Corrupt A Wish!

[Biggles 44]

The heat burns your legs off and you die.

I wish to be immortal

[McLovin 4]

Wish granted, although a fatal diseas spreads around the world and kills everyone except for you.

I wish I had the ability to shred the cloths from women with my eyes.

[Jordan 278]

Your wish was granted but for oversized women only!

i wish for mclovin to stop calling me gay!

[BubbaFlappies 0]

Your wish is granted, but now everyone who ever meets you (except McLovin) calls you gay, and you live a life in fear of homosexuality

I wish I was a tortoise.

[Jamie 2,319]

Wish granted but you have no shell, making you homeless.

I wish for this thread to be locked.

[Lewis 1,276]

Wish granted, but it will be unlocked again in 1 week.

I wish for a pony

[tweep 3]

You got your wish, but the topic also got unlocked (which is fucking tragic).

I wish that I had a magic fairy like on Nintendogs which could pick dog poo up.

[Tiny 16]

... It also picks up your poo, and carries it around all day until it gets tired and throws it at you. (???)

I wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish had a girl who looked good - i would call her.

inb4 nobody gets the reference because i'm one of the few that likes oldschool hiphop :(

[Jamie 2,319]

Poh thread uncocked!

I wish for a big, juicy, squeezy Capri sun.

[Proxima 1]

I give you that capri-sun and want 1 myself now!!

So I wish also for a capri sun ;D

Give me the multi-fruit :)

[JDOG 0]

Wish granted, but the capri sun was 7 years out of date

I wish for a lifetime supply of satsumas

[Dave 2]

Wish granted but your satsumas turn out to be oranges.

I wish for £100 on steam wallet.

[Fluxy 1,660]

100 pound steam wallet granted, you now own everysingle TF2 item known to mankind but this makes you obbessive and you live out your sad and lonely days playing TF2 day in day out and eventually die from over gaming.

I wish I never got hangovers

[Dave 2]

Wish granted but you drink too much as there is no hangovers and you die of organ failures.

I wish I was dead.

[Raze 0]

you live

I wish I had a good computer, not like the piece of shite sewing machine computer I have now