Corrupt A Wish!

[FateMaker 0]

You get a new key board but the keys are all sticky because chubby cheeks sam had spilled cola all over them.

I wish I was an OB member.

[JDOG 0]

You are granted member. But you instantly start being racist to everyone on the server.

Your member is removed and you are perm banned.

I wish that I wasn't afraid of toilets

[Dave 2]

You get your wish but then a toilet eats you

I wish for nothing.

[Doomblade94 50]

wish granted but then you BECOME NOTHING!!!

I wish for Dorothy to get a mic so I can fap when she's on the JB server.

[A Hiding Hobo 0]

Your wish is granted but it turns out she is a fat greasy man with a voice changer

I wish for a zombie apocalypse and guns :D

[Biggles 44]

You get it, all of your guns jam and you get your face eaten off

I wish for this massive cut to heal without a scar

[Doomblade94 50]

granted, but it turns out the cut was infected with the T-virus.

You have 10 seconds until turning into a NEMESIS and eating your friends & family.

I wish for NOCLIP IRL

[Tiny 16]

Granted, you noclip through a wall - BUT it gets turned off suddenly and you fuse with the wall, becoming some sort of monster made of brick and flesh, in constant agony.

I wish i was attractive.

[Doomblade94 50]

wish granted, but you are get brutally gangraped to your DEATH!!!

I wish Miley Cyrus was dead.

[*^7up^* 0]

Wish Granted, Miley Cyrus dies, the next day Justin biebers child is born.

I wish i was slender man.

[FateMaker 0]

You become slenderman, the next day loads of youtubers come into your forest and kill you.

I wish that this wish was not a wish therefore creating a paradox and making my wish uncorruptable.

[*^7up^* 0]

Wish granted, Your wish isn't a wish therefore it isn't granted.

I wish i was a Drift King.

[Doomblade94 50]

Wish granted, but you get busted for street racing and are severely ass-raped in prison.

I wish that bitch who ratted me out for slapper her (fake) ass would get murdered.

[FateMaker 0]

Wish granted, you end up killing her and end up in jail and guess what? You get put in with lots of terrorists who have knives and kill you.

I wish I could read minds.

[Doomblade94 50]

Wish granted but you accidentily read the mind of an old man who is thinking of his sexual fantasy to F*** that withered up teacher you have. The scene is so disturbing your penis falls off.

I wish for Diplomatic Immunity.