Guest Posted November 28, 2016 (edited) Rules: Answer the would you rather above, then post your own. Try keep it as clean as possible. No shit posting,keep it relevant to the thread. hf. Mine: Would you rather secretly have sex with a goat or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn’t? Edited November 28, 2016 by Guest Share this post Link to post
Blyss 975 Posted November 28, 2016 2nd option Would you rather die happy in 8 years or die unhappy in 60 years? Share this post Link to post
Sniffles 175 Posted November 28, 2016 Die unhappy in 60 years Would you rather have to constantly refer to people by last names only or no be able to say peoples last name / your own Share this post Link to post
Gunstar 513 Posted November 28, 2016 (edited) Refer to people by last name only then You are the prime minster. The princess of the royal family has been kidnapped and held hostage [If you have watched Black Mirror, you know where I am going with this]. The kidnapper asks prime minister to fuck a pig or she dies. [This is the only way to save her]. Would you fuck a pig and save the princess and live a hero / Pig fucker to people and your family for the rest of your life or let the princess die and have your career ruined and you ridiculed by everyone for the rest of your life [you are basically fucked either way] and live with regret knowing you could have done something without harming anyone to save her life and that your pride was more important than a human life. Pick one, there are no other options. Edited November 28, 2016 by Gunstar Share this post Link to post
IrishChamp 641 Posted November 28, 2016 Can I give it to a chubby moth and call her a pig? Lol probably gonna fuck the pig, dunno though. You are using a filthy McDonalds bathroom when somebody kicks down your cubicle door. They start fucking you against your will. The person is either Sony or Conor. Have fun lmao Share this post Link to post
Jak 1,381 Posted November 28, 2016 Sony would be more gentle. Would you rather have to sing a song you don't know the words to properly on live TV or be force fed your least favourite food? Share this post Link to post
Vemix 205 Posted November 28, 2016 Force fed. Seems like it would be once while on live TV would be forever. Would you rather fart every time you laugh or burp every time you cry? Share this post Link to post
GingerPopper 402 Posted November 28, 2016 lol 2nd option, you crying is much less frequent than laughing, which you will be doing alot, also you would laugh to yourself farting thus starting a never ending cycle until you die of asphyxiation. Would you rather eat shit that tastes like chocolate, or chocolate that tastes like shit? 2 CQCOD and Brawler reacted to this Share this post Link to post
Pasickle 643 Posted November 28, 2016 i would rather eat shit that taste like chocolate because i'm allergic to milk so if i did the second option i would probably die. would you rather, be forced too wear wet socks for the rest of your life or be allowed to wash your hair only once a year? Share this post Link to post
No Good 85 Posted November 28, 2016 (edited) Wash my hair only once a year (barely have any) Would you rather loose your right arm and left leg or loose your left arm and right leg? Edited November 28, 2016 by No Good Share this post Link to post
҉NuclearGamer 92 Posted November 28, 2016 I'm ambidextrous, so it doesn't affect me much, probably go with left arm and right leg. Would you rather speak only using phrases from the bee movie script or would you rather have a humming sound similar to that of a bee when taking a piss/shit. Share this post Link to post
Hobbsyy 136 Posted November 28, 2016 I would speak only using phrases from the Bee Movie. Would you rather be hot or cold for the rest of your life? Share this post Link to post
MultiWombie 0 Posted November 28, 2016 Cold...I am already cold hearted, so not much of a difference Would you rather know everyone else death date (not your own) or have everyone see yours Share this post Link to post
Eagle 175 Posted November 28, 2016 Know everyone elses - At least then I'm the only one dealing with it, plus would be a great party trick :D Would you rather have a constant itch which couldn't be removed or always have something in your eye? Share this post Link to post
Scrobbesbyrig 422 Posted November 28, 2016 A constant itch, Would you rather seize the means of production, everything go swell for people 30 years in, then the Bourgeois dirty little hands destroy your utopia, OR Post Dank Memes, and be responsible for nothing because your a dirty cuck-lord commie who won't do anything except whinge and cry on the internet 1 UnSeen reacted to this Share this post Link to post