Roast Me! Outbreak Edition

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

I love you Jak but that is so not fucking on outside of the 18+ section lol 

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

And before 'I covered the anus up' reply HIS FUCKING 7" DICK IS SWINGING AROUND.

[Skeff 289]

My selfie

I took this earlier with a bit of a hang over after a messy Halloween party last night.

 

The roasts

On 10/27/2016 at 18:11, IrishChamp said:

Do your worst

 

Irish, you remind me of my retarded friend at primary school. You have the same hair and monobrow. These days he has become a bit of a hipster and I imagine if you stick with us you'll become some kind of hipster.

On 10/27/2016 at 18:21, ItsInsurgent said:

Insurgent, you're not even trying. Please retake the photo with a leather jacket and chainsaw.

On 10/27/2016 at 18:57, SonyTwan said:

Sony, Do you have any nieces or nephews? because you look like a young pedophilic uncle. Small bit of face stubble and never wearing many clothes.

 

On 10/27/2016 at 20:09, Jak said:

Jak, you are both a terrible alcoholic and a terrible costume maker. If someone were to ask me who you were I wouldn't hesitate to tell them you're a complete oxygen thief.

On 10/27/2016 at 19:54, VENGA BUS said:

@Chris Lord Don't want to leave this out, however I'll hold back a little because the subject of the image didn't post the image. Either way we all know who this is and how ginger he is. With the hair style in this picture you remind me of Kyle Broflovski.

On 10/27/2016 at 20:31, ҉NuclearGamer said:

Nuclear, you look like a failed attempt at combining bugs bunny and pluto the dog.

On 10/27/2016 at 20:37, Liutvi Mestan said:

Liutvi, I am overwhelmed by how cool you look. Save some of those candy sticks for me you scruffy bastard.

On 10/27/2016 at 21:12, VENGA BUS said:

Venga, I've seen this before and I still have no idea why you're doing this. The photo is taken from a standing position, which to me implies everyone else is standing and you're just some fuck whit on the floor.

On 10/27/2016 at 22:48, Brawler said:

Brawler, Irish asked for photos that weren't too flattering and you managed to do that perfectly. You found your worst angle and went with it, I respect that.

On 10/28/2016 at 09:34, gaffeR said:

Roast me bitches.

Gaffer, the word "cum" is clearly visible in the reflection of your left eye, but this isn't the first time you'd had cum in your eye. Not the best roast but looking at all the other roasts I was a little short of ideas.

[Quinn 643]

These are shit.

Eyebrows look painted on. Couldn't look like more of a twat if he tried, look at that stern look, what a fucking try hard faggot. Taken in his bathroom to avoid us seeing the fields of weed that are being grown in his other rooms to keep his family out of poverty. Only malnourishment from a famine could make someone's face look that retardedly square.

No.

All I ever here about from him is his gay dancing, I hope he trips and does his face in, it'd probably be an improvement. Craves attention by pretending to cast doubt over his sexuality, resorts to micspam and childish behaviour because he actually has autism and no idea how to communicate.

SO FUCKING SEXY <3.

Ironic because the cardboard hat represents the echo chamber this sad cunt lives in, can't put up with opposing opinion or people that annoy him on the internet. Stop being such a crybaby and grow up you rotten child.

No.

Literally unroastable.

Nice joke asshole, I know you think you're funny doing the whole squat thing, but when your main source of amusement is laughing at edgy geopolitical memes with a jobless autist on the internet you know something is wrong with your life. You'll probably die of alcohol poisoning in this position.

Too busy mapping to shave.

[Fluxy 1,660]

To be fair, big papa Mestan is unroastable 

[IrishChamp 641]

1 hour ago, Skeff said:

My selfie

I took this earlier with a bit of a hang over after a messy Halloween party last night.

You look like Frodo but if Frodo was a school shooter who had pubes on his chin.

[Sniffles 175]

 Roast me cunts! appearance or personality I don't care.

[Rory 509]

why the fuck do you have that filter? are you a 16 year old girl lol

[Jak 1,381]

It's fucking Jordan Schafer.

[w33zy 1,523]

nice dog filter to hide ur UK TEETH 

[Sniffles 175]

9 minutes ago, w33zy said:

nice dog filter to hide ur UK TEETH 

You got me :( I use it to hide my braces

[Jak 1,381]

Do you use the black and white filter to hide your hideous acne?

[Pasickle 643]

That eat, sleep, game repeat shirt is enough to say that you're sociably deprived. 

[Quinn 643]

15 hours ago, Rory said:

why the fuck do you have that filter? are you a 16 year old girl lol

 

15 hours ago, Sniffles said:

 Roast me cunts! appearance or personality I don't care.

Behind the dog filter Rory, is his rotting nose which has been completely malformed from the constant awful sound he makes down his mic with it.

[SonyTwan 1,208]