Sovman

venga you look so beta that your probably too shy to take a wank 

Yes, so, it's been a while since my last video on this forum, I took a bit of a break from editing due to a few reasons but this has been on the back burner for me for a few weeks. Decided to get it finished up last night so I hope you guys enjoy! :)
  

hs streamers are either gay, attention whores or forsen
no hate ive watched hs streams for a loooongggg time
anyway god tyler inspired me and so i was able to score another win eeeasssy 

 
SWIPE EM UP

A cheeky highlight that I got from watching his stream today since STEAM IS STILL FUCKING DOWN FOR ME I CAN'T EVEN LOG IN ****
enjoy the aids 

Well the time has come :'(



Its a very sad day.


I love you Zeus!



We have had our laughs!



Do not worry hes not dead, hes just having his bollocks off tomorrow 

RIP ZEUS BOLLOCKS      8/1/2012 ----- 24/10/2016
 

Where do we begin Lewis....
Actually what do i even call you, Alastair or Lewis please make your mind up.  Here we have a guy who wishes he was good at tennis.  Takes about 80 photos every year of himself at Wimbledon sitting in front row seats paid by his parents because he can't afford to pull enough money together to get a new hairstyle.
Goes to Sheffield University (Where even the fuck is Sheffield) which is full of degenerates and social justice warriors, which explains why i didnt hear lewis speak for the first year i was here, probably because he had PTSD from someone assuming his gender
 l
Look at these scumbags, probably protesting safe spaces or some shit.
Though, does Lewis even go to University? Says "See you at Christmas boys xD," but to be honest it wouldn't surprise me if he sat in his parents basement for five months playing Grand Slam Tennis 2002  trying to swallow the harsh reality that the only real competition he will face in real life tennis is 82 year old Bertha from the fucking country club.
He likes to think he is the best player in OB on CSGO when all he does is drop 40 bombs in gathers against Brandon and Rich Homie Sniffles whose skill level added together equates to a drunk Liutvi. 
 
I would roast him more but i want to protect his precious safe space, lord knows we have enough triggered people in this community  
 

Quite possibly one of the biggest fucking morons in this community, and THAT'S saying something. I honestly gagged on my dinner infront of my mum on my last day before coming to uni when I realised this pile of monkey spunk actually went to University, always thought he was some 16 year old drop out who scrapes by with a failed job. This isn't even trying to be funny, I actually went afk for a walk at how FUCKING stupid one person can be in clutch situations on CS and just in general to talk to after like 18 years of education. The day I see this guy even win a fucking 1v1 on this game will probably be the day I uninstall.

Legit, I have no fucking clue how a human being, the most advanced animal on the planet can literally go so backwards on something they're trying to get good at. 3k hours later he's worse than the first sorry time I had to play CS:GO with him. Uses his weird noises to try and compensate when he makes dumb decisions in game, which is too fucking often. STOP. No one is laughing at it except fluxy out of pity, he pmed me saying he genuinely feels bad for you and asked me to laugh a bit more at your jokes, which I've been trying to do, but really struggling with. Jokes made by people with sub 80 IQ are more than often just troublesome for me to comprehend.

If you took half the chromosomes of Fluxy, and half the chromosomes from Brandon (-6 for a fucked up number of chromosomes because I'm fairly sure this guy is classified as extremely disabled under the current definition) you probably get Eraser. A bonghead - but with no aspirations, and an Irishman who's addicted to CS, but isn't fucking going anywhere with it. About time you joined the bunch of betas in this community who couldn't do shit with CS so decided to take up league.

Least thankful person I've ever met. The amount of games I've busted my ass to win while placing this ANNOYINGLY calm little leprechaun in my backpack is probably more than he's counted in his lifetime. Not one time has he thanked me - hence the reason I'll never fucking duo queue with him unless fluxy is around. Some say this kid is Supreme now? He's MG2 at best, pretty sure Conor outfragged him in ESL outbreak, no wonder I had to fucking mute TS after every one of our games and go for a fucking walk to calm down. Of all the LE/LEM's in this community - THIS is what I'm given to be my 2nd/3rd carry in the tournament.
At this point can we all just clap our hands for everything this immigration scheme from Ireland has done to our community. I can't name a single decent Irishman in this community or a single good thing they've done for us, not to be racist but jesus christ. JESUS.

I wish I could go into more detail about his personal life, but frankly, when you sit back and think about it, does anyone have a fucking clue about Eraser outside of CS? One look at his facebook page, life has already been determined for fucking failure when your parents decided to call you 'danny'. Look around at the other danny's in our community -  dannyS is a real fucking highlight for this community right (ME SHOOT BEFORE ME PLANT WITH 5 SECS LEFT) and the other one is a teenage dad, hooray for your life expectations and future, not that you've already fucked it up. 
Get a haircut and stop using pictures of you playing the drums from 2009 - the only period in your life I can see when you had mates. Also stop spam adding people from OB to make up for your lack of friend numbers.

Probably a virgin, probably no girlfriend, probably failed his degree, probably doesn't have a job and probably still lives at home. But tbh, as the probably suggests, do any of us really give a shit? He's just an extra pile of fat to put into a lobby so we don't get a Russian - almost like cannon fodder.

Perfect definition tbh - Eraser the piece cannon fodder to send up mid and die while you can freely pick off unsuspecting terrorists with the AWP, I guess we can thank him for that.

When you just get free rep for doing nothing 

@Fluxy Smokes nearly as many bongs as he sucks dicks

Queen of the copy paste no effort mod posts. Told what to do from the shadows of the moderator team, the only time she's ever actually posted something in her own words is in this thread. For some fucking reason YOU got mod over Jamie. Your juicy little tits were just too good for Connor, but poor old him missed out as you were being passed around BatLovin and Honey Sprinkles, finally ending up with good guy vengeance. You don't want vengeance. You didn't want honey sprinkles. You just wanted a Visa to live in the UK, so you could get out of that third-world shit hole you call home. You're just like every other filthy child-pretending migrant.

Got mod for surf, doesn't play surf..... waste of fucking breath, get this cunt out.

Doesn't look after his child. All he does do all the time is throws abuse at his girlfriend because of tiny man syndrome. 

One of the most pretentious, arrogant fucks in this community who masks his condescension towards others by using words with more syllables than they understand to maintain his inflated ego.
He's considered one of the most intelligent people here and yet wastes himself away in a meaningless job which he spends most of his time complaining about. Spends his time at work complaining, taking fag breaks or bragging about how he won't make up for the work he missed out on doing by being late. The epitome of a middle class waste of space who uses his 'sense of humour' to be a twat.

Never leaves the house, also...
Can only get girls online Worst shag of my life Lasts 13 seconds tops One inch warrior Worst eggy farts Sheep shagger Ginger Got booted out of the mod team by me 0/10 wouldn't shag again

Get off the forums and actually go to school instead of learning how to colour in like a 5 year old.

sp000ky :00

HALLAWEEN IS COMING BOIS 
   

Thanks Hugo for givimg me the idea!

@Blyss

New inferno has dropped. Not officially but in the beta form. To enable it you simply right click csgo in your library, click properties and the last tab is called betas. 

you wanna go with the 1.35.3rc- one, highlighted here and then it will download and you can select it. 
http://imgur.com/a/xBSOz < Link to an imgur album of screenshots. 
 
All in all I really love the look and feel of the map. Seems like valve listened to the criticisms of the over flashy but really badly designed nuke. Its still undeniably inferno, but a cleaner one. T side looks much less of a ball  ache with wider angles and less choke points. You can now drive a bus down banana and have a whole party in apps, sans dark room thank god. Visibility is great with clear angels. Also pit has been nerfed which makes me happy. 
 
Let me know what you guys think of INFERNEW   

Having to type this from the phone before I start work so please excuse the errors.  Really great jobs by Gunstar and Unseen in organising the tournament, it was extremely fun to play in and it has certainly been run smoothly with few problems.  Also really great job with the casting Brad and everyone else who has chipped in, it makes the tournament that much better when there are so many dedicated individuals that are willing to help out the community.
 
I'm not going to mention much in regards to team balance since I think it's obvious and will always be the case that some teams will be better than others.  I would however say a huge thanks to Vengeance, Sovman, Echo, Liutvi and Pepe for being such good sports when we played.  You all played fantastic in our games and I couldn't have asked for better teammates, especially when we decided to play 5 smites :D.  
 
Great job all and good luck to the two teams in the final.

That feel when 80% of the team you play against is a higher rank than your top player lul
 

When Unseen's Team tries to ban out a Level 16.

 

i thought danny was on the front line, just with 10000 armor is all 

dota players > league players confirmed

Tournament winner: dicks out for holo
Team K/D (kills team 1/ kills team 2) of the last match played in the finals (winning team first): 0/2
Team gold of the last match played in the finals of the winning team: 8k