Corrupt A Wish!

[Fluxy 1,660]

The wish came true anyway and said "what you gonna do about it bitch"

I wish I had the ability to make girls orgasm just by looking at them

[Bogs 0]

The wish came true but one day you look at a russian mob boss's wife. He hears about this and he makes you sleep with the fishes.

I wish for a wish that is not a wish that isn't a wish that is a wish but is secretly not a wish that is a wish but that wish is disguised as a bad wish which turns into a good wish over time but then the wish gets mouldy and is not eatable.

[JDOG 0]

You essential wished for mouldy , inedible cheese -granted

I wish for a new microphone. My calculator is almost dead.

[tweep 3]

I wish that you get a new microphone, but it was radioactive and you died from poisoning.

I wish I didn't have to do this Geography homework.

[Fluxy 1,660]

You dident do your Geography homework and you got a detention for not doing it

I wish a I had a pillows for hands

[Proxima 1]

Your wish will come true if you make a topic called "Tweep's homework topic", where BigglyWiggly will answer "Sure, scan it in".

I wish Tweep took a more intimidating picture for his steam profile, which will result in less people rebelling when he gives orders ;D

[Biggles 44]

He does so, but its a picture of his dick

I wish to be omnipotent

[Tiny 16]

You're granted omnipotency, but only over badgers. You are now the god of all badgers.

I wish i could relive the past 5 years.

[Biggles 44]

I shall call my badger's to arms and wage war on the human race

You relive them, but they're just not as good as you thought

I wish I had a 99 flake

[Tiny 16]

You get a 99 flake. BUT JUST THE FLAKE, NO ICECREAM. And the flake is extremely rich dark chocolate. :l

I wish Biggles was my neighbour.

[McLovin 4]

He becomes your neighbour on the day you move out your house.

I wish I already knew everything for my tests.

[Bogs 0]

You know and remember everything but forget everything else, even your family. leads to suicide

I wish i was was admin pls

[McLovin 4]

How does forgetting about your family lead to suicide what ever.

Your wish wsnt granted after your last post.

I wish I had a fridge that would automaticly refill itself.

[Jordan 278]

Your wish was granted but filled with just food that you really dont like.

I wish for PEACE!

[Tiny 16]

Your wish is granted, but because of a strict military regime in which humans have no freedom or free will.

I wish i was in good shape