Sovman

costco pizza

wat? he was purged?
completely agree with weezy, still consider you a member in my books. +1

wat? he was purged?
completely agree with weezy, still consider you a member in my books. +1

my fat lazy slug

if you still thinking about buying no mans sky i recommend a more enjoyable alternative.
 

Cake

Nick would make a great member in my opinion. He has integrated well and although people say he is immature at times I think he is more mature than most people his age in this community if you ask me. Although me and him have a big age gap it doesn't feel like it when we are hanging out, he is a good laugh and easy to get along with +1 for sure.

Player Name: n1ck
Date of Birth: 5th August 2001
Age: 15 years old
Country/Location: Liverpool la
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:109059370
Games Played: CS:GO, Battleblock Theater, Grand Theft Auto V, Witcher 3, Heroes And Generals, H1Z1 and Insurgecy.
Roughly how long have you been playing our server(s)?: 9ish Months
What qualities can you bring to Outbreak?: I know most the time i am a bit skidish but i'm always trying to improve my attitude. I'm on Teamspeak nearly everyday and try to provide a friendly atmosphere. 
Tell us a little something about yourself: I Love Video Games i started playing CS 1.6 When i was 7 years old when my cousin gave me his old laptop then i have just been hooked on Gaming and recently i have been going to the gym.
Is this your first post?: nope
Have you been around for less than a month? (This includes Teamspeak and forums): Nope (If you said yes to either of the two questions above, don't apply now)
Thanks For Reading 

this boi is a good laugh i like him and would like to see him in blue. interacts well with people in community so slap a trial on him.

Shitposts will be removed and rep resetted, keep on topic please.
Ob 1 year from now:

- Fluxy has 5k+ reps
- Jamie shitposts but rips into people who do the same thing 
- Blyss still uses retarded steam names
- JB overhaul is still in progress
- Chris hasn't changed
- Spoderman gun is added
- Clouds, Peanut and Minecraft 2.0 maps are added
- Conor is still Owner for the next 5 years
- OB still cant have nice threads without ruining them
- OB still cant read
- Skeff still complaining about Tech Talk Section
- Unseen gets lost in the upcoming Nottingham meetup after being denied entry to the bar. Searches still continue...
- Mintlou is Mod #MakeOBGreatAgain
- Popey returns 
- JamesG is permabanned because he is the ultimate troll and not retarded 
- ESL OB 2.0 happens - Lewis gets out of group stages. Jamie's team wins again with no Jamie. Simi takes all the prizes.
- EU referendum 2.0 coz people realise they fucked up 
no offence intended. 

Don't mind me guys, just checking on my crops 
 

*Sniff*
Well here's my version.
Chris is still the only person to have failed mod trial and has got his perm ban time to 25 seconds remaining.
Lewis has once again returned from uni for the 2017 summer surf point harvest.
Sonytwan is still managing to convince people he's gay even though he's gay.
UnSeen is still recruiting juicy memes to the admin team and xD'ing away.
Substick proposes to his best friend Kriss.
I finally hit a great milestone in slimming down weighing only 27.9 stone meaning I only need 1 Wheelchair to ferry me around not two welded together.
People are still getting +reps from this thread.
 
memes 
xD

Conor's love of Domino's pizza will force him to use all remaining outbreak funds to go on a 48 eating bender before dying from clogged arteries Unseen will take over in Conor's demise and bring a new server of skid free jailbreak to OB Four20 will finally find the episode of Border Security: Australia's Front Line that he was on Fluxy hits the bong so hard that he's left in a permanent stoned state Jamie quits B&M and brings a new era to the UK CS scene Lewis decides that uni life isn't for him and joins Jamie on the path of bringing a new era to the UK CS scene Keiji's love for the baguette life will take over him and he will become a typical french guy sipping wine from his villa overlooking a vineyard After Cheesepuff finally adds everyone from OB on facebook he will start murdering everyone one by one until nobody is left Mintlou will be on a 6 month trip of the Trump wall to acquire new skills to teach our border control to keep them out Gaffer will find out that Zeus has been putting his big balls to work and is the father of several litters of puppies Eraser turns into the potato that he has always wanted to be Chris will finally identify as a real gender Brandon joins the IRA to help keep his anger under control Posting GIFs and pictures as responses for likes will no longer be allowed and people will need to find more inventive ways of farming likes (oh wait....)

Conor has appointed UnSeen as offical owner, however Conor will deal with finances Pepe has had trouble for "not being fat enough" to get a gastric band, as a result, he went on a supersize me diet and now weighs 30 stone and is eligible for band Brandon banned: mods finally realised that being as toxic as he is just isn't right Cheesepuff is appointed official tech admin Hiph0t is jealous Jamie is now called "Twist" Venga is married and is popping weeabo children out left,right and centre with his wife. Chris get put in prison for soberly groping Meg while claiming to be drunk. He's got a five year sentence, he is studying for his SAT exam for when he gets out Wist is Prime Minister Biggles has a kid and wins the lottery, spends £3,000 on manure to be sent to my home address. Pays my mum enough to have a night with her Fluxy is the first kid ever to OD on weed, side effects means his dominant hand has swapped. He is now banging Greek's sister Jak proves to TS that he still has me muted DR4IN comes back, he respected McLovin more than his own father Blyss is in prison

Lmfao RIP everybody mentioned above ^
Here's my attempt:
Substick is now known as :)D::/:(, due to his inability to type anything other than smileys Cereal finally gets Mod then resigns after a week due to the emotional stress After Jamie finally getting his way, gathers are now played on an aim map where rushing is banned and the only guns permitted are rifles Rory returns with a fuck ton of cash from his new job and buys out all of OB's competitors After 12 months of custom bot games, Rhyse finally topfrags Rhyse receives a VAC ban Chris Lord appears on X-Factor, sings Les Mis out of key, then tells Simon Cowell that his opinion is invalid Kriss creates a map to honour the late Pepe The Frog, a valued Senior Mod who died from blood clots as a result of his obesity.

Fluxy can no longer perform in any cs game without smoking 3 blunts beforehand, any gather attempt must be preceded with a warning to fluxy to smoke his joints - flicks will follow
Gaffer has had another kid, first one was eaten by zeus
After the assassination of conor, pepe has delved into months of overt depression, eventually fleeing outbreak 
cheesepuff finally gets moderator
In a miraculous turn of firsts, Moderator CQCOD makes a post on the forums, and lupha plays his first game of proper cs
Sovman has been VAC banned 
Rachel turns 9, at the big birthday bash, chris lord drinks too much and cheats on jess with meg
With lewis back at university, brandon has deranked down to high MG2 / low MGE
 

So, this week pretty much marks my fourth year since I joined OB and each year when this time comes around I like to think what kind of situations or interesting things have happend in OB since the last year. Changing in owners, VAC gossip, cyber relationships, le epic trolls, new servers, Mods/admins who go off the rails....alot can happen in a year and OB does look slightly different every August imo. But then I was thinking, instead of looking back, why not look forward...what is OB gonna look like in August 2017???  Here are my thoughts:
 
Chris Lord admits he got something wrong, him saying "I guess I was wrong then" gets soundboarded and becomes the hottest meme of 2017. Jame and Venga are finally given an official HR section on the forums and a channel in TS where they can deal with most of the community's personal grievances giving Unseen a chance to concentrate on being owner.   Unseen did the deed (assassinated Conor in his sleep, took control of OB)  At a meetup in Essex Mintlou and Jaydog finally confess their deep seated love for each other, get it on, 3 months later have a truck themed wedding, its very nice but no one goes... Babbymonkey returns after many years, expecting most to have forgotten who he is, unfourtunatly this isnt the case and he doesn't stay long as every post he makes on the forums is quoted and replied with                    ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Brandon becomes one of the first OB mods to die on duty, doctors believe he had a stroke that killed him instantly, some say this was a direct result of someone changing their name to "Brandumb" during a gather.  All CS gathers are played exclusively on CSS just like the good old days, this is due to CSGO being ported to Source 2 during 2017 which came with the following "improvements": Sprinting, a perk system, grenade launchers and space battles. Biggles heads the "Close Minigames 2017" petition.  Lewis leaves OB to pursue his CS pro career under the name "The Rutland Monster" but is later banned from all CS major tournaments by valve for his repeated typing of "nice eco team" "oops wrong chat" during all his matches.  What else do you guys think could happen to OB in 2017? 

It's that time of year again and quite a few members of our community will be collecting their results today.
Good luck from all of OB, wishing you all the best!