OUTBREAK NEEDS YOOOU!

[Gaz 13]

I will fukken kill you boy! When I find my slippers I will kick yourass you ungrateful llittle shit. If it wasn't for me on the front lines In the 40s......zzzz.. you'd all..... zzzz..... speaking german..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Jamie 2,319]

Gaz, I have looked into your request but I regret to inform you that due to too much time being taken off recently, your request for a holiday has been unsuccessful. Feel free to reapply in the future.

Regards

Jamie

Human Resources

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

LMAO "UNSUCCESSFUL" HAHAHA.

[haydo 0]

*Key Skills: Having a fucking enormous penis. Absolute genius.

*Greatest weeknesses: Recognising weaknesses

*Previous experience: Everything I've ever done ever.

GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB OR I WILL KILL YOU

[Skeff 289]

*Key Skills: Having a fucking enormous penis. Absolute genius.

*Greatest weeknesses: Recognising weaknesses

*Previous experience: Everything I've ever done ever.

GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB OR I WILL KILL YOU

I think you should give him the job

to be the assistant to total

[haydo 0]

*Key Skills: Having a fucking enormous penis. Absolute genius.

*Greatest weeknesses: Recognising weaknesses

*Previous experience: Everything I've ever done ever.

GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB OR I WILL KILL YOU

I think you should give him the job

to be the assistant to total

I've never beaten a child before

[Skeff 289]

we both know thats not true

[Lewis 1,276]

*Key Skills: Being nice to everybody

*Greatest weeknesses: Being too nice

*Previous experience: Admin, but was kicked for being too nice to rule breakers

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

Line-Manager;

I have spent some time thinking about my current role, and I feel that I am useless as I have no poo to eat. So I ask for a job change to Safety Advisor.

Thanks

[Quinn 643]

I would like a jeb pls.

*Key Skills : Sexing the ladies.

*Greatest weaknesses : I'm absolutely flawless.

*Previous experience : I go to school.

[UnSeen 1,036]

I have spent some time thinking about my current role, and I feel that I am useless as I have no poo to eat. So I ask for a job change to Safety Advisor.

Eat yourself.

I would like a jeb pls.

If possible I think he would suit my department well, his social manner and general special need value is so individual that he would make a great creature to put on display and laugh at during a show. It will take time to tame this troll beast, but I believe he can be sustained by continuous piss taking.

Of course I step back to my superiors choices,

UnSeen

Director of Entertainment

Ps. I request Mintlou's poo eating is given a star light spot also as watching him eat shit is entertainment.

[Frostie 127]

Job title: Outbreak Model

*Key Skills: I am very good looking, I love the camera and the camera loves me, I work well with amateurs but better with professionals, I can eat all day and not put on weight, I'm not scared to show a little flesh.

*Greatest weaknesses: Awkward boners in the presence of Transgenders.

*Previous experience: I am aware the majority of readers have me on the SnapChats, I am also a model for my friends photoshooting company but whatever.

"Any Questions?": When can I start?

[Dave 2]

*Key Skills: None.

*Greatest weeknesses: Don't give a flying fuck.

*Previous experience: Jack shit.

gibe job pls

[Hish0t 1]

Shadow And mintlou my office is still not cleant up!! You lazy guys!

Cheers,

Hish0t Technician

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Shadow And mintlou my office is still not cleant up!! You lazy guys!

Cheers,

Hish0t Technician

Hish0t,

I'll get Total on it, don't worry.

Thanks,

Venga

Head of Marketing