Predator

I can relate to this since last year my owner cut my bollocks off :/ 
Stay strong Zeus 

lol this thread turned from good roasts to: "meeh you're fat xdd".
 
Since I posted I must contribute in a way, so Sony, what should I say? You never stop saying you're gay when you're not (or are you) looks like you got molested or something when you were a little kid? Wouldn't surprised tbh. Also, kind of dancer or something, but probably just some average guy who knows some moves and since no one he knows, knows how to dance thinks he's a good dancer, ayy. Almost always listening to Drum and Bass to drive away from the thoughts of your empty and sad life? Yes! Let's go and listen to just 4 different sounds for 5 minutes! xDDD. And what  the hell? You're not a member? I've been away since July/August and still able to maintain it, trying to stay in donator group to not feel too far from OB?
 
Disclaimer: I know my roasts are shit, I'm not used to this but I want to see what people could say to me, I'm curious. Bring it on bois.

yeah but ur an immigrant

Ur gay xD 

I don't discriminate, but a name like yours just makes me want to issue a restraining order, and with the fact nobody knows anything about you either, only makes me believe the netherlands payed us to take your creepy ass in. The fact you follow our local sex offender on your profile only tells me your looking to follow in his footsteps.
Roasts are bad, your names creepy, and even worse, a weeb. 
You are fucking set for life ain't you?
 
Hit me with your best shots you fucking cuckolds.

most autistic retard i have ever spoken to in my life. Sounds like a legit constipated down syndrome, acts like a cunt and has fucking anime pictures for both his profile pictures.
Thinks he is cool because he bought VIP and people use him for credits on jailbreak. zero friends.

Danny is the maleversion of a cat-woman who will die alone with 23 cats in his house.

Doesn't look after his child. All he does do all the time is throws abuse at his girlfriend because of tiny man syndrome. 

Got mod for surf, doesn't play surf..... waste of fucking breath, get this cunt out.

More like noraser cause you aint erasing your life 

I remember back when i had a server that i stashed my schools information on, they paid me good to keep shit classified, till they got an "IT expert" and made me move their files to the schools server.
Are you also possibly renting out space? :) 

As per these threads. xoxoxoxo  SPOOKY TIME 

sp000ky :00

dis is 2spook

some trigger warning would've been nice, I screamt when I saw this, too sp00ky!

^^^ wtf and this is mod behaviour? Advocating he kill himself by burying? I didn't know this community's management condoned cyber bullying and psychological abuse wtf...

drink vodka stop being a pussy, man up

OK.

-Tired cliche narrative, nothing novel or unique which defamiliarises the listener, thereby allowing them to drift into auto-pilot.
-Predictable opening. Use of celebrity is particularly over-rated, especially given that Johnny Depp's main strength is that he is good looking, and realised he was good looking later. This is not something which anyone can aspire to, as looks are parcelled out unequally at birth.
-There is no set-up for 'society' at all. Why have you inserted this half-way through? You also don't address how or why society is 'cold' and 'manipulative', you just make a statement and assume the listener will agree.
-"and I hope that by the end of this, you will too " - don't write stuff like this. Be bold and aggressive, or subtle. Not somewhere in-between.
-The tone is simultaneously evangelical and naive throughout. Acknowledge life's difficulties and offer a compelling philosophy/reason to battle through them or accept them, don't just say "be happy anyway lmao cuz i dunno gratitude and ambition"
-You don't offer any reason for ambition. You don't clarify ambition. You don't offer any aim apart from 'be happy', which is stupid, because everyone wants to be happy - the problem is how you achieve that, which you completely eschew throughout this speech
You need to: 
-Set up a narrative or anecdote which is universally applicable, and elaborate on it as your speech progresses.
-Listen/read Alan Watts for inspirational speeches on interesting issues
-Completely fucking re-write this speech

 I hope my feedback helped. Happy Halloween. 

Its good bro, the only criticism I could really level at you is the "its what you don't do in life you regret" cliche, Im pretty sure everyone has heard it a tonne of times. Apart from that pretty decent, GL :)  

Hey that's pretty good.

Runescape? More like 1980s graphics with 1920s gameplay fucking nerds 

ty for watching

It's my birthday so I want a present from you. The present being changing your name as Nick is one of my characters and is protected by copy right. Thank you in advance.

Im Exhausted I Had a 3 hour Session Of Football, Hope Ur Having A Great Day Too Jak