GingerPopper

can't hear u over my sizzling bacon

Seriously? I mean a lot of people hate Tammashay and I myself am not on good terms with him myself (even if he doesn't know) I still think its a bit rude to straight-up quit and make Tammashay feel extremely unwelcome. Like I said I'm not particularly fond of him but I see no reason to stop him trying to integrate with the community. DM anyway if we lose a round I still have the aimware software I used last tourney. All's guud 

depends if its a women or a man if its a women its quiet sexy actually but if its a man its gay and gross i dont want to be bumraped

Planned Server Maintenance 
Tomorrow 31/03/17, I'll be performing some server maintenance. All of our servers will be offline for a few hours and will gradually come back online. All of our servers should be fully online by the evening however I'm going to try to get it done quite quickly. I'm going to get Teamspeak up first so you can at least chat to each other and then gradually bring the rest online. When the servers are back up you probably won't notice much difference but I'm aiming to fix quite a few back-end issues.
Thanks

My team is already having a feud wtf

Toby, whilst that post contained a lot of verbiage, it contained fucking zero argument.
 
It is replete with naive ignorance of macroeconomic factors and a grossly reductive interpretation of dietary choices as expression of personal choice without positive or negative externalities generated by those decisions.
 

Monthly Awards
-These could be removed after a month from the persons profile, or stay with a date reminder - e.g June 2016. Depends how clustered you think it'd get. If you only decided to institute one of the below, it'd only be 12 awards a year, ideally spread out over several people. If you didn't want to keep these awards visible each year they could either be removed from immediate visibility and placed on the players profile - possible? Or change them to a half yearly thing.
Member of the month - Speaks for itself Moderator of the month - " " Forumer of the month - Hopefully would encourage enlightening threads and increased activity. Could be due to a popular thread, a good suggestion or just purely a mad amount of helpful forum activity. Prison Breaker of the month - Doesn't have to be most hours, can be taken many ways. A new member fitting in, exceptional rebelling, good mod decisions, helping new players, innovative wardening. Newbie of the month - Something for new players to strive for once entering the community, or after acceptance to membership.   
Unspecific Awards Subject to Opinion
Lifetime Service - Given to recognise long term commitment to the community. Event Exceptionale v1 - An award to recognise event hosting contribution. Certain amount of events hosted, or other determinants.  Event Exceptionale v2 - An award to recognise an individuals commitment to events. May have attended 10+ in a row, may be recognised by admins as always on time, always following commands, helping things consistently run smoothly over multiple events. Event of the year - Individual was part of a team who hosted the community-chosen event of the year Moderator of the year - Conor+Unseen short list to 3 people they think deserve the title. Community then votes for their preference. Initial phase allows for the legitimate candidates to have their deserved chance, not just the older, more community-popular ones. Best CS Frag movie of the year - We get a lot of these posted, perhaps another community vote after shortlisted by a non-biased, experienced bunch for the best youtube movie made by a community member.  
Other Awards
1 Year Membership - For 365 days of consistent membership, without dissenting into regular status. Could possibly do for 2-3 years.  1 Year Moderatorship - Same concept as above Donning Donator - Indicates a user who has donated a certain amount you deem worthy of recognition. Perhaps beyond the VIP usergroup quantity, as that already exists. Also easier to see as an immediate badge. Jailbreak King - An award for the most hours spent on Jailbreak over a (3 month OR 6 month OR 1 year period) 5+ 10+ 15+ Events Won - Up to you how far back you'd want to go to start counting winners, and would obviously continue, would be willing to help here. No sleep - Award given to the user who's spent the most minutes in a day on jailbreak. Easily done by gametracker, but maybe you can't distinguish between the idlespec hours and the actual active hours :/ I Gather I - Award given to the user with the most OB gathers on popflash in the last 31 days. Award doesn't change each month, stays until record is broken. Oldest Member - Individual is the oldest member in the community (age wise - not time spent in the community) Individual Event Winner - When an event is purely an individual one, that gets recognised as a badge. 'Individual won April 2018 Deathrun'. No recognition for team events, but they can contribute to the number of events won badge.

After a passionate and intense date night, OB's couples laid down their arms exhausted. It was clear that many of these relationships simply would not work out, however maybe there was a spark of hope to look forward to in those who had triumphed together.
TEAM SCORES
Team 1 - Raw & ZakTEF - 10 points Team 2 - BIBS & GingerPopper - 4 points Team 3 - Twiixtor & Weezy - 11 points Team 4 - Danny & Irish - 0 points Team 5 - Nick & Absolute - 3 points Team 6 - Toby & Nuclear - 10 points Team 7 - Thunder & JME - 11 points Team 8 - Future & Joey - 4 points Team 9 - Gerald & Strogglok - 3 points Team 10 - Cereal & Joji - 5 points Team 11 - Rhyse & Extinct - 1 point Team 12 - Brandon & Sovman - 1 point Meaning the overall winners were:
Team 3: Twiixtor & Weezy  AND  Team 7: Thunder & JME
Players will be awarded 1000 credits each.
MVP WINNER
The individual with the most score total: Sovman
He will also be awarded 1000 credits.
Thanks to all who turned up. A few of the things we didn't expect included the colour plugin reset on freeze, the people being force swapped to CT and the slight fps drop on second map - but otherwise I hope the event wasn't so bad and that you guys enjoyed it.
 
My only comment would be is that some of you could have a bit more tact in the way you handle yourselves, ik some of you mean nothing by it or some of you are just meme'ing - but even if the event goes on a bit (which I admit it could have had a couple less rounds), asking 'can I go yet' in an exasperated, whiny voice is a bit scumbag considering people are giving up time to try run this for you.
Nonetheless, thanks once again for showing, any constructive criticism is welcome xo

OB's worst duo has been found...

Sat in my room on my PC talking to a bunch of cunts every night for the past year instead of studying and going out with mates.

ok which one of you made this acc lmao.
 
my money is on rory, maybe mintlou/venga

Welcome Roseline, can't wait to meet you.
Thread followed and +rep'd.

ok so i scroll through about 20 comments to see if someone asks the only question i have, not one of you morons did
 
is this a chick or a guy

Welcome to the forums, since you have been in OB for half a year now i figured what best way than to greet you with song lyrics : 
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS
  "FAT"
 
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

Had a little chat with her, wasn't very nice as I was refereed to as a fuckboy...

Overpass and Cobble wasn't an alleyway/shotgun map on release. I honestly cannot see this map going anywhere, huh guess we will see. Seaside from Op bravo had more potential than this, even Santorini/Season.
The gun skins are also garbage. Apart from the blue fiveseven, but y'know it's a blue. Knife skins nothing new, novelty will wear off after a while.
The best thing to come of this update is the command to let you see your team's equipment on key-press, essentially giving you information through the walls on where your team mate is and their equipment. You can also enable this permanently. HRTF also sounds a bit better.
 
 
 
 

Nice to see someone come in through teamspeak. Welcome to the forums.

I'm gay for lucy on thursdays

Hey, i'm Lucy (Culy) and i'm 15 from South Wales (Yes, i fuck sheep. Specifically one called Geoffrei or Rachel ;) ).
I only started gaming last year as until then I did not own any type of console or PC. I don't play as many games as i used to, due to the fact that i am spending most of my time reading, sleeping or studying - as I have exams soon, and I also have a laptop that can only run a meager amount of games.  However i will still occasionally play a few games depending on who is playing it with me. I mostly play Gmod or LoL although i'm pretty bad, as anyone who has played with me can confirm this. I watch anime quite a bit but not enough to make me a weeb. Some of you may know me from ts as I've been on there (with the kool krew in one of the generic or mix rooms) for a few months but haven't made an account until now. I'm not sure what I want to do in the future but I hope to go into Writing or Tattooing.  I listen to a variety of music from Alternative rock to Indie pop and occasionally Heavy metal, and am pretty much listening to music 24/7. I like to draw and design and plan on using those talents for a future job. Once my exams are out of the way I will try and play on the actual OB servers and I was introduced to OB by two idiots called Marsh and R1sk (Don't kill me). I will do pretty much anything for a teacake and i'm consistently nice if you are.
Thanks for reading. 

Welcome to the forums, put a mask on guys cos that thing is minging  

shit thread

ur all shit

HB to my 6th favorite mod

HB to my 6th favorite mod