҉NuclearGamer

I don't think any of these lads would do a bad job but these are my reccomendations.
Mintlou - He's a good candidate for the none JB side of our community. We should probably have at least a mod or two designated to this. That being said I would prefer none JB mods to play at least the bare minimum on jailbreak to actually encourage intergration.
Nuclear & iZac - Last time I checked, both these lads are active on JB and would represent the mod team well.

Both teams were equally bad, I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Hello 
I hope everyone enjoyed the event and had a good time.
 
Map 1. 50 Arenas.
Team 1 won 17 rounds
Team 2 won 8 rounds
 
 
Map 2. Gravityleg
Team 1 won 7 rounds
Team 2 won 14 rounds
 
End score.
Team 1 - 24 Rounds
Team 2 - 22 Rounds
This means TEAM 1 Won the event, Congratulations
Each member of the team will receive credits 
Special shoutout to nick with 30+ Frags on the first map.
Each member of the team will receive 500 credits and OB Champ - contact UnSeen for the prizes.
 
 
For the 100 Traps map Gingerpopper is the winner! 2nd was Unseen and 3rd place was shared by Desi and Nick.
Ginger contact me for your prize.
 
Thank you all and dont mind me spelling pls xoxo.

Student - 
Part-time Teaching Assistant - Get paid £12.44 an hour to just stand there doing nothing and tell students how to do stuff which can just be googled online. 

>set speed to 1.25x
>Play csgo deathmatch while muted
>Enjoy weird theory podcast

Obvs this belongs here

I actually watched the whole 1-hour clip and I'm converted 

My friend sent me this, I'm worried, Is he converting to Buddhism?
Also, post some tinfoil theory videos like this shit

R DE JOOS INVALVED 
R DE JOOS IN KAHOOTS?! 

Hello, people, I am the new reformed Nuclear, as of now, I will be called NuclearPlayer and not NuclearGamer, due to me having a fresh start.
I would also like people to know why I am going through this change.
On 21 January, 11 +2 GMT, I have lost 22$ in a bet on a gambling website, and on this website, I have spent over 350$. So from this I will be a new me, I have also noticed how "Aids" or how I act like a flaming cunt some times, because of these reasons I will also change to be better, in terms of attitude, Discipline and mind, I will also stop shitposting and talk with the proper etiquette, you may have noticed that I am sometimes depressing, that's because I faced the harsh reality of life and how stressed I am all the time, so I'll stop giving a fuck and hopefully treasure whatever mentality i have left in me.
You may have also noticed my severe inactivity in the past 2 weeks, and that was because of me being on vacation and i'll hopefully be back on 25th as the new Reformed Nuclear, NuclearPlayer.
Thank you for reading.
NuclearPlayer out.
 

Always thought you would have blonde hair lmao

Because why not init  

Hey! Most of you know me as the keen guy who is always on the top of the scoreboard in every game played, but some know me as that guy who just won't let up...
In this thread i will be reflecting on the past and present, as well as what i plan to do to address my underlying issues.
 
When I first joined - I first joined OB when it was founded on 24th feb 2012. I applied for member 2 days later and got it within 9 minutes. I was also made admin a few days later and risen to head-admin which i held this position for over a year. I was someone. I made a lot of friends and was respected by (almost) everyone... I could of been owner when McLovin left but turned it down, leaving Gaz to take the helm when no one else would step up to the plate. I stepped down shortly afterwards and came back a few times to help here and there.
 
Where things went Wrong - After stepping down for the final time I fell down a slippery slope with no hope of returning to former glory... I got several warnings on the forums, spammed the shoutbox, spammed soundboards, became aids... I also got into bad habits of arguing with people needlessly (Admins, staff, friends) and after reflecting back i should really thank the staff for not banning me and sweeping away, spending a lifetime of damnation with Jordan under the rug.
 
The future on jamie - Today I was told that I should up my game and become somebody again. After spending about 15 minutes or so in the shower, I thought to myself "i need to be back there again"... I will try my hardest to work my way back up to the top, spam less soundboards, join in with more games on ts and get myself back together again. I hope you guys can support me and help regain my reputation. This post is kind of an apology for being one of the biggest skiddos in OB.
 
enjoy
PMA
 

Congratulizations iZac, you've passed your trial.
You are now an official member of the community and can enjoy all the benefits of membership. Message an admin to be invited to the member's steam group. The only thing we would like you to take note is to not give in to the peer pressure of a large group who are misbehaving, as a member we expect you to know the difference between having a laugh and just being a hassle. Otherwise, congratz once again.
All the best,
The OB Staff

I'm sure you'll find errors at some point if you add all your matches up carefully, obviously with 30 people playing, and 10 sections to do 5 times over 
for each person (1500 times - took a while, yes) there will be an error, especially when i'm not checking and doing the sums in my head.
enjoy!

First off, thank you to everyone for playing - it's ran very smoothly. Special thanks to @UnSeen for helping me out so much, and also to team 5+6 for playing all of your games. We only had 4 substitutes in the whole tourny, and a few times it was out of the players control.
Without further ado... The champions are:
TEAM 1 - DELETIN' YO THREADS (1st Place) - Jamie, Stiqqy, Blyss, Substick, Rjay
Congratulations to them, with 4 wins and just one loss to team 6.
Runners Up:
Team 6 - The Pengest Munch (2nd Place) - Thunder, Fluxy, Chus, Rachel, Mintlou
 
Below you can find all the matches that happened: 
T1 V T2 - Mirage - https://popflash.site/match/75642
T3 V T6 - Overpass - https://popflash.site/match/75651
T4 V T5 - Cobble - https://popflash.site/match/75656
T1 V T6 - Cache - https://popflash.site/match/75716
T2 V T5 - Inferno - https://popflash.site/match/75712
T3 V T4 - Nuke - https://popflash.site/match/75718
T1 V T5 - Cache - https://popflash.site/match/76152
T6 V T4 - Inferno - https://popflash.site/match/76140
T2 V T3 - Mirage - https://popflash.site/match/76139
T1 V T4 - Cobble - https://popflash.site/match/75716
T5 V T3 - Dust2 - https://popflash.site/match/76213
T6 V T2 - Dust2 - https://popflash.site/match/76214
T1 V T3 - Mirage - https://popflash.site/match/76689
T4 V T2 - Cobble - https://popflash.site/match/76700
T5 V T6 - Cache - https://popflash.site/match/76662
 
Map Count:
Cobblestone: 3
Cache: 3
Mirage: 3
Dust2: 2
Inferno: 2
Overpass: 1
Nuke: 1
Train: 0 [*]
 
Here is the completed stats excel sheet with all the stats on popflash (bar hs%) - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MuGStDCOgP9bhE06m0zNKk67eXb5xLkYzpysYwFT8PI/edit#gid=0
Records in a singular game:
Frags: Lewis (43)
Assists: Thunder (12)
Deaths - Most: Vengence+Cereal (25)
Deaths - Least: Weezy+OldMike (8)
FB Assists: Lewis+Weezy (4)
HLTV: Lewis (2.23)
ADR: Lewis (140)
HS%: Absolute (.304%)
Clutch Kills: OldMike (5)
Bomb Plants: Lewis+Weezy (5)
Bomb Defuses: Thunder (3)
F.E.D: Lewis (108.5)
 
Records Across the Tournament
Frags: Danny (131)
Assists: Thunder (29)
Deaths - Most: Nutty (99)
Deaths - Least - Jamie (73)
FB Assists: Lewis+Weezy (9)
HLTV: Jamie (1.54)
ADR: Lewis (107)
Clutch Kills: Nick (12)
Bomb Plants: Jamie (13)
Bomb Defuses: Thunder (5)
F.E.D: OldMike (293.8)
 
Team Records
Bombs Defused: Team 6 = 12
Bombs Planted: Team 1+5 = 40
FB Assists: Team 2 = 23
Clutch Kills: Team 4 = 21
F.E.D: Team 2 = 756.5

 
 
Interesting Stats I highlight for you
-On the first day of the tournament, Vengence had the most frags of all 30 players, with 53. On day two, with just 20 frags, he dropped 26 places on the daily frag tally to 27th/30.
-Pasickle didn't plant a single bomb in the tournament, but defused 2.
-Mintlou was the highest performing '5th pick' of the tournament
-Team 2 contained both of the highest F.E.D players
-Lowest F.E.D of whole tournament goes to Pasickle with 9.9, may this be a lesson to you to go use flashbangs
-Jamie had the least deaths of the tournament with 73, he also had the least deaths on his team in all 5 games.
-Fluxy stayed true to the tradition, and secured under 10 F.E.D every game 
-Chus had 2 games exactly the same, back to back, (24-2-21 89 ADR)
-Every player had at least 14+ assists in the tournament
-221 bombs were planted and 48 were defused, making a defuse rate of: 21.7%
-15 matches played, but not one overtime (several 16-13's / 16-14's)
 
Popflash stats explained
CLUTCH KILLS - You only receive clutch kills if you WIN the round you got the clutch kills in (in a 1vX situation). If you were in a 1v4, get 3 kills and lose, you're rewarded 0 clutch kills
HS % - This is how many shots hit the head, which make contact on the player, not how many kills are a HS. I left this out cos cba to work out the average, but absolute got the highest in a game
FLASHBANG ASSIST - If you throw a flashbang, blinding an enemy, and then you, or a teammate kills that temporarily blinded player, you get a flashbang assist.
F.E.D = Flash-Enemy-Duration
ADR = Average Damage Per Round
HLTV Rating - http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=242&eventid=0
 

I know you guys love the top notch premium content that I put out, so to start off 2017, heres something to get you going :)
  

This is fucking impressive. Show me something more impressive than this please.
 
@nick

thelegend27
 

Player Name: iZac
Date of Birth: ##redacted
Age: ##redacted
Country/Location: England
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:120874607
Games Played: BattleBlock Theatre, Rocket League, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, and Portal
Roughly how long have you been playing our server(s)? About one and a half years, with many hundreds of hours online
What qualities can you bring to Outbreak?: Sarcastic humour, friendly in a trollish sort of way, and trash internet
Tell us a little something about yourself: ##redacted
Is this your first post? Nope
Have you been around for less than a month? (This includes Teamspeak and forums) Nope
(If you said yes to either of the two questions above, don't apply now)
 
 

when every1 got their present exept for you 
 

Thank you Nuclear for Assassin's Creed Rogue, will be interesting to finally try another game then my originals!

Going to post this now as I believe I can trust the people who waiting to send their gifts tomorrow so...
Holidays Greetings all just want to say a big thanks to all those who actually got involved in this years Secret Santa, Its just great to see all 21 of you get involved in the Christmas Spirit! 
Pepe  Skill  Finnley  Unseen  Cheesepuff Irish   Substick  Venga  Absolute Daffy  Gunstar Brandon Weezy Twiixtor Chris Rhyse Veng3nce Jaydog Mintlou Vemix Nuclear  
As mentioned in the original post (If anyone read it ) everybody that got involved gets enter into a raffle to win an extra prize from me. So I've entered everyone into a wheel

And Got it down to the final four between Ven3nce, Mintlou, Twiixtor and Rhyse.
 
Then Rhyse gets knocked off

It finally came down to...

As I watched the wheel spin around and round until one remained and...

Thanks @rhyse1317 for DOOM ;) , same as unseen, He'll wait for a while ^.^