Corrupt A Wish!

[Dave 2]

Your wish comes true but your boss believes someone else did your work for you and you get fired.

I wish for an Indian tatto on my forehead.

[BubbaFlappies 0]

Instead, you get a tribal tattoo on your crotch.

I wish for a pet parrot

[Lewis 1,276]

Granted, but whenever you bring your friend/girl lady round to your home he shouts repeats rude words to them using their names.

I wish for a refill of doritos every time i finish the bag.

[I2EyeCu 0]

Gives you quavers instead.

I wish for nutella that has no faults and will not have any form of bad luck attached to it.

[Fluxy 1,660]

You realise that you actually hate nutella when you eat it, throw up and die.

I wish I could teleport (this one might have been done already, couldent be bothered checking)

[Proxima 1]

You are the second who wants to teleport and you are as stupid as the previous one, which results getting stuck in a different time-space dimension as well.. (no offence)

I wish I was small and everything was big (except TinyTerror ;D, oh and Gumzter nether, that way I can still crush him :p)

[BubbaFlappies 0]

Your wish is granted, however, even those you didn't want to be big are, such as Tiny Terror.

I wish I lived inside the pokemon universe

[Dave 2]

You get your wish but you get burned alive by a Charmander.

I wish that England will win the Autumn Internationals.

[Fluxy 1,660]

England dident win anything because they are rubbish...VIVA LA SCOTLAND (jokes(not really))

I wish I was a talented DJ

[Bogs 0]

You turn out to be a talented DJ. But you are in a company which dj's for children, 9 hours a day playing hey macerena

I wish I had everything

[byronmullins 0]

You get everything but you put so much on the planet that you started the end of the world and everyone died

I wish that no wish could go bad so i could have a wish and have that wish without having my wish go bad

[Tiny 16]

Your wish is granted, you have a wish. You wish for no wish to go bad. Your wish is now used up and you live a solitary life as a tramp in an underpass.

I wish 4, crazy strong arms.

[BubbaFlappies 0]

You get your crazy strong arms, but because you don't know your own strength, it hurts to fap

I wish I never gained or lost weight.

[Fluxy 1,660]

Beliving that you can never gain weight you eat all the greggs sausage rolls you can get your hands on, you instead gain huge amounts of mass and become a fat shit anyway

I wish I won the euro millions jackpot

[byronmullins 0]

You win the euro million jackpot but when you get the money its monopoly money

I wish i could live a happy life with no problems