Aaron

*Sniff*
Well here's my version.
Chris is still the only person to have failed mod trial and has got his perm ban time to 25 seconds remaining.
Lewis has once again returned from uni for the 2017 summer surf point harvest.
Sonytwan is still managing to convince people he's gay even though he's gay.
UnSeen is still recruiting juicy memes to the admin team and xD'ing away.
Substick proposes to his best friend Kriss.
I finally hit a great milestone in slimming down weighing only 27.9 stone meaning I only need 1 Wheelchair to ferry me around not two welded together.
People are still getting +reps from this thread.
 
memes 
xD

*Sniff*
Well here's my version.
Chris is still the only person to have failed mod trial and has got his perm ban time to 25 seconds remaining.
Lewis has once again returned from uni for the 2017 summer surf point harvest.
Sonytwan is still managing to convince people he's gay even though he's gay.
UnSeen is still recruiting juicy memes to the admin team and xD'ing away.
Substick proposes to his best friend Kriss.
I finally hit a great milestone in slimming down weighing only 27.9 stone meaning I only need 1 Wheelchair to ferry me around not two welded together.
People are still getting +reps from this thread.
 
memes 
xD

"Not for me because im not fat" :'(
1 like = 1 tear
#PrayforPepe

"Not for me because im not fat" :'(
1 like = 1 tear
#PrayforPepe

"Not for me because im not fat" :'(
1 like = 1 tear
#PrayforPepe

*Sniff*
Well here's my version.
Chris is still the only person to have failed mod trial and has got his perm ban time to 25 seconds remaining.
Lewis has once again returned from uni for the 2017 summer surf point harvest.
Sonytwan is still managing to convince people he's gay even though he's gay.
UnSeen is still recruiting juicy memes to the admin team and xD'ing away.
Substick proposes to his best friend Kriss.
I finally hit a great milestone in slimming down weighing only 27.9 stone meaning I only need 1 Wheelchair to ferry me around not two welded together.
People are still getting +reps from this thread.
 
memes 
xD

"Not for me because im not fat" :'(
1 like = 1 tear
#PrayforPepe

"Not for me because im not fat" :'(
1 like = 1 tear
#PrayforPepe

"Not for me because im not fat" :'(
1 like = 1 tear
#PrayforPepe

*Sniff*
Well here's my version.
Chris is still the only person to have failed mod trial and has got his perm ban time to 25 seconds remaining.
Lewis has once again returned from uni for the 2017 summer surf point harvest.
Sonytwan is still managing to convince people he's gay even though he's gay.
UnSeen is still recruiting juicy memes to the admin team and xD'ing away.
Substick proposes to his best friend Kriss.
I finally hit a great milestone in slimming down weighing only 27.9 stone meaning I only need 1 Wheelchair to ferry me around not two welded together.
People are still getting +reps from this thread.
 
memes 
xD

*Sniff*
Well here's my version.
Chris is still the only person to have failed mod trial and has got his perm ban time to 25 seconds remaining.
Lewis has once again returned from uni for the 2017 summer surf point harvest.
Sonytwan is still managing to convince people he's gay even though he's gay.
UnSeen is still recruiting juicy memes to the admin team and xD'ing away.
Substick proposes to his best friend Kriss.
I finally hit a great milestone in slimming down weighing only 27.9 stone meaning I only need 1 Wheelchair to ferry me around not two welded together.
People are still getting +reps from this thread.
 
memes 
xD

So, this week pretty much marks my fourth year since I joined OB and each year when this time comes around I like to think what kind of situations or interesting things have happend in OB since the last year. Changing in owners, VAC gossip, cyber relationships, le epic trolls, new servers, Mods/admins who go off the rails....alot can happen in a year and OB does look slightly different every August imo. But then I was thinking, instead of looking back, why not look forward...what is OB gonna look like in August 2017???  Here are my thoughts:
 
Chris Lord admits he got something wrong, him saying "I guess I was wrong then" gets soundboarded and becomes the hottest meme of 2017. Jame and Venga are finally given an official HR section on the forums and a channel in TS where they can deal with most of the community's personal grievances giving Unseen a chance to concentrate on being owner.   Unseen did the deed (assassinated Conor in his sleep, took control of OB)  At a meetup in Essex Mintlou and Jaydog finally confess their deep seated love for each other, get it on, 3 months later have a truck themed wedding, its very nice but no one goes... Babbymonkey returns after many years, expecting most to have forgotten who he is, unfourtunatly this isnt the case and he doesn't stay long as every post he makes on the forums is quoted and replied with                    ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Brandon becomes one of the first OB mods to die on duty, doctors believe he had a stroke that killed him instantly, some say this was a direct result of someone changing their name to "Brandumb" during a gather.  All CS gathers are played exclusively on CSS just like the good old days, this is due to CSGO being ported to Source 2 during 2017 which came with the following "improvements": Sprinting, a perk system, grenade launchers and space battles. Biggles heads the "Close Minigames 2017" petition.  Lewis leaves OB to pursue his CS pro career under the name "The Rutland Monster" but is later banned from all CS major tournaments by valve for his repeated typing of "nice eco team" "oops wrong chat" during all his matches.  What else do you guys think could happen to OB in 2017? 

*Sniff*
Well here's my version.
Chris is still the only person to have failed mod trial and has got his perm ban time to 25 seconds remaining.
Lewis has once again returned from uni for the 2017 summer surf point harvest.
Sonytwan is still managing to convince people he's gay even though he's gay.
UnSeen is still recruiting juicy memes to the admin team and xD'ing away.
Substick proposes to his best friend Kriss.
I finally hit a great milestone in slimming down weighing only 27.9 stone meaning I only need 1 Wheelchair to ferry me around not two welded together.
People are still getting +reps from this thread.
 
memes 
xD

It's that time of year again and quite a few members of our community will be collecting their results today.
Good luck from all of OB, wishing you all the best!

I think I speak for the whole community in thanking you guys for hosting the ESL Outbreak tournament. We all realize how much time and dedication it took to host and organize the whole thing and we appreciate you. The tournament overall was fantastically run and a lot of fun. Anyways I just wanted to make this thread because I didn't think you guys have gotten enough love for all the time and effort you have put into it.
SO just know that we appreciate what you have done!

Grand Final Results



 
Prizes
CHAMPIONS:   KRISSTIAN DRAGON'S STIKKY IKKY ASIAN BALLS
(Jamie(c), Stiqqy(c), Kriss, Rachel, lkgddr, Weezy, Major Chaos(Sub), Skiller(Sub))
(£50(£10 each) - Msg Gunstar, £10 - weezy(£6), Major(£2), Skiller(£2) - Msg Gunstar, ESL OB Trophy on Forums, OB Champ Tag)

Runner-Ups:  Simi's Sexual Healing Squad
(Simi(c), Landshark, Ekitai Hebi, Storm, Young Gerald)
(5 Gamma Cases and keys - Msg Gibby (Let us know what you open))

3rd/4th Place: The Tyre Slashers/Ur Nan 2.0
MVP: Fgt
(Special Mentions: Simi (Wtf?), Lewis(Stats Monster), Jamie(Multi-Kill!), Stiqqy("Im the Captain Now"), Robert(HS Machine))
(M4A1S Cyrex FN - Msg Gunstar)

1v1 Tournament
CHAMPION: Simi
(Stat-track Ak-47 Point Disarray FT - Msg Substick, OB Champ Tag)

Runner-Up: Thunder
3rd/4th Place: Robert/Danny
ESL OB Aftermath 1v1 Multi Arena Event
CHAMPION: Simi
(Stat-Track AK-47 Blue Laminate MW - Msg Gibby, OB Champ Tag)

What a tournament it has been, it wouldn't have been possible without you guys. I want to first of all thank Gibby for letting us use his servers (which he paid for with his own money), all his efforts on the stream overlays and casting etc. I also want to thank Substick who has also done a lot of behind the scenes work which he didn't get credit for, doing the stats and helping organise and plan this tournament in general and I also hope you guys liked the ESL Page which I made myself too. I have to mention that at some points it was very stressful for all the event hosts(sorting out subs etc) and took a LOT of our time (around 3/4 hours each game day + planning); A lot of tough decisions had to be made. I also hope you guys are happy with the prizes which me, Substick and Gibby have donated towards this tournament from our own pocket and community funds. Total money went into this tournament in servers and prizes are well over £100 because we wanted this to be as big, special and give you guys something to really fight for! It is also very nice to see the positive feedback from you guys especially about the production quality, so thanks a lot for that. We have also noted down things that could have been better (e.g team drafts, subs, notices and more stern on rules etc)and we will try to fix it for the next tournament as much as we can.
That said, hope you guys have enjoyed the tournament, I know that as much as we wanted to be part of a team, it was also fun hosting and organising this for you guys. The next ESL tournament date is yet to be finalised, however, I am not sure about the other hosts but I will not be hosting the next one as I have put a lot of effort and time into this and would instead like to take the backseat as a sub or player the next time around to get the player experience instead. 
I also wanted to make a highlight video/videos about some of the best plays in the tournament however, didn't get the time to go and rewatch hours of demos, which is why this thread is kinda delayed (sorry). A lot of players have shown how godlike they can be and some have shown that they can actually play better than their rank eg lkay and finnley. I also have to mention Jamie here who has surprised us all and himself with his amazing casting. Special mentioning Simi for almost taking all the prizes for fuck sake. Anyway, again hope all of you guys all fun and see you guys again in the next ESL!

had a little chat with our boy after the event

MVP for Pepe  ?!?!??!?!?
Held Arena 1 twice on two maps :D
TY for the very fun event

After a long trip in the car we arrived at Amsterdam with Oldmike, Lupha, Ekitei and me. We met up with Weezy as fast as possible and headed into the city. First stop, McDonalds.
Mike(Oldmike) Brad(Ekitai) Robbin(Weezy) Alex(Lupha) Emiel(Finnley)


Then we went for a coffeeshop, because that's the most important thing to do when in Amsterdam.

Then Raw joined the squad and we had a drink. 


Then Lupha started begging for a whore and being the racist he is, he didn't want a black one.

Eventually he even got one that suited his needs and he went in dry. (If you look carefully you see Alex behind the two people on the right, just exitting the door with the curtain blocking the view)

After a little bit more banter we decided to head back to the trainstation and we had to part ways.

Overall it was a great day and Lupha will never forget it. 

HE GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. Tbf he was actually too drunk/stoned to walk...
Voor herhaling vatbaar
 
 
 
 

A message to urnan

 
The fishermen are coming

In a video I watched the guy said don't set up a card or anything and set it to none, that could be why it isn't working for you.

Wasted about 20 pokeballs trying to catch a zubat but other than that its pretty fun.

SO, as you all know Jamie said, "My computer is broke lol i have to wait for my new computer lol should be here soon man then i can play in the 1v1 tournament lol sah dood"
However, yung jimmy isn't as legit as he seems. I have PHOTO EVIDENCE that Jamie has been on his computer the whole time.

 
Here we have jamie clearly at his computer wearing a gaming headset, very suspicious indeed.
Follow me as i take you further down the rabbit hole that is this decieving "global" and his endless treachery.
 

 
This image speaks for itself, jamie is clearly messaging yung hugo macdaddy saying he lied to get out of the 1v1 against dearest Sivmen.  Shame on you Jimmy, shame.
 

 
Here again we have jamie on his steam account wondering whether he should sell his p250 sand dunes for keys or not.
 
 
 
NSFW: And finally Jimmy in the tub.