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So, i was on discord yesterday when i got a private message from an Admin of London RP.



For those who dont know what the actual pic is then its here, mintlou quickly edited it into the photo above haha.



 

ZOINK

So, i was on discord yesterday when i got a private message from an Admin of London RP.



For those who dont know what the actual pic is then its here, mintlou quickly edited it into the photo above haha.



 

ZOINK

So, i was on discord yesterday when i got a private message from an Admin of London RP.



For those who dont know what the actual pic is then its here, mintlou quickly edited it into the photo above haha.



 

ZOINK

So, i was on discord yesterday when i got a private message from an Admin of London RP.



For those who dont know what the actual pic is then its here, mintlou quickly edited it into the photo above haha.



 

ZOINK

So, i was on discord yesterday when i got a private message from an Admin of London RP.



For those who dont know what the actual pic is then its here, mintlou quickly edited it into the photo above haha.



 

ZOINK

So, i was on discord yesterday when i got a private message from an Admin of London RP.



For those who dont know what the actual pic is then its here, mintlou quickly edited it into the photo above haha.



 

ZOINK

So, i was on discord yesterday when i got a private message from an Admin of London RP.



For those who dont know what the actual pic is then its here, mintlou quickly edited it into the photo above haha.



 

Ladies, Gentleman and all other 97 genders and pronouns. 
ORDAARR, ORDARRRR,
Aye's to the right 31, No's to the left 29
The Aye's have it
The Aye's have it
UNLOCK:
It has been decided via a democratic vote linked to your forum account, that the future of Outbreak voice communication will exist on TeamSpeak 3. Thank you for taking the time to think about this and cast your vote. This has been a subject of long deliberation within the community among its members and guests who visit.
The other matter on which you may ponder, is how on God's great Christian earth did we get 60 votes? To provide an answer to that tantalising conundrum, I will tell you that most of the cast votes are, in fact, made up of inactive members; That is to say, members whom have rightfully earned their entitlement to vote on these important community decisions, thanks to their service of two or more years as once active representatives of Outbreak Community. We would like to take this opportunity to invite those inactive members back into the community to lend their high-standing representation back to Outbreak, in an attempt to attract future individuals to consult our forum and apply for the same positions. 
Going forward, Discord voice channels will be disabled. This will allow the platform to purely exist as a text chat alternative, kind of like a big WhatsApp group without having to give people your phone number.
TeamSpeak 3 will remain open, and I suspect will fill up again much like the good old days. There is a Music bot plugin that has been installed, and DJs will be appointed to keep it clean and functional. We are working on that bot right now. But it is in a working state.
 
See you on TeamSpeak. (Again, this will be revisited when TeamSpeak 5 finally launches) 
 

TBH with OB's possible move to Discord and the idea of a guild, we could make OB great again without mintlou.

TBH with OB's possible move to Discord and the idea of a guild, we could make OB great again without mintlou.

TBH with OB's possible move to Discord and the idea of a guild, we could make OB great again without mintlou.

TBH with OB's possible move to Discord and the idea of a guild, we could make OB great again without mintlou.

When we and my girl friend first got together and when we both still lived with our parents,
well she was staying over for the night and in the morning we thought we would have some "adult" fun,
not expecting anyone to be up at this time we start fondling, as you do
well i was naked from the waste down and lied in my bed and the SHOCK!, my mum walks in and says Good Mor(slam door)
oh shit, im just laughing but my girlfriend was so embarrassed she wouldn't even come down stairs or say bye to my mum when she went home hahahahahahaha!
now its all good, we have our own place :D

When we and my girl friend first got together and when we both still lived with our parents,
well she was staying over for the night and in the morning we thought we would have some "adult" fun,
not expecting anyone to be up at this time we start fondling, as you do
well i was naked from the waste down and lied in my bed and the SHOCK!, my mum walks in and says Good Mor(slam door)
oh shit, im just laughing but my girlfriend was so embarrassed she wouldn't even come down stairs or say bye to my mum when she went home hahahahahahaha!
now its all good, we have our own place :D

Ban brandon

Ban brandon

While I didn't get into the event too much and quit early, I gave it a try for the good of the community ? 

KF2 is pointless due to only being 4 players. 
The Forest is a good shout, if people have it, has a bit of everything that game. 

This is incredibly funny!
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS
Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.
Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.
The directions said that:
a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;
a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and
a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
one note of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
· The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
· My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching..
· My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
· I had no control over the drooling.
· Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
· I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!

Either way, you're mental. 

They days of wow that where the best for me was sneaking round Stormwind as a horde character and just wiping cunts out with a few friends which eventually turned into an all out brawl, ahhh how i miss them days.

As much as i would like to play classic, the game it just too time consuming.

Bonk.io

Bonk.io