New surf video

[New surf video]

That’s not surfing it’s falling with style.

[Global Elite Geo Guesser (seriously cant believe what I am seeing)]

19 hours ago, Keiji Motori said:

Still not better then me

Then you what???

[Festivities and the next year]

I hope everyone had a wonderful time over late December. As an ex JW I don’t celebrate Christmas or New Year, but I hope you all had a wonderful time with friends and/or family.

 

What are everyone’s goals for 2019?

 

I would like a new job, and I would like to continue my fantastic relationship with my partner.

[Best "Steamed Hams" meme]

5 hours ago, YoungGerald said:

the implications

Just watched the reunion episodes about 10 minutes ago. That's Dennis' best fury.

[Best "Steamed Hams" meme]

[Anyone want to play a pen and paper?]

Might be interested in setting up a noughts and crosses game, depends on how much time I have to spare to organise it though.

[Hello]

Diwali ennit, busy time of the year for everyone.

[What are you listening to right now?]

 

[Photograph critiquing thread]

At a christening in coastal Irish mist this past weekend. My camera film was x-rayed to shit by airport security which has caused the heavy grain and banding... They fucked the roll, out of 10 shots I got 3 usable photos.

[Cheap but reliable smart phones]

just take it back to morrisons they have to give you a refund for faulty products under the consumer goods act

 

do you still have your receipt

[Marble Olympics 2017]

4 hours ago, Jamie said:

I quickly dismissed this as another Jak post, but i came back and gave it a chance. I am hooked now.

Genuinely glad that you did. It’s so good. The rallys are particularly great.

[Marble Olympics 2017]

5 hours ago, gaffeR said:

ive just spent the last hour of my life watching the marble Olympics lol

It’s fucking great! The commentary is what sucks me in. The dudes so good at hyping it up. I like the O’rangers the most, they’re my team. Backing those randomised bastards like nothing else.

[Marble Olympics 2017]

I blasted through the 2017 games last night and I’m halfway through the 2018 winter marbleympics. It’s good shit.

[Marble Olympics 2017]

This... is something else. A particularly unique "special area of interest".

I'm enjoying the amount of effort gone into multiple camera angles, slow motion, and genuinely enthusiastic commentary.

 

 

 

 

[Language-Learning]

A lesson in Black Country Basics

"Yam roit bab"
- How are you, female?

"Worro, kidda" [rolled Rs]
- How are you, younger male?

"Oi day ding"
- I didn't press the button to call you over, air hostess.

"Worraya a posho"
- Your accent is more palatable than mine and I'm offended.

"Wotyam saytu-mee"
- What did you say to me? (normally said ~3 seconds before a punch is thrown)

"Ouwd gouwd"
- The Wolverhampton Wanderers FC kit is not orange, it's... (see title colour)

"Give yeredda wobble"
- What you've just said is nonsense.

Please note that all of these phrases rely heavily on rising inflection mixed with guttural noises to sound legitimate. Like the French, Yam-Yams (a slur used to describe the cretins from this region of the UK) are highly sensitive to outsiders trying to fit in so unless you are confident you can maintain a convincing impression, your safety is in jeopardy if you attempt to converse with natives using their language.

[McGregor vs Khabib]

4 hours ago, Sniffles said:

27 fights

27 wins

can't wait for Brandon to cry over this

 

27 fights, 28 wins. He beat up mcgregor’s boyfriend in the crowd as well.

[McGregor vs Khabib]

2 hours ago, Eraser said:

Yeeeh can’t see McGregor winning this one, Khabib is a monster on the ground and isn’t stupid enough to trade punches

Sounds like he’s a power bottom. 

[What is the BEST BEER]

@Mintlou can get nearly all of those at basically any supermarket

[What is the BEST BEER]

1 hour ago, Mintlou said:

I had already predicted in TS that you'd come back with some quip about how some local larger is better because only you and your mates drink it. 

Larger than what?

I don’t drink many local beers, I’m thinking of things like Holsten Pils, Doombar, Sierra Nevada, Anchor Steam beer, Bath Ales, Timothy Taylor, Brooklyn lager, Tiny Rebel, Thwaites, Guinness, Badger ales, Black Sheep, these are all widely available and popular drinks, not local beers.

[What is the BEST BEER]

Best beer on that awful list or best beer full stop? Because you’re not even close with any of these.

[This will blow your mind]

@MintIou looking at a screen and using your keyboard and mouse is very similar to reading music while using both hands for different rhythms. I used to play piano for my parents’ Kingdom Hall before I broke my finger and had to stop.

[This will blow your mind]

2 hours ago, Eraser said:

I wish i had learnt piano instead of pouring 4k hours into cs and still being garbage

 

If it makes you feel any better then you might like to know that piano is mainly hand eye coordination, similar to CS, so you’d probably be shit at that too.

[What are you listening to right now?]

^yes

 

@Fluxy @SonyTwan sunrise walk home vibes.

[next ob cs esl?]

...I don’t know

 

 

Can you repeat the question?

[Is it time?]

1 hour ago, Kai said:

lmfao? jak is paying

Tag me if you want my money, slut.