Gaz 13 Posted November 6, 2013 I will fukken kill you boy! When I find my slippers I will kick yourass you ungrateful llittle shit. If it wasn't for me on the front lines In the 40s......zzzz.. you'd all..... zzzz..... speaking german..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Share this post Link to post
Jamie 2,319 Posted November 6, 2013 Gaz, I have looked into your request but I regret to inform you that due to too much time being taken off recently, your request for a holiday has been unsuccessful. Feel free to reapply in the future. Regards Jamie Human Resources Quote Share this post Link to post
VENGA BUS 2,027 Posted November 6, 2013 LMAO "UNSUCCESSFUL" HAHAHA. Quote Share this post Link to post
haydo 0 Posted November 6, 2013 *Key Skills: Having a fucking enormous penis. Absolute genius. *Greatest weeknesses: Recognising weaknesses *Previous experience: Everything I've ever done ever. GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB OR I WILL KILL YOU Quote Share this post Link to post
Skeff 289 Posted November 6, 2013 *Key Skills: Having a fucking enormous penis. Absolute genius.*Greatest weeknesses: Recognising weaknesses *Previous experience: Everything I've ever done ever. GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB OR I WILL KILL YOU I think you should give him the job to be the assistant to total Quote Share this post Link to post
haydo 0 Posted November 6, 2013 *Key Skills: Having a fucking enormous penis. Absolute genius.*Greatest weeknesses: Recognising weaknesses *Previous experience: Everything I've ever done ever. GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB OR I WILL KILL YOU I think you should give him the job to be the assistant to total I've never beaten a child before Quote Share this post Link to post
Lewis 1,276 Posted November 6, 2013 *Key Skills: Being nice to everybody *Greatest weeknesses: Being too nice *Previous experience: Admin, but was kicked for being too nice to rule breakers Quote Share this post Link to post
M1nt-l0u 1,235 Posted November 6, 2013 Line-Manager; I have spent some time thinking about my current role, and I feel that I am useless as I have no poo to eat. So I ask for a job change to Safety Advisor. Thanks Quote Share this post Link to post
Quinn 643 Posted November 6, 2013 I would like a jeb pls. *Key Skills : Sexing the ladies. *Greatest weaknesses : I'm absolutely flawless. *Previous experience : I go to school. Quote Share this post Link to post
UnSeen 1,036 Posted November 6, 2013 I have spent some time thinking about my current role, and I feel that I am useless as I have no poo to eat. So I ask for a job change to Safety Advisor. Eat yourself.I would like a jeb pls.If possible I think he would suit my department well, his social manner and general special need value is so individual that he would make a great creature to put on display and laugh at during a show. It will take time to tame this troll beast, but I believe he can be sustained by continuous piss taking.Of course I step back to my superiors choices, UnSeen Director of Entertainment Ps. I request Mintlou's poo eating is given a star light spot also as watching him eat shit is entertainment. Quote Share this post Link to post
Frostie 127 Posted November 6, 2013 Job title: Outbreak Model *Key Skills: I am very good looking, I love the camera and the camera loves me, I work well with amateurs but better with professionals, I can eat all day and not put on weight, I'm not scared to show a little flesh. *Greatest weaknesses: Awkward boners in the presence of Transgenders. *Previous experience: I am aware the majority of readers have me on the SnapChats, I am also a model for my friends photoshooting company but whatever. "Any Questions?": When can I start? Quote Share this post Link to post
Dave 2 Posted November 6, 2013 *Key Skills: None. *Greatest weeknesses: Don't give a flying fuck. *Previous experience: Jack shit. gibe job pls Quote Share this post Link to post
Hish0t 1 Posted November 6, 2013 Shadow And mintlou my office is still not cleant up!! You lazy guys! Cheers, Hish0t Technician Quote Share this post Link to post
VENGA BUS 2,027 Posted November 6, 2013 Shadow And mintlou my office is still not cleant up!! You lazy guys!Cheers, Hish0t Technician Hish0t, I'll get Total on it, don't worry. Thanks, Venga Head of Marketing Quote Share this post Link to post