Hatchinthehat

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these americans have some questionable banter

or people aren't homicidal towards their own family 

r/sisterkillers

i have returned just for this masterpiece. y'all done fucked up mate.

i have returned just for this masterpiece. y'all done fucked up mate.

Well, when I was a wee bit younger I used to go to this activity centre.
My friend would usually invite me on Fridays, but for some reason, he invited me on a Monday which I thought was unusual.
Then, when we were going into the sports halls, I immediately saw some girl completely failed a bowl(In cricket)
I started laughing a bit and sarcastic clapping, then she turned around and looked at me.
She had a very visible down syndrome, about 20 people stared at me when I did that.
I never went back there.
I'm going to hell.
 
 

Ty everyone for the 'Hb veng' but it's actually not my birthday! Lol!!!!!
 
hb vengeance xoxo

What's his present from you? 

Happy birthday to my special ginger.

Just lobbing this here out of interest, i know a few of you fine folk are booking tickets for this already but the more friendly faces the better.
http://en.esl-one.com/csgo/cologne-2017/camp/
4 nights camping at this years ESL One Cologne tournament in July.
ESL Ticket, tent rental and camping costs is looking to work out at about £210 per person. Add flights, food, extra travel costs, booze, heroin and hookers in there and it could all be done for 600 quid if you don't get arrested.
Round trip flights for the dates costing 52 dollaz from london.
Overall looks like an excellent time and would be nice to watch some CS and get steaming with you plebs  
 
Also a video of last years camp for the curious
 

http://en-uk.sennheiser.com/pc-363d-surround-sound-gaming-headset 
I have this, very similar. 
Although I do find the mic picks up quite alot of general noise, especially breathing if your not careful. Kinda annoying sometimes. 

Sennheiser HD25

Sennheiser 350PC SE. A very high quality headset that gives great sounds and bass. 

I use Sennheiser 429's and i've not got any complaints about them. Switched from a set of corsair vengenace 2000's in september as they were on deaths door and the quality difference is so much better.

Started playing on the server a few days ago. The concept of jailbreak is a bit new to me but it's pretty fun so far. I didn't know you had to be under 13 to be CT so I had to switch off. I feel like that should be in the rules? I've been looking around the forums a bit. Mintlou seems quite smart. Why isn't he a mod? Or is it member you get first? Not realIy sure? I've seen more mods than members on the server so It could go either way. Saw a group called veterans. Looked pretty cool. How long do you have to play to join it? I noticed the only girl on the server had a Champ tag? I figured minorities get their own custom tags to make them feel special. In that case I'd like the tag Pimp. I saw you guys had a teamspeak server. I thought I would jump on and say helly to the people playing jailbreak and chilling in TS. Then I noticed not a single one of the people on TS was on the JB server? I did see Mintlou though. Not a mod on TS either. What a shame. I think your Teamspeak is glitched. I hear a lot of random sounds all the time. Sometimes 1 guys mic activates but 3 different voices come out saying wierd stuff. Disturbing. 
Jokes aside!!! 
Thought I would say hello since I have been playing a bit on the server the last few days. For the new people. Name is Guled. I've been on and off the community since 2012. Looking forward to getting to know you all and to respark some of the old memories with the vets. (Gibe vet pls). Not much else to say that I haven't said in the other 2-3 reintroductions I have made. I currenly work as a manager in a hotdog stand with mentally disabled people (not sure if that's the PC way of saying it but it is in Denmark). I work at a nightclub and I work as a caregiver in a activity center for the mentally and physically disabled. Starting uni at some point next year. As the only black person to step foot in OB management back in the day, my one and only job was to give my opinion on what was and wasn't racist. Good times.

Hello y'all. 
First of all I want to caveat this post saying I am no way trying to show off my "lit" skins. Pretty much everyone knows I have a decent inventory by now that I acquired through several years of being very financially irresponsible and making some downright stupid decisions. This was something I just traded for.
Anyway, moving on. I traded my Karambit Marble Fade plus some other small stuff for an M9 Crimson Web, I loved the marble fade but I'd had it for almost a year and fancied a change. Catchy and unique name tags is something I have always been a big fan of, I really think it lends identity to your weapon and helps form "this is mine" kinda thing. Normally it takes me a few days to come up with something I like, but this time, I was thinking I'd love to hear some ideas from the community!
Also to give something back, the person who submits the answer I like the most will get a case and key of their choice! so dont say im not good to you :) who knows, maybe the  winner will need to make their own "name my knife" thread if they get very lucky.
If you interested, this is the knife in question, although im sure you all know what one looks like. 
     

Scenario: Conor has left OB. From the member base, build a squad who YOU think would run the community successfully. Please avoid trolling. Give reasons for picks and use the current format (owner-ha-admin etc etc).
 
Owner
- Unseen (would make a very good owner due to balanced, thought out approaches to every problem)
Head-Admin
- Jaydog (decent guy who would make a good wingman for unseen due to being both fun and serious).
Admin (2 max)
- Gunstar (has the experience already)
SMOD (3 max)
- Pepe (has the experience already)
- SonyTwan (has the experience already)
- Jamie (has the experience already)
Mod (10 max)
- Mintlou (can make OB great again by starting from the bottom)
- Raw (already mod and decent)
- Pasickle (decent guy)
- No Good (very good server mod)
- Weezy (experience and fun)
- Eraser (FUN)
- giant_cheesepuff (tech guy)
- Cereal (decent kiddo with alot of potential)
- lewis (lad)
TEMPLATE:
 

Hey! Most of you know me as the keen guy who is always on the top of the scoreboard in every game played, but some know me as that guy who just won't let up...
In this thread i will be reflecting on the past and present, as well as what i plan to do to address my underlying issues.
 
When I first joined - I first joined OB when it was founded on 24th feb 2012. I applied for member 2 days later and got it within 9 minutes. I was also made admin a few days later and risen to head-admin which i held this position for over a year. I was someone. I made a lot of friends and was respected by (almost) everyone... I could of been owner when McLovin left but turned it down, leaving Gaz to take the helm when no one else would step up to the plate. I stepped down shortly afterwards and came back a few times to help here and there.
 
Where things went Wrong - After stepping down for the final time I fell down a slippery slope with no hope of returning to former glory... I got several warnings on the forums, spammed the shoutbox, spammed soundboards, became aids... I also got into bad habits of arguing with people needlessly (Admins, staff, friends) and after reflecting back i should really thank the staff for not banning me and sweeping away, spending a lifetime of damnation with Jordan under the rug.
 
The future on jamie - Today I was told that I should up my game and become somebody again. After spending about 15 minutes or so in the shower, I thought to myself "i need to be back there again"... I will try my hardest to work my way back up to the top, spam less soundboards, join in with more games on ts and get myself back together again. I hope you guys can support me and help regain my reputation. This post is kind of an apology for being one of the biggest skiddos in OB.
 
enjoy
PMA
 

Some of you older lot might be familiar with 'Battlefield 2' from 2005, one of the classic EA shooters back in the day (along with 2142 etc)
 
Anyway, so I discovered a mod/reboot where you can download and play completely for free. There is a solid playerbase with all the original maps, leaderboards etcetc. 
It took me about 30 mins to download but if you're an ex-player or wanna try out a more original battlefield. Give it a shot!
 
https://battlelog.co/ <----- Link 
It's very simple to do. Literally just make a username (it'll be your permanent name, ofc) and then download. Job done! 

I know you guys love the top notch premium content that I put out, so to start off 2017, heres something to get you going :)
  

Must be a real fucking headache listening to 4 songs at once pal.

Hearty Italian bread stuffed with spicy cheese, ham, chicken tika. Get that toasted and add lettuce and tomatoes :)