OUTBREAK NEEDS YOOOU!

[Total497 0]

I'll get Total on it, don't worry.

Thanks,

Venga

Head of Marketing

I spin signs not clean

[gaffeR 1,380]

Can me and weezy be Cheech and Chong

[w33zy 1,523]

Can me and gaffer be Cheech and Chong

[UnSeen 1,036]

*Key Skills: I am very good looking, I love the camera and the camera loves me, I work well with amateurs but better with professionals, I can eat all day and not put on weight, I'm not scared to show a little flesh.

I want pics for proof. Although I do not allocate jobs - modelling and fashion shows are under entertainment to an extent and I would request permanent nudes, unlike your temporary snaps. This is all for the greater good for the company.

Yours faithfully,

UnSeen

Director of Entertainment

[Biggles 44]

Still not sure if Frostie is troling or genuinely thinks hes beautiful

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

*Key Skills: I am very good looking, I love the camera and the camera loves me, I work well with amateurs but better with professionals, I can eat all day and not put on weight, I'm not scared to show a little flesh.

I want pics for proof. Although I do not allocate jobs - modelling and fashion shows are under entertainment to an extent and I would request permanent nudes, unlike your temporary snaps. This is all for the greater good for the company.

Yours faithfully,

UnSeen

Director of Entertainment

His toned arse is the future of Outbreak's marketing division.

Many thanks,

Venga

Head of Marketing

p.s you do now, Total. Gotta' work your way up to to the top

[Jamie 2,319]

Dear applicants,

I am informing you that the expected replies on your applications have been delayed for a short amount of time while we deal with certain complications within the office. Unfortunately this issue is beyond our control at this point so I ask you kindly to wait patiently. I will be telephoning all respective staff members once the complications have been dealt with.

Thanks for your patience and remember - stay kind, stay happy!

Regards,

Jamie

Human Resources

[Gaz 13]

Fuck it.

On Holiday.

Aim all Issues, Requests, Presents, Assassin Attempts, Bile, Phlegm, Faecal Matter, Sunshine, Demacias, Gripes and whinges to Biggles

[Fluxy 1,660]

Resident alcoholic pls

Every office needs one.

Key Skills: I can drink 8 pints without falling over...very much. I also can drink cheap white wine till the cows come home and feel fine...ish.

Greatest weaknesses: Spending my student loan on those damn CSGO keys. Getting up in time to get to uni(never)

Previous experience: drinking since the age of 14. Im also Scottish....pls tell me what more experience is required.

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

With a drinking habit like that, Fluxy would make a superb Marketing Exec.

[Wist 376]

How has this job bullshit taken off so much

[haydo 0]

How has this job bullshit taken off so much

memes mate

[Hish0t 1]

As some of you already see there is a little change on the TS Announcments section. Hope you guys like it.

Hish0t

Technician