Jaydog!

Was banned 8times in one meeting... Mostly because it was my first meeting as a mod. 

Really didnt see this coming... ( I want my honor @Substick) 
Thank you for everything Seen, Honestly lost count of the amount of times you've held a mature and professional approach to situations when others are losing there shit around you. 
Thank you for welcoming me to this community, from helping me command my first JB round to the day i stepped down as Smod, Honestly one of the nicest people i've ever come across! 

Really didnt see this coming... ( I want my honor @Substick) 
Thank you for everything Seen, Honestly lost count of the amount of times you've held a mature and professional approach to situations when others are losing there shit around you. 
Thank you for welcoming me to this community, from helping me command my first JB round to the day i stepped down as Smod, Honestly one of the nicest people i've ever come across! 

What it says on the tin.
 
I wanna give Matthew big props for dealing with a varied community with a few problematic characters (at times these have even been the vets, hard to believe I know!) and a lot of politics and drama. He's dealt with endless crises and needless rows in his time, and he's always done it as diplomatically as he could. I know he's made some fairly tough decisions in his time re: punishments doled out (even I was punished once, again hard to believe!), but with Unseen you could guarantee that it was fair, and it was always for the benefit of the server and community overall.
 
I genuinely feel Unseen has always just wanted what's best for the community and all of its members, and he put shit loads of work in to improve it and resolve conflicts between members and groups, many of which were very petty, particularly given that a lot of them were perpetuated by 20+ year olds or kids at good universities who really ought to know better.
 
He was always the guy to go to if you were after a balanced and fair appraisal of a situation or drama. He's a smart and articulate chap too (give him a few years and I imagine he'll be eloquent rather than articulate), so he was able to give you the lowdown in a quick, digestible fashion.*
 
*excluding the odd admin waffle post. Every admin who's been good with language has done the same though.
 
I hope to to see more of you out in the feral backwaters beyond the glittering Small Council Chambers. Come visit the savages once in a while.
 
Lots of love unseen, and all the best of luck in your exams, though I doubt you'll need it. Let us know where you end up studying, and what you end up studying (if it's still English I'll love you all the more).
 
xoxoxo
 
Because I know this is OB's favourite film of 2K15, and it's fitting:
 
 
 
P.S I don't care if this counts as rimming out Unseen. He deserves this thread more than anyone imo
 
P.P.S traps aren't gay 

I eat croissants and use the euro everyday look at me

Looks like a screenshot of a home video about a terminal cancer patient going through chemo uploaded to YouTube in 2007...
 
Press +1 to pay respects to this long lost soldier 

Moving house tomorrow, No internet until 6th! 

Moving house tomorrow, No internet until 6th! 

HB Buddy!

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 No but on a serous note I don't mind the faggots(every hole has gold) as long as i don't see a whole group of pink monkeys infront of my street screaming for rights.

Lul. Can't imagine this going well.
I'll give my true thoughts:

1) I honestly don't have many problems with it, regardless what my personality is here I like to think I'm quite empathetic and considerate irl. I don't mind two gay people getting married or being together.
2) BUT - I will look twice and be more like WAT if I see two guys kissing in a club or even walking down the street holding hands. That may just be a rarity thing rather than the actual concept itself though.
3) Although I'm fine with thinking about marriage/relationships I don't like / think it's normal two guys having sex, again to counter though, may just be the fact that I'm straight and it's not my cuppa tea.

4) It's inescapable that it's a peculiar thing. If you look at the animal kingdom - although you may see some homosexual activity, it's usually just an assertive/dominating display. Very rare or even proven?? That animals have homosexual relationships. The animal kingdom works through reproduction - if everything and everybody turned gay, then everything would die out. It's something that's specific to humans and therefore always questionable.
 
Same shit with vegeterian, people free to do what they want at the end of the day. But as much as some people may say it's absolutely fine, I think there's only so far you can support something while you're the complete opposite of it.
 
 
TUNE
 

Monthly Awards
-These could be removed after a month from the persons profile, or stay with a date reminder - e.g June 2016. Depends how clustered you think it'd get. If you only decided to institute one of the below, it'd only be 12 awards a year, ideally spread out over several people. If you didn't want to keep these awards visible each year they could either be removed from immediate visibility and placed on the players profile - possible? Or change them to a half yearly thing.
Member of the month - Speaks for itself Moderator of the month - " " Forumer of the month - Hopefully would encourage enlightening threads and increased activity. Could be due to a popular thread, a good suggestion or just purely a mad amount of helpful forum activity. Prison Breaker of the month - Doesn't have to be most hours, can be taken many ways. A new member fitting in, exceptional rebelling, good mod decisions, helping new players, innovative wardening. Newbie of the month - Something for new players to strive for once entering the community, or after acceptance to membership.   
Unspecific Awards Subject to Opinion
Lifetime Service - Given to recognise long term commitment to the community. Event Exceptionale v1 - An award to recognise event hosting contribution. Certain amount of events hosted, or other determinants.  Event Exceptionale v2 - An award to recognise an individuals commitment to events. May have attended 10+ in a row, may be recognised by admins as always on time, always following commands, helping things consistently run smoothly over multiple events. Event of the year - Individual was part of a team who hosted the community-chosen event of the year Moderator of the year - Conor+Unseen short list to 3 people they think deserve the title. Community then votes for their preference. Initial phase allows for the legitimate candidates to have their deserved chance, not just the older, more community-popular ones. Best CS Frag movie of the year - We get a lot of these posted, perhaps another community vote after shortlisted by a non-biased, experienced bunch for the best youtube movie made by a community member.  
Other Awards
1 Year Membership - For 365 days of consistent membership, without dissenting into regular status. Could possibly do for 2-3 years.  1 Year Moderatorship - Same concept as above Donning Donator - Indicates a user who has donated a certain amount you deem worthy of recognition. Perhaps beyond the VIP usergroup quantity, as that already exists. Also easier to see as an immediate badge. Jailbreak King - An award for the most hours spent on Jailbreak over a (3 month OR 6 month OR 1 year period) 5+ 10+ 15+ Events Won - Up to you how far back you'd want to go to start counting winners, and would obviously continue, would be willing to help here. No sleep - Award given to the user who's spent the most minutes in a day on jailbreak. Easily done by gametracker, but maybe you can't distinguish between the idlespec hours and the actual active hours :/ I Gather I - Award given to the user with the most OB gathers on popflash in the last 31 days. Award doesn't change each month, stays until record is broken. Oldest Member - Individual is the oldest member in the community (age wise - not time spent in the community) Individual Event Winner - When an event is purely an individual one, that gets recognised as a badge. 'Individual won April 2018 Deathrun'. No recognition for team events, but they can contribute to the number of events won badge.

I go to the gym every day cuz im a scaffolder bruv aha

I go to the gym every day cuz im a scaffolder bruv aha

Our story begins in 1995.
In Bath, England, one couple - a certain Jane and Chris - had just had their second child. They were full of optimism, love and flourished in the unbridled juggernaut that constituted the western world in the glorious nineties - pre 9/11, with astonishingly high standards of living.
They were both 30 and had just married.

They named their second child Darcy, but, as fate would have it, witnessed first hand in the hospital the growth of Darcy as a name for girls, and so replaced Darcy's name with Harrison - thus the family became a quartet: Jane, Chris, Olivia and Harrison.
1999: The Millennium grew close, and so did the family; they travelled abroad to France in the summer of that year, and explored the south around Cannes as they basked in the sun.

By 2001, young Harrison had become close to a good friend - Daniel, who moved abroad to France one year later. The two became a duality, executing all kinds of mischief in the small Somerset town in which they resided.

Time went on, and so did suspiciously awful hairstyles - by year 6, the young Harrison had reached his most hideous, but also went ice-skating for the first time.

By year 10, Harrison had found a merry band of winder-uppers, who were suitably detached from mainstream society to believe that they represented a new wave of 60's counter-culture and were artistic visionaries who would take the world by storm.

Ironically, they were right, travelling to Berlin that summer and living life on the edge - and by edge, I mean safe, structured tourism.

In year 11, tragedy befell Harrison when he lost his hand in a car crash.

Unperturbed, Harrison found some kind of love, as well as success in his GCSEs - the struggle upwards through A Levels began, however.

Daring further than ever before, Harrison represented his town in an official ambassadorial role, being sent to Germany to serve his council in the yearly quadripartite in Bavaria. He also met hot Americans.

Eventually, A Levels began, and with them crippling alcoholism - here Harrison struggles with the effects of alcohol:

And again:

By December 13, Harrison, who had now assumed the mantle of Wist, experienced the first great failure of his life - he applied, unsuccessfully, to Oxford. His experiences there, and the friends he made, would stir him to reapply and strive to achieve even higher in the future.

One year passed, and although Wist lost many friends to the pull of adulthood and university, he achieved one great thing - he was admitted to the University of Cambridge, where he will begin in 2015.

The rest, as they say, is l'histoire.

HB Cunt <3 

oh man dat pussy was tight bro

Picking up this bad boy next week, what you think? Its a KTM 690 SMC R with lots of mods already fitted to it.

you will eat my dust with that cart, major
 

he said two people from OB

Hb Danny!

Happy Birthday! 

The Results
Sorry for the delay but after that long day of events here are all the results...
 - Minigames Multigames
Here are the top 3 players on Minigames by score each will receive 500 credits on JB and OB Champ Tag.   
First - Toby   
K:12 A:3 D:16 S:35 Joint-Second - Mitch    
K:11 A:4 D:11 S:32 Joint-Second - Gerald 
K:8 A:4 D:16 S:32  
 - Surf Combat
Here are the top 3 players on Surf by score each will receive 500 credits on JB and OB Champ Tag.
Fist - Nick   
K:22 A:9 D:4 S:53 Second - Mintlou    
K:19 A:1 D:7 S:39 Third - Finnley
K:15 A:2 D:4 S:34  - Minigames Deathrun
Winners from Deathrun are:
Weezy Cereal Ginger Each will receive 500 JB Credits and OB Event Champ.
 - Minecraft
Part 1 Building Scores TL
TL            Chris            Flash            Rachel            Thunder  
Base           8                  8                   4                     0
Stable          7                  8                   6                     6
Library           0                 0                   3                     4
Part 2 Battle for the Flags
TL                                                  Chris            Flash            Rachel            Thunder  
Flags Captured                                   0                  1                  0                      1    
Order of elimination                           1st               N/A               2nd                  3rd                                     
Overall congratulations for Flash's team for Winning especially when they were a player down, each member of Flash's team will receive OB Event Champ and 500 credits. 
 - Jailbreak New Vs Old
For the Old CT's vs New CT'S the winning team is...
Jailbreak MVP's: (200 Credits per MVP)
Venga | Sovman | Quake x2 | Rachel | Ginger | Joji | Major | Cereal
Just want to say a big thanks to everyone that turned and got involved, especially to the people who were ready and on time makes events so much easier when people are ready and waiting, another thank you to everyone that was able to stay around for the delayed Jailbreak event  

having bad memories over a weapon skin in a online multiplayer game.