JamesG

Don't mind me guys, just checking on my crops 
 

for anyone who wondered what kriss edited...
 
'me and hades have our first baby' was removed by him

I get unmuted by everyone by accident due to getting a new PC I fail at getting member using up 20 applications Unseen leaves ob to write anime becoming the biggest Weeb. Rjayy now watches anime and calls it shit when he doesn't see Hentai Daffy wins the tour de england (as the tour de france was called off due to Keiji's autism infects everyone in france) venga accidentally wins a troll mix

Lmfao RIP everybody mentioned above ^
Here's my attempt:
Substick is now known as :)D::/:(, due to his inability to type anything other than smileys Cereal finally gets Mod then resigns after a week due to the emotional stress After Jamie finally getting his way, gathers are now played on an aim map where rushing is banned and the only guns permitted are rifles Rory returns with a fuck ton of cash from his new job and buys out all of OB's competitors After 12 months of custom bot games, Rhyse finally topfrags Rhyse receives a VAC ban Chris Lord appears on X-Factor, sings Les Mis out of key, then tells Simon Cowell that his opinion is invalid Kriss creates a map to honour the late Pepe The Frog, a valued Senior Mod who died from blood clots as a result of his obesity.

Fluxy can no longer perform in any cs game without smoking 3 blunts beforehand, any gather attempt must be preceded with a warning to fluxy to smoke his joints - flicks will follow
Gaffer has had another kid, first one was eaten by zeus
After the assassination of conor, pepe has delved into months of overt depression, eventually fleeing outbreak 
cheesepuff finally gets moderator
In a miraculous turn of firsts, Moderator CQCOD makes a post on the forums, and lupha plays his first game of proper cs
Sovman has been VAC banned 
Rachel turns 9, at the big birthday bash, chris lord drinks too much and cheats on jess with meg
With lewis back at university, brandon has deranked down to high MG2 / low MGE
 

So, this week pretty much marks my fourth year since I joined OB and each year when this time comes around I like to think what kind of situations or interesting things have happend in OB since the last year. Changing in owners, VAC gossip, cyber relationships, le epic trolls, new servers, Mods/admins who go off the rails....alot can happen in a year and OB does look slightly different every August imo. But then I was thinking, instead of looking back, why not look forward...what is OB gonna look like in August 2017???  Here are my thoughts:
 
Chris Lord admits he got something wrong, him saying "I guess I was wrong then" gets soundboarded and becomes the hottest meme of 2017. Jame and Venga are finally given an official HR section on the forums and a channel in TS where they can deal with most of the community's personal grievances giving Unseen a chance to concentrate on being owner.   Unseen did the deed (assassinated Conor in his sleep, took control of OB)  At a meetup in Essex Mintlou and Jaydog finally confess their deep seated love for each other, get it on, 3 months later have a truck themed wedding, its very nice but no one goes... Babbymonkey returns after many years, expecting most to have forgotten who he is, unfourtunatly this isnt the case and he doesn't stay long as every post he makes on the forums is quoted and replied with                    ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Brandon becomes one of the first OB mods to die on duty, doctors believe he had a stroke that killed him instantly, some say this was a direct result of someone changing their name to "Brandumb" during a gather.  All CS gathers are played exclusively on CSS just like the good old days, this is due to CSGO being ported to Source 2 during 2017 which came with the following "improvements": Sprinting, a perk system, grenade launchers and space battles. Biggles heads the "Close Minigames 2017" petition.  Lewis leaves OB to pursue his CS pro career under the name "The Rutland Monster" but is later banned from all CS major tournaments by valve for his repeated typing of "nice eco team" "oops wrong chat" during all his matches.  What else do you guys think could happen to OB in 2017? 

ask parents to buy you a 2k pc, sorted

You're actually alright Gibby. It's a shame you're on the same power train as Popey - unfortunately for you it didn't stop at the OB Station.

plug the cables in the other way
 
@VENGA BUS

If you rebel and you die, don't be surprised.
When you die, go and do something productive while you wait for the round to end e.g. washing clothes, getting water, stretching, work of some kind you can do in a short duration.
Realise that our lives our insignificant, that we're all going to die and will be forgotten.

Smoke weed

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Thought this was about some interesting socialist history.

Was about some shit game like DOTA or w/e. 2/10 thread try harder next time

Going Early tommorow (12th) back on 5th. Israel. Cya then

My exact thoughts. No one else seems to question why some online stranger is drinking out of a cup with another stranger's face on it.

what a mug

SO, as you all know Jamie said, "My computer is broke lol i have to wait for my new computer lol should be here soon man then i can play in the 1v1 tournament lol sah dood"
However, yung jimmy isn't as legit as he seems. I have PHOTO EVIDENCE that Jamie has been on his computer the whole time.

 
Here we have jamie clearly at his computer wearing a gaming headset, very suspicious indeed.
Follow me as i take you further down the rabbit hole that is this decieving "global" and his endless treachery.
 

 
This image speaks for itself, jamie is clearly messaging yung hugo macdaddy saying he lied to get out of the 1v1 against dearest Sivmen.  Shame on you Jimmy, shame.
 

 
Here again we have jamie on his steam account wondering whether he should sell his p250 sand dunes for keys or not.
 
 
 
NSFW: And finally Jimmy in the tub.

Are you still a 26 year old single guy, stuck with a useless graphics design degree with zero aspirations in the real world begging for acceptance from a minority of people on teamspeak by pretending to mute 60% of the server?
 
woops

Lewis do you wear a money belt in the uk? Does your mum make you wear a helmet and armbands when you leave the house just in case?

I'm off to Israel in 7 Days!
I'm using a Caxton FX Prepaid currency card.
Jerusalem: 

Dead sea:
 

Sea Of Galilee:

Tel Aviv:

Golan Heights:

Masada:

 
 
I shall be posting my own photos of when I am there and the other places I will be staying!

Keji has an amazing mic...

enough said.

Well im not to sure how many of you know but on Thursday night Ellie (my daughter) was rushed into hospital straight from the doctors. This was because her temperature was over 40, if you speak to any doctors if they would send you to hospital if your temperature was 38. A Baby with a temperature of 40 isn't the best. 
We arrived at Our local hospital at 6:30pm, got taken straight into the children's ward, At about 11pm 4 Doctor's was still none the wiser as to why Ellie was over heating and by now her breathing was increasing to a worry amount of breaths per min. 
At 1:30am they decided they had to keep Ellie and Lauren in over night as she wasn't improving at all. i got home at 2AM and was back at the hospital at 8AM the following morning. They kept us in all day and after a blood test, wee wee test and god knows how many examinations they finally started to treat her for a chest infection. They sent us home at 7PM with some very strong antibiotics and we have to go back Sunday for a check up. 
As you can tell its not been the best of weeks for me, Lauren and Ellie... So we decided last night it's time to introduce a new member to our household... Everyone say hello to Diesel the Sausage dog!

i only have 1 game.
 

Don't tell others how to "improve" if your a victim of the failings yourself