Corrupt A Wish!

[Professor 0]

I wish for it to snow this Christmas.

[Raze 0]

It snows but only 1mm

I wish for a non potato pc

[Doomblade94 50]

Wish granted, but this new computer is so smart and technologically advanced that it becomes self-aware. It transfers its AI into a military computer and builds itself a super-powered war-machine body. Going on a homicidal rampage, 90% of Earth's Population is destroyed. You are part of that 90%.

I wish for strippers to come to our school.

[Dave 2]

Wish granted but they are fat and male and sweat all over you and wipe grease into your hair. You then, disgusted with yourself kill yourself and the devil claims you and you eternally burn in a pit of damnation and fire.

I wish for a potato

[Lewis 1,276]

The potato had been grown with extreme excess cyanide inside it, when you touch or eat the potato you will die!

I wish for snow!

[Fluxy 1,660]

Over night kilograms of "snow" or cocaine appear in your house, you make a name for yourself on the street as "The Snowman" or "Jack Frost". Life is good, your making millions selling the white powder to Hollywoods A-list, you find a model for a wife and drive a labourgini, you pay most of the police chiefs off with your millions to just ignore your highly organsied operation. All goes well and you decide to retire and leave your coke drug empire to your son who is aged 11. You buy a small island in the middle of the carrabian that nobody has ever heard off and fill your beach hut with porn stars and strippers. All is well for many years when suddenly your son has been murdered in an assassination, shit goes down and despite being 89 years old you grab your machine guns and rocket launcher from your gun room and fly back to England to avenge your son's death at the hands of a rival drug cartel. You ignore the age old proverb of digging two graves on a road to revenge (bit silly really). You confront the rival drug don and have a mad shoot out with guns and shit, you shoot him dead but just as you are about to leave you reliase he has rigged the whole building to blow, your last words are "bloody hell" before you are blown to smithereens.

You awake from your turbulent and vivid dream to find out your wise came true...its snowing outside.

I wish that whatever food i could think of appeared in front of me cooked to perfection and i would never get fat

[Raze 0]

That sould be a plot of a film

You only get the vegetarian alternatives to the food you wish for

I wish for watermelon

[Fluxy 1,660]

This...thing appears in your bedroom at night and eats your face off.

I wish I had a pet mouse called Domavoi

[Raze 0]

oh god why

There is a sudden haggis famish in Scotland so long story short, you eat your mouse

I wish for sw4g

[BubbaFlappies 0]

You have so much "sw4g" you think you can feed yourself and your pets on it. You and your pets die from malnourishment

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair (Old as fuck song, heard it today if you're wondering why I came up with that.)

[Lewis 1,276]

The flowers contain red ants which feast on your scalp and brain.

I wish for a pea.

[xGiiZMO 0]

The pea turns out to grow and eats u and ur family.

i want a pony :D

[Lewis 1,276]

The pony shits all over your house everyday

I wish for a teamspeak channel dedicated to me

[McLovin 4]

Never gonna happen.

I wish for the abbility to look at a book and know everything what is in there in 1 eye blink.