OUTBREAK NEEDS YOOOU!

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

Actually yes, I need an assistant

[UnSeen 1,036]

'trouble makers' putting a downer on the moment

No.

My first job? So soon? Off with ya Total ya scallywag...

[Hish0t 1]

*Key Skills: inside servers configs etc.

*Greatest weeknesses: not much.

*Previous experience: just basic servers like minecraft CSS.

[Skeff 289]

Been asked to fill this out for superman

*Job: Meh

*Key Skills: Superhuman strength, invulnerability, healing, flight, superhuman speed, x ray vision, superhuman intelligence, etc

*Greatest weeknesses: Kryptonite, red sun, magic

*Previous experience: Saved earth a few times, no biggy

[Gaz 13]

*Key Skills: Procrastinating, somehow having serverside knowledge nobody else seems to have. 27 years old

*Greatest weeknesses: Biggles cawk shots

*Previous experience: Mucho.

Gibe Holiday Pls

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

*Gibe Holiday Pls

I have lodged your request with the Head of Human Resources. Please give between 6-12 weeks for a reply.

Many thanks,

Venga

Head of Marketing

Twitter coming soon!

[Skeff 289]

*Key Skills: 27 years old

How is your age a key skill

[Wist 376]

At 27 it's possible to take part in movember without looking like a disgruntled 14 year old unshaven child

it's a good skill

[Gaz 13]

It's a skill none of you faggots have

la la laa

[Jak 1,381]

I'll just pretend I didn't read that Gaz

[Skeff 289]

I could outsource for age 27 from my cousin

[Kieu 0]

Ill bump total , for cafeteria assistant......

[Biggles 44]

I have taken on the following people under these positions;

Total - Advertisement associate (sign spinning)

Hish0t - Technician

Unseen - Director of entertainment

[Gaz 13]

Dude wheres my fucking holiday

Wait, why am I asking you?

[Jak 1,381]

Even the boss has to ask HR for a break in this PC day and age, get with the times Grandad