Storm

easy Alvarez sorry boys mcgregor hype is over. 

cause you're a massive bender

storm best 2k15er top lad that crazy spanish kid

I can now only dream what it's like to have Zeus's balls slapping against me while he rails me
a sad day indeed

Well the time has come :'(



Its a very sad day.


I love you Zeus!



We have had our laughs!



Do not worry hes not dead, hes just having his bollocks off tomorrow 

RIP ZEUS BOLLOCKS      8/1/2012 ----- 24/10/2016
 

lol this thread turned from good roasts to: "meeh you're fat xdd".
 
Since I posted I must contribute in a way, so Sony, what should I say? You never stop saying you're gay when you're not (or are you) looks like you got molested or something when you were a little kid? Wouldn't surprised tbh. Also, kind of dancer or something, but probably just some average guy who knows some moves and since no one he knows, knows how to dance thinks he's a good dancer, ayy. Almost always listening to Drum and Bass to drive away from the thoughts of your empty and sad life? Yes! Let's go and listen to just 4 different sounds for 5 minutes! xDDD. And what  the hell? You're not a member? I've been away since July/August and still able to maintain it, trying to stay in donator group to not feel too far from OB?
 
Disclaimer: I know my roasts are shit, I'm not used to this but I want to see what people could say to me, I'm curious. Bring it on bois.

Quite possibly one of the biggest fucking morons in this community, and THAT'S saying something. I honestly gagged on my dinner infront of my mum on my last day before coming to uni when I realised this pile of monkey spunk actually went to University, always thought he was some 16 year old drop out who scrapes by with a failed job. This isn't even trying to be funny, I actually went afk for a walk at how FUCKING stupid one person can be in clutch situations on CS and just in general to talk to after like 18 years of education. The day I see this guy even win a fucking 1v1 on this game will probably be the day I uninstall.

Legit, I have no fucking clue how a human being, the most advanced animal on the planet can literally go so backwards on something they're trying to get good at. 3k hours later he's worse than the first sorry time I had to play CS:GO with him. Uses his weird noises to try and compensate when he makes dumb decisions in game, which is too fucking often. STOP. No one is laughing at it except fluxy out of pity, he pmed me saying he genuinely feels bad for you and asked me to laugh a bit more at your jokes, which I've been trying to do, but really struggling with. Jokes made by people with sub 80 IQ are more than often just troublesome for me to comprehend.

If you took half the chromosomes of Fluxy, and half the chromosomes from Brandon (-6 for a fucked up number of chromosomes because I'm fairly sure this guy is classified as extremely disabled under the current definition) you probably get Eraser. A bonghead - but with no aspirations, and an Irishman who's addicted to CS, but isn't fucking going anywhere with it. About time you joined the bunch of betas in this community who couldn't do shit with CS so decided to take up league.

Least thankful person I've ever met. The amount of games I've busted my ass to win while placing this ANNOYINGLY calm little leprechaun in my backpack is probably more than he's counted in his lifetime. Not one time has he thanked me - hence the reason I'll never fucking duo queue with him unless fluxy is around. Some say this kid is Supreme now? He's MG2 at best, pretty sure Conor outfragged him in ESL outbreak, no wonder I had to fucking mute TS after every one of our games and go for a fucking walk to calm down. Of all the LE/LEM's in this community - THIS is what I'm given to be my 2nd/3rd carry in the tournament.
At this point can we all just clap our hands for everything this immigration scheme from Ireland has done to our community. I can't name a single decent Irishman in this community or a single good thing they've done for us, not to be racist but jesus christ. JESUS.

I wish I could go into more detail about his personal life, but frankly, when you sit back and think about it, does anyone have a fucking clue about Eraser outside of CS? One look at his facebook page, life has already been determined for fucking failure when your parents decided to call you 'danny'. Look around at the other danny's in our community -  dannyS is a real fucking highlight for this community right (ME SHOOT BEFORE ME PLANT WITH 5 SECS LEFT) and the other one is a teenage dad, hooray for your life expectations and future, not that you've already fucked it up. 
Get a haircut and stop using pictures of you playing the drums from 2009 - the only period in your life I can see when you had mates. Also stop spam adding people from OB to make up for your lack of friend numbers.

Probably a virgin, probably no girlfriend, probably failed his degree, probably doesn't have a job and probably still lives at home. But tbh, as the probably suggests, do any of us really give a shit? He's just an extra pile of fat to put into a lobby so we don't get a Russian - almost like cannon fodder.

Perfect definition tbh - Eraser the piece cannon fodder to send up mid and die while you can freely pick off unsuspecting terrorists with the AWP, I guess we can thank him for that.

@Fluxy Smokes nearly as many bongs as he sucks dicks

You have to climb a tree to be able to fucking reach Adie's fanny and even then you have to stuff a couple of branches in so she doesn't ask 'Is it in?'

Would love to roast Chris an absolute belter....unfortunately Im just gonna have to share this instead....Theres no beating that
 

Hey,
This thread is being setup to allow people to start trading in rep. As the title suggestions, you can do what you like here regarding forum reputation - this includes but not limited to: rep4rep, buying/selling rep or simply keeping track record of your 'rep debts' so that you can demand rep that you are rightfully owed by people that have ran out of their daily rep.
 
**REP4REP RULES**
TO SET UP REP4REP, SOMEONE MUST MAKE A POST STATING THAT THEY ARE SETTING UP REP4REP. YOU MUST RETURN THE REP, ANY REP NOT RETURNED MUST BE LABELLED AS AN 'OUTGOING DEBT' AND MUST BE REPAID ON RESET.
Any rep given to a post that isn't stated as rep4rep can be taken as free rep.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND REP IS LIMITED TO 3 A DAY FOR NON MEMBERS, 10 FOR MEMBERS OR UNLIMITED FOR MODS.
 
Happy repping!

I'll get the ball rolling -
 
REP DEBTS - Venga, 1 rep

Hey I'm pretty good trader, traded my way up from 5 rep. 
Check my steam. 
+repping all reppers
 
I also do sub4sub on youtube

Rep'd conor... i want my rep back. 

Rep'd jaydog would like rep back pls

Rory, Jak, Rhyse1317, Jamie - all owed 1 rep as of 19/10/2016

+repped you rory, +1 me back.

REP DEBT.
Sir_Conor owes me at least FIVE rep for stealing my halloween spoop thread. I created the thread and conor then deleted it, copied its contents and reposted it.  
 
 

It's better for these things to be in the 18+ section to keep out shit-kids with no basis/evidence.
Otherwise, its definitely one of the better ways to check someones age, regardless of the "inaccuracy" if that Age Dispute statistic is to be believed.
One thing that triggered me a little is the  both inappropriate and unethical  bullshit.
Isn't it more "unethical" for it to be found out that adults have been taking the spots of children? That the charity hadn't even checked the status of these people themselves?
If your going to have a vetting system, for god sake, take every necessary precaution to make sure your not putting 22-year-old tyrone in a class of 14-year-olds?
"They have suffered insanitary and dangerous conditions and should have been admitted long ago," she said.
Then Im pretty sure they aren't going to mind going into a clean room to have their teeth checked, It's not asking for a 2nd rate dentist with a saw and a rusty nail in a lavatory to look at them, and fuck off, they had the choice of signing in with France/Italy/Spain/Every other country in the EU, and using the authorities to contact their relatives in the UK, but instead, live in a goddamn camp and harass people.
"This is a vile, reactionary clamour."
If I don't know who somebody is, and they are asking to come into my house because they think their family live here, am I a fucking idiot for letting him in? 
It distracts from the government's responsibilities to these refugees, which it has largely neglected to date
https://fts.unocha.org/pageloader.aspx?page=special-syriancrisis
https://fts.unocha.org/reports/daily/ocha_R5_A1118___1610191544.pdf
https://fts.unocha.org/reports/daily/ocha_R5_A1133___1610191544.pdf
Get fucked have we not done enough,because we ask for a proper way of vetting you go full "Triggered" mode on us?

some trigger warning would've been nice, I screamt when I saw this, too sp00ky!

I think this is absolute bullshit, those idiots removed graffitis from cs go with an excuse of: there were a lot of obscene sprays in css, and now they do this, as blyss said, they want to suck the money out of all the silly boys who would buy fucking SPRAYS. God, this makes me angry.

"QUICK! SQUEEZE MONEY FROM THESE MORONS BEFORE NO1 PLAYS THIS GAME"

http://imgur.com/a/D1CXn