Would you rather?

[UnSeen 1,036]

As I am deeply into my ancient Greek philosophers and I live my life by exact quotes, I am going to a take a direct quote from a philosopher himself: 'YOLO' - Socrates, and therefore choose the red portal.

In our rapidly developing world, technology is advancing and eventually the survival of the human race depends on them becoming a part of the internet that they once explored to their hearts content. The scientists and developers of this technology spent years perfecting the tools required to pull off the process so that any being could transcend their lives to data, however their was one issue that was beyond repair. Back in the early days of development, the IT g0ds themselves worked tirelessly away but they too needed breaks - and these breaks were spent browsing internet memes. Due to the sheer number of memes that were saved to the database it is now a requirement for individuals to become characters from well known memes to transfer themselves.

Would you rather become;

1. The Navy Seal from the Navy Seal Copypasta who feels the need to shout at and abuse every individual who approaches him/her while telling them of every stat they have.

2. Le troll face from le smiling man meme, you would be yourself but you would only ever be able to hold that troll face and all of your actions must in someway troll someone, even yourself.

3. Bad luck brian, you would become the legend himself.

4. Confused guy meme (landshark's thing atm), you would become the black guy with question marks constantly hovering beside you and would be confused by everything and anything.

n i c e m e m e s g u y s

[Gunstar 513]

Sorry to break the game here, but Dave I really wanna know where those two portals lead to and what the cost would have been...

Also sorry, continue:

As I am deeply into my ancient Greek philosophers and I live my life by exact quotes, I am going to a take a direct quote from a philosopher himself: 'YOLO' - Socrates, and therefore choose the red portal.

In our rapidly developing world, technology is advancing and eventually the survival of the human race depends on them becoming a part of the internet that they once explored to their hearts content. The scientists and developers of this technology spent years perfecting the tools required to pull off the process so that any being could transcend their lives to data, however their was one issue that was beyond repair. Back in the early days of development, the IT g0ds themselves worked tirelessly away but they too needed breaks - and these breaks were spent browsing internet memes. Due to the sheer number of memes that were saved to the database it is now a requirement for individuals to become characters from well known memes to transfer themselves.

Would you rather become;

1. The Navy Seal from the Navy Seal Copypasta who feels the need to shout at and abuse every individual who approaches him/her while telling them of every stat they have.

2. Le troll face from le smiling man meme, you would be yourself but you would only ever be able to hold that troll face and all of your actions must in someway troll someone, even yourself.

3. Bad luck brian, you would become the legend himself.

4. Confused guy meme (landshark's thing atm), you would become the black guy with question marks constantly hovering beside you and would be confused by everything and anything.

n i c e m e m e s g u y s

[Blyss 975]

As I am deeply into my ancient Greek philosophers and I live my life by exact quotes, I am going to a take a direct quote from a philosopher himself: 'YOLO' - Socrates, and therefore choose the red portal.

This is why I love this guy. (Full homo)

I would have to go with le troll face it's the funniest one and being confused/mad/unlucky all the time is kinda shitty so I shall be a troll forever.

In a far far far away park just in front of your house you find a paper on the ground while you're taking your dog for a walk. On the paper there's a credit card number , the bank that it's connected to and it's password. You go home and straight to the computer and you log in the account on the banks' website. You find out that the account has 100 million euros on it. You check the accounts owner and you learn that it's from an institution that helps people with cancer that can't pay for the treatment. The account owner was an old man that lived close to you and dropped that paper by mistake. He needed it to remember his password and he had multiple bank accounts so he also had the accounts number on it. He died that same day so you could easily take the money for yourself. Would you rather:

1. Take the money for yourself and enjoy the life you always wanted.

2. Burn the paper and pretend you never found it so the when mans family saw the account they could decide what do with it.

3. Take the money and donate it all to people that need it.

4. Use the money to buy a negev, invite all your friends to a party at your house, stack them under the kitchen stairs and spray them all down as they scream "watifuk admin fweeekillll weespawn admin pwiss".

Ignore the 4th option,it's my daily life @ clouds in a nutshell

[Quinn 643]

Mcdonalds ofcourse , aint nobody got time for that , ieuww justin bibah :P

Would you rather be a rich famous footballplayer but you know that you will die one die on the field or be a poor to middleclass person but you know you will die because you are to old like around 90 years old

What sort of football have you been watching?

[Absolute 170]

well obviously number 4

"Use the money to buy a negev, invite all your friends to a party at your house, stack them under the kitchen stairs and spray them all down as they scream "watifuk admin fweeekillll weespawn admin pwiss".

Because that'd be SO fun haha

Would you rather be able to get invisible BUT only while being naked or be able to fly but only while transformed into a bird shape?

[Avatar Roku 0]

Obviously fly in the form of a bird shape.

Would you rather Live in the modern life, oro live in the middle ages, which one would you chose?

Edited October 11, 2015 by Guest

[Lewis 1,276]

Modern life for sure, it's a lot more easy. The middle ages, from what I know, weren't great - after the fall of Rome Europe kinda sucked. Standards of life decreased, civilisation etc.

If you were watching some really weird porn (animal, shemale, homosexual etc.) and you heard your mum/dad/sibling about to come in, and you only had time to do one thing: Turn the porn off, or pull up your boxers, which one would you do?

[Skillershark 43]

Pull up my boxers, and hope they believe me when I tell them it was a link I accidentally clicked.

Would you rather sing a Justin Bieber song or sing any song of your choice as loud as possible in a populated public area?

[iZac 109]

Justin Beiber song, as anyone listening would think it was a joke.

Would you rather have everything you could ever want at your fingertips and have no enjoyment in life, or work for every single thing you have and enjoy it?

[MrGibbyGibson 32]

Justin Beiber song, as anyone listening would think it was a joke.

Would you rather have everything you could ever want at your fingertips and have no enjoyment in life, or work for every single thing you have and enjoy it?

I couldnt give a sh*t about life, so the first option :lol:

Would you rather be Global Elite and brag about it to everyone, or be Silver and rekt all the silver players?

[Yoshi 1]

This is arguable because if you were a global elite you could brag and show off to all your friends that your the highest rank in the game and have the enjoyment of taunting them,

But you can still have the enjoyment of killing all the silvers which is more fun than bragging, so i think i would rather be a silver and pwn all the noobs.

Anyway to my question, i just generally wanted to ask someone

Would you rather go meet Barack Obama President of the United States or would you meet Elizabeth II The queen of the United Kingdom

[Rachel 385]

Obama. Btw guys don't go back to the short post, keep it to scenarios :D

It's around Midnight and you get wrecked in a bar fight, you are then thrown out on the streets. You're in an desolate alleyway drunk and hopeless with blood everywhere and stumble around for a bit. Just around the corner you see a trail of blood and decide to follow it. You then see a decapitated body, violently murdered. So what would you do (bare in mind you are drunk so you might not feel intelligent at the time) Would you rather:

1. Investigate the scene (You have a 30% chance of finding clues about victim, 30% finding the murderer and die, 40% finding nothing)

2. Call the police (You have 20% calling the right number, 80% of calling a stranger which could be the murderer [if it is then you die])

3. Wait and see what happens (If you pick this i will tell you what will happen :) )

[Blyss 975]

Obama. Btw guys don't go back to the short post, keep it to scenarios :D

It's around Midnight and you get wrecked in a bar fight, you are then thrown out on the streets. You're in an desolate alleyway drunk and hopeless with blood everywhere and stumble around for a bit. Just around the corner you see a trail of blood and decide to follow it. You then see a decapitated body, violently murdered. So what would you do (bare in mind you are drunk so you might not feel intelligent at the time) Would you rather:

1. Investigate the scene (You have a 30% chance of finding clues about victim, 30% finding the murderer and die, 40% finding nothing)

2. Call the police (You have 20% calling the right number, 80% of calling a stranger which could be the murderer [if it is then you die])

3. Wait and see what happens (If you pick this i will tell you what will happen :) )

I would probably start running for my life screaming like a little girl. Anyway I'll go with 3 since the odds on the others ones aren't in my favor.

You are CT'ing in clouds and you're alone against 9 Ts. You know that there's at least 6 in isolation and they have no guns, the others are missing. You take them out of iso and tell them to stack on the white arrow of the metal radiator. One of them is able to run away to the roof through the cell next to iso so you have 4 Ts missing. Would you rather:

1. Trust the Ts that you have and tell them to go through the portal to the big cage while you search for the rebelers in the cell area. You can then use the tree portal to get on the pool and have a better position to kill the other rebelers.

2. You go through the portal and then tell the Ts to go through it and into the big cage. Let's assume that they all followed your command and no1 ran away but the missing Ts might be camping on the other side to kill you.

3. Play games on the cell area with the Ts that you have until you have 2 left and they get LR and then you try to kill the rebelers. Keep in mind that you'll be distracted while doing the games and any rebeler can just kill you.

4. (THIS ONE IS A JOKE) fweeeedaayyyyyy waaadayyyy if i see u i kill u

[Hypnotized 0]

I'd choose to trust my Ts and try my best to not being stabbed after going thru the portal. (2)

Would you rather have intercourse with Jennifer Aniston or Megan fox (both mid 20s)

[Rachel 385]

I would probably start running for my life screaming like a little girl. Anyway I'll go with 3 since the odds on the others ones aren't in my favor.

Since you've waited around the crime scene. You hear police sirens, the police see you with your blood from earlier and charge you for your crimes. You are now in the Outbreak Jail :D

Anyways.

I'd choose to trust my Ts and try my best to not being stabbed after going thru the portal. (2)

Would you rather have intercourse with Jennifer Aniston or Megan fox (both mid 20s)