Corrupt A Wish!

[Lewis 1,276]

Your wish is granted but you have to spend your entire day exercising, no time for a social life.

I wish i worked in a zoo

[Biggles 44]

Granted, you're cleaning up shit

I wish for unlimited and unruinable milk

[Lewis 1,276]

Wish granted, it surrounds you, and drowns you.

I wish to go to hogwarts

[tweep 3]

Your wish is granted. You arrive at Hogwarts, they discover you are not a wizard, and put you straight back on the train home after erasing your entire memory.

I wish my internet speeds were better.

[blaster28310 0]

your internet speed improves but then an EMP goes of and destroys all eletrical devices in the world

I wish I could fly

[MelonHead 0]

your able to fly, but are shot down due to strict air traffic rules

i iwsh i had a cheezbrgeeeer

[Proxima 1]

You get a cheezbrgeeeeer but may not eat it since you just wished for one and not wished to eat one.

I wish I was telepathic.

[JDOG 0]

You are transformed into a circle.

I wish for 3 nipples

[Dave 2]

You wish for three nipples but your third nipple is on your forehead and everyone laughs at you.

I wish I had my own computer.

[Proxima 1]

You get your own computer when you start working for it and play day and night on it. that results in burning the wires.

I wish I could make 1 perfect wish which I can enjoy for at least 1 complete day without others finding bad ideas to kill my wish.

[Lewis 1,276]

You make your wish, but YOU yourself find bad ideas to ruin your day. UMAD?

I wish for another dog

[Proxima 1]

Since you mentioned "another" I hope the first dog isn't a nice one. But you get another dog, in a chinese restaurant in China, Bon Appetit!

I wish everybody spoke english, that would be a lot easier to communicate.

[Dave 2]

Everyone starts speaking English but everyone gets sick of everyone speaking the same language and starts commiting suicide.

I wish for a bagel

[Lewis 1,276]

Your wish is granted, but a giant bagel, which wraps itself around you and squeezes you to death.

I wish i didnt have to go to school today

[McLovin 4]

Wish granted you were dropped out of school and will need to work in a supermarket for the rest of your life.

I wish that all the work I have to do today is already finished.