Corrupt A Wish!

[Advanced 0]

Basically, a fun forum game.

It consists of someone wishing for something, then you turning it into a horrible disaster.

Guy 1: I wish for a puppy!

Guy 2: Wish granted. The puppy is a mutant and eats your sandwiches every day.

I wish for a TV!

And so on...

I'll start.

I wish for a bag of peanuts.

[ThorbenBAMF 18]

You get a bag of nuts instead. Human nuts.

I wish for something bad!

[I2EyeCu 0]

The bad thing started breaking

I want some crystal meth.

[Iszuka™ 10]

The meth was cloudy and cooked with a hint of chilli.

I want to know the meaning of life.

[Proxima 1]

You knew the meaning of life when you died.

I wish I could wish for more wishes, so I can multiply my wishes.

[Fluxy 1,660]

You become power mad with all your wishes and evetually die overdosing on cocaine lying in a pool of your own piss and vomit surrounded by dead hookers...

I wish for a girl with big tits!

[Biggles 44]

Unfortunately the tits are too big and they suffocate you mid motor boat, still a good death though

I wish for a perfect glass of milk

[JDOG 0]

You forget to drink the milk and it goes mouldy

I wish for a majestic pony.

[Fluxy 1,660]

The pony is actually a manic depressive alcoholic caller Earl and you spend the rest of your life comforting him and never actually ride anywhere

I wish I could teleport!

[Proxima 1]

You teleported and got stuck in a different space-time vortex.

I wish I had less work for school and more time to relax and play games.

[Advanced 0]

Wish granted. You play so many video games your eyes pop out.

I wish I had a bike.

[tweep 3]

I wish your bike isn't a bike.

I wish I was a dragonfly.

[JDOG 0]

You get turned into a dragonfly with no wings - you are now a dragon

I wish for world peace

[McLovin 4]

World peace is astablished due to china + Google ruling over the world.

I wish for a Harley Nightrod.

[Iszuka™ 10]

R.I.P. McLovin

I wish for this wish to not come true.

Edit: You two totally failed to run with the paradox on this one xD