Storm

Eagle asked me to enter him.

I do apologise Biggles, and Skeff... lol

When Lewis shot me in the head from point blank range with an awp -.- Lewis u r gay ;)

SIGN ME UP PLS./

stfu
 

Nice to see this is the sort of thread which survives

Fluxy can no longer perform in any cs game without smoking 3 blunts beforehand, any gather attempt must be preceded with a warning to fluxy to smoke his joints - flicks will follow
Gaffer has had another kid, first one was eaten by zeus
After the assassination of conor, pepe has delved into months of overt depression, eventually fleeing outbreak 
cheesepuff finally gets moderator
In a miraculous turn of firsts, Moderator CQCOD makes a post on the forums, and lupha plays his first game of proper cs
Sovman has been VAC banned 
Rachel turns 9, at the big birthday bash, chris lord drinks too much and cheats on jess with meg
With lewis back at university, brandon has deranked down to high MG2 / low MGE
 

So, this week pretty much marks my fourth year since I joined OB and each year when this time comes around I like to think what kind of situations or interesting things have happend in OB since the last year. Changing in owners, VAC gossip, cyber relationships, le epic trolls, new servers, Mods/admins who go off the rails....alot can happen in a year and OB does look slightly different every August imo. But then I was thinking, instead of looking back, why not look forward...what is OB gonna look like in August 2017???  Here are my thoughts:
 
Chris Lord admits he got something wrong, him saying "I guess I was wrong then" gets soundboarded and becomes the hottest meme of 2017. Jame and Venga are finally given an official HR section on the forums and a channel in TS where they can deal with most of the community's personal grievances giving Unseen a chance to concentrate on being owner.   Unseen did the deed (assassinated Conor in his sleep, took control of OB)  At a meetup in Essex Mintlou and Jaydog finally confess their deep seated love for each other, get it on, 3 months later have a truck themed wedding, its very nice but no one goes... Babbymonkey returns after many years, expecting most to have forgotten who he is, unfourtunatly this isnt the case and he doesn't stay long as every post he makes on the forums is quoted and replied with                    ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Brandon becomes one of the first OB mods to die on duty, doctors believe he had a stroke that killed him instantly, some say this was a direct result of someone changing their name to "Brandumb" during a gather.  All CS gathers are played exclusively on CSS just like the good old days, this is due to CSGO being ported to Source 2 during 2017 which came with the following "improvements": Sprinting, a perk system, grenade launchers and space battles. Biggles heads the "Close Minigames 2017" petition.  Lewis leaves OB to pursue his CS pro career under the name "The Rutland Monster" but is later banned from all CS major tournaments by valve for his repeated typing of "nice eco team" "oops wrong chat" during all his matches.  What else do you guys think could happen to OB in 2017? 

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I think whatever it is it'd be cool to incorporate a multitude of game(modes) because that is what the community has become.
Problem with that original video is it limits the intro to jailbreak -though we were playing many other games at the time too.
Outbreak is a gaming community where we can all play diff multiplayer games together, that's probably what a lot of solo gamers are looking for, a bunch of chill people who they can play many games with in a group.
Could have some sort of video of funny moments with scenes from:
-Surf, Jailbreak, Competetive CS, GTA, AOE, l4d2 etc.
Obviously if the main goal is populating the servers stick to something surf/JB based, but the above idea would get people involved in TS, forums and an influx of members.
 
How it'd work:
Now this is obviously a complicated idea, and from years of playing jailbreak and realising how hard it is to just get 14 people organised into two teams, it is probably unlikely. But with enough coordination, and choosing people who are known to not be retarded, it could get done. 
(presuming there is no rush to get this video done, since the last one was like 4 years ago)
Sunday 28th August:
7PM-8PM: 10v10 on the Surf Server (Speaks for itself)
8-9PM: 1 Hour of Jailbreak (3 wardens, 17 prisoners, swapped out each round to give everyone a chance at wardening)
Sunday 4th September:
7PM-8PM: 2 gathers on at once
8PM-9PM: 1 hour of AOE (2 or 3 separate games, recorded by one separate event organiser)
Sunday 11th September
2 more hours of 2 separate games of whatever community sees fit
 
All of the above is recorded by some kind chaps who are organising this event, with the teamspeak communication (KEY)
 
 
-This would give us hours of footage in such a short space of time, but provide a valuable insight into how our community operates, most likely provide lots of funny moments, from a variety of people in Outbreak. It's an idea striving for more OB-naturalé rather than the common scheduled event like the shown example, which personally I find too fake and cringey, albeit funny.
-At the end of the session - gather for instance, 2 or 3 funny scenes from each game and make it into a short 3 min video with some cool background music
-Games are obviously open to change, create a strawpoll of perhaps 15 games which you think OB plays the most, then have the option to vote for 6 games which will be played over 3 weeks.
-Benefits of both sets of games: Jailbreak and surf - everybody in one game, other games - 3 different games going on at once, tripling amount of funny shit to happen
-I highly doubt nothing interesting will happen, with 20-25 people playing 6 different games for a total of 6+ hours, but worst comes to worst and we're lacking a bit of footage, and shift in some of what we've already got from gathers or W.E
 
 
TL;DR
-People sign up to this event, saying which games they have and are willing to play (as not every1 got GTA etc)
-Over 3 weeks, play the games which our community specialises in - have it recorded with TS comms
-Make all funny shit into vid
-???
-Profit
 
 
Pros:
-Gets a MASSIVE amount of people involved
-Loads of fun, what we'd do on a normal day anyway - but more special :))
-Would be awesome to watch after
 
Cons:
-GL getting this to happen with OB average IQ of 55
 
 

what the hell. How are you 13? Seriously idk why I  thought you were like 17 or more  and thought you were already a member so I guess you already know I'm going to say. Very nice guy, got to meet you thanks to the ESL, both active in teamspeak and servers and you have already been here for quite some time. Definitely +1 from me :D

ez battle-scarred daimyo. But yeah, I think this is the 100th time you've read this but the whole tourney was incredibly. It was so well organised and you weren't even getting paid, that's pure altruism. So, thanks again and be proud of that tournament, there should be an OB ESL Organiser tag or something hahaha

I think I speak for the whole community in thanking you guys for hosting the ESL Outbreak tournament. We all realize how much time and dedication it took to host and organize the whole thing and we appreciate you. The tournament overall was fantastically run and a lot of fun. Anyways I just wanted to make this thread because I didn't think you guys have gotten enough love for all the time and effort you have put into it.
SO just know that we appreciate what you have done!

Grand Final Results



 
Prizes
CHAMPIONS:   KRISSTIAN DRAGON'S STIKKY IKKY ASIAN BALLS
(Jamie(c), Stiqqy(c), Kriss, Rachel, lkgddr, Weezy, Major Chaos(Sub), Skiller(Sub))
(£50(£10 each) - Msg Gunstar, £10 - weezy(£6), Major(£2), Skiller(£2) - Msg Gunstar, ESL OB Trophy on Forums, OB Champ Tag)

Runner-Ups:  Simi's Sexual Healing Squad
(Simi(c), Landshark, Ekitai Hebi, Storm, Young Gerald)
(5 Gamma Cases and keys - Msg Gibby (Let us know what you open))

3rd/4th Place: The Tyre Slashers/Ur Nan 2.0
MVP: Fgt
(Special Mentions: Simi (Wtf?), Lewis(Stats Monster), Jamie(Multi-Kill!), Stiqqy("Im the Captain Now"), Robert(HS Machine))
(M4A1S Cyrex FN - Msg Gunstar)

1v1 Tournament
CHAMPION: Simi
(Stat-track Ak-47 Point Disarray FT - Msg Substick, OB Champ Tag)

Runner-Up: Thunder
3rd/4th Place: Robert/Danny
ESL OB Aftermath 1v1 Multi Arena Event
CHAMPION: Simi
(Stat-Track AK-47 Blue Laminate MW - Msg Gibby, OB Champ Tag)

What a tournament it has been, it wouldn't have been possible without you guys. I want to first of all thank Gibby for letting us use his servers (which he paid for with his own money), all his efforts on the stream overlays and casting etc. I also want to thank Substick who has also done a lot of behind the scenes work which he didn't get credit for, doing the stats and helping organise and plan this tournament in general and I also hope you guys liked the ESL Page which I made myself too. I have to mention that at some points it was very stressful for all the event hosts(sorting out subs etc) and took a LOT of our time (around 3/4 hours each game day + planning); A lot of tough decisions had to be made. I also hope you guys are happy with the prizes which me, Substick and Gibby have donated towards this tournament from our own pocket and community funds. Total money went into this tournament in servers and prizes are well over £100 because we wanted this to be as big, special and give you guys something to really fight for! It is also very nice to see the positive feedback from you guys especially about the production quality, so thanks a lot for that. We have also noted down things that could have been better (e.g team drafts, subs, notices and more stern on rules etc)and we will try to fix it for the next tournament as much as we can.
That said, hope you guys have enjoyed the tournament, I know that as much as we wanted to be part of a team, it was also fun hosting and organising this for you guys. The next ESL tournament date is yet to be finalised, however, I am not sure about the other hosts but I will not be hosting the next one as I have put a lot of effort and time into this and would instead like to take the backseat as a sub or player the next time around to get the player experience instead. 
I also wanted to make a highlight video/videos about some of the best plays in the tournament however, didn't get the time to go and rewatch hours of demos, which is why this thread is kinda delayed (sorry). A lot of players have shown how godlike they can be and some have shown that they can actually play better than their rank eg lkay and finnley. I also have to mention Jamie here who has surprised us all and himself with his amazing casting. Special mentioning Simi for almost taking all the prizes for fuck sake. Anyway, again hope all of you guys all fun and see you guys again in the next ESL!

Being Autistic and knowing that everything people say/do is triggering me inside because its not how it was supposed to be done and they can't be arsed to follow instructionsimeanjustuseyourfuckingheadyoustupidpicrksWHYAREYOUDRIVINGINTHISDIRECTIONIJUSTTOLDYOUTHEEASIESTPATHTOGETTHEREAREYOUFUCK-
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had a little chat with our boy after the event

nice try african

His balls much reach his knees, the hardcore cunt.
 
 

can't people read a bit? ffs

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Make sure you have quality sound, fiddle around with the sliders, close your eyes and enjoy.