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  1. Jak

    Anyone want to play a pen and paper?

    Might be interested in setting up a noughts and crosses game, depends on how much time I have to spare to organise it though.
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    Diwali ennit, busy time of the year for everyone.
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    Photograph critiquing thread

    At a christening in coastal Irish mist this past weekend. My camera film was x-rayed to shit by airport security which has caused the heavy grain and banding... They fucked the roll, out of 10 shots I got 3 usable photos.
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    Cheap but reliable smart phones

    just take it back to morrisons they have to give you a refund for faulty products under the consumer goods act do you still have your receipt
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    Marble Olympics 2017

    Genuinely glad that you did. It’s so good. The rallys are particularly great.
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    Marble Olympics 2017

    It’s fucking great! The commentary is what sucks me in. The dudes so good at hyping it up. I like the O’rangers the most, they’re my team. Backing those randomised bastards like nothing else.
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    Marble Olympics 2017

    I blasted through the 2017 games last night and I’m halfway through the 2018 winter marbleympics. It’s good shit.
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    Marble Olympics 2017

    This... is something else. A particularly unique "special area of interest". I'm enjoying the amount of effort gone into multiple camera angles, slow motion, and genuinely enthusiastic commentary.
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    A lesson in Black Country Basics "Yam roit bab" - How are you, female? "Worro, kidda" [rolled Rs] - How are you, younger male? "Oi day ding" - I didn't press the button to call you over, air hostess. "Worraya a posho" - Your accent is more palatable than mine and I'm offended. "Wotyam saytu-mee" - What did you say to me? (normally said ~3 seconds before a punch is thrown) "Ouwd gouwd" - The Wolverhampton Wanderers FC kit is not orange, it's... (see title colour) "Give yeredda wobble" - What you've just said is nonsense. Please note that all of these phrases rely heavily on rising inflection mixed with guttural noises to sound legitimate. Like the French, Yam-Yams (a slur used to describe the cretins from this region of the UK) are highly sensitive to outsiders trying to fit in so unless you are confident you can maintain a convincing impression, your safety is in jeopardy if you attempt to converse with natives using their language.
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    McGregor vs Khabib

    27 fights, 28 wins. He beat up mcgregor’s boyfriend in the crowd as well.
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    McGregor vs Khabib

    Sounds like he’s a power bottom.
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    What is the BEST BEER

    @Mintlou can get nearly all of those at basically any supermarket
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    What is the BEST BEER

    Larger than what? I don’t drink many local beers, I’m thinking of things like Holsten Pils, Doombar, Sierra Nevada, Anchor Steam beer, Bath Ales, Timothy Taylor, Brooklyn lager, Tiny Rebel, Thwaites, Guinness, Badger ales, Black Sheep, these are all widely available and popular drinks, not local beers.
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    What is the BEST BEER

    Best beer on that awful list or best beer full stop? Because you’re not even close with any of these.