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Yeah, pretty simple... Don't post if your going to get butt hurt and cry, Don't hold back! 

New rule - Will be called the Venga Rule - You cant insult by being over nice. 

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Couldn't lift a bottle of milk. Has a narrow skill set centred around language and no other skills because he was bullied at school for looking "like a gay, ugly retard" in his PE shorts and never attempted anything physical again. Can only last a minute in bed not only because he is a premature ejaculating faggot but because his week thighs can only handle so much movement. Further physical disabilities include years of smoking resulting in crippled lungs. The only satisfaction he gets in his life is from using divisive and manipulative arguments against children on the internet. Criticises others for doing nothing of substance but has no accomplishments to speak of himself apart from going to a university for annoying hipsters that couldn't get into oxbridge and having lots of rep on an internet gaming community. Along with criticism of others he also criticises others' interests because he doesn't enjoy anything anymore. He should just go back to being a retarded drunk who drinks a bottle of wine everyday and then eventually die.

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Pathetic fucking ginger loser with some made-up girlfriend. Awful hair. Revolting bone structure, the result of in-breeding and low-class, inferior genetics. Vastly inflated ego which is completely out of sync with reality given his academic failure. He expects to go to Harvard when he can't pass GCSEs. Despite his grand ambitions, he's likely going to end up poor and alone, given his scatter-brained, lazy approach to achieving any goals and his lack of discipline. It's not necessarily his fault, but it's to be expected given his skull-fuckingly mediocre upbringing, complete with shit diet (his dad probably lives off of oven chips), as well as the fact that no one in his loser, working class family has ever done anything of note. In-closing, he's just another loser piece of genetic detritus with absolutely nothing of note or value to contribute to the world.

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is a complete faggot in every way.

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