Would you rather?

[Dave 2]

Fight at the Battle of Waterloo. According to historians, 98% of gladiators died, whereas only 55% of people who fought in the Battle of Waterloo died. This gives me better chances are living, which I'm all for. However, I'm sure the victors of the gladiator arena were better treated, which gave me some thoughts.

Would you rather pull all your nails off, or pull all your teeth out?

Source - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Waterloo (Losses over Strength)

Sorry just want to jump right in here, I'm fairly certain 98% of gladiators did not die (I could be wrong). Gladiators were highly regarded and well looked after - it was very hard to find a good, well trained gladiator, so it was actually uncommon for the person presiding over the games, e.g. the emperor to sentence a gladiator to death. Deaths from animals etc. were also unlikely,

As for my answer, I would slide down the 350m long cardboard run, because I would gain ghost chilli powers from Jordans sweat and become insane at CSGO and Chris Lord slapping me with his dick would give me good luck for betting and CSGO jackpot, so thats golden. Also because my privileges were already taken away.

Would you rather:

Start a nuclear war that would turn the world into a ravenous and apocalyptic hell hole, with countries either wiped out or extinct, with Kim Jung-Un as self proclaimed leader of this new world, where humanity is on a knifes edge.

OR

Slowly infect the world with a disease that makes almost 99% of the population infertile, thus, over many years, eliminating mankind from the planet.

[Shadow 0]

3 word story is just a shitfest we have had like 3 of them in the past. At least here you actually gotta think about some clever questions, cmon Skeff you can't be serious.

kill in console.

3 word story

kill in console.

He just ended the story.

Infect the world so the 1% that survives doesn't fuck the world up again.

Would you rather:

be forced to watch a 30m video of the worst sex / porn fetish (whichever that is for your tastes)

or

be in teamspeak for 15m with biggles eating and talking, lewis blowholing his mic, Mintlou singing queen songs, me on a loop saying ok den and Chris lord spouting the dankest memes and screamers WHILE your volume is all the way up. All of them have immunity from bans,kicks,mutes, etc..

[Fluxy 1,660]

Watch the porn defs, all the other stuff gives me far too much of a headache and I can just shut my eyes.

Would you rather watch someone throw your PC out the window or watch someone stamp your phone into pieces

[Storm 84]

Watch the porn defs, all the other stuff gives me far too much of a headache and I can just shut my eyes.

Would you rather watch someone throw your PC out the window or watch someone stamp your phone into pieces

I'd rather watch someone break my phone, my PC is more expensive xD.

Would you rather get nailed 5 needles in your right(if you are right-handed, left hand if you are left-handed) hand or have a lot of little cuts all over your fingers on both of your hands?

[Lewis 1,276]

little cuts surely? I'd imagine they'd hurt a lot less than having nails put into my hand

Would you rather:

Find biggles at an internet cafe on the OB forums in logged out mode wanking and crying, of which you record

OR

Have your favourite meal made for you by your favourite mother of another ob regular, happy endings maybe

[Fluxy 1,660]

Have my meal made for me, I would use that as my in for the sex making and the make that on regular watch...would out strip the satisfaction of seeing Biggles wanking in hidden mode any day of the week.

Would you rather lose a mix due to a stupid mistake (eg going for the knife on the last round) and have Mitch go full Scottish on you for a good 5 minutes or say something only for Venga to strip your argument to peices and humiliate you in front of a full teamspeak channel full of the new bloods

[Skeff 289]

I'd lose the mix, I have that guy muted and ignored in most places anyway so it wouldn't make much of a difference to me. Even if he wasn't muted you can easily drone out other peoples voices.

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

[FlutterByeBullet 2]

1 Horse sized duck (i'd tame it once i kicked its ass then i could fly where i want)

Would you rather pull 3 fingernails off or pull 3 toenails off? (you have to pull the whole nail off like this

)

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Toe-nails, as whilst that mad hurts, they're not as integral as fingernails in the age of shoes.

Would you rather be punched in the gooch REALLY hard or hit in the face with a cricket bat?

[Marty 0]

I'd take the punch, my face needs to remain pretty.

Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured poop or poop flavoured chocolate?

[Lorcan 0]

Poop flavoured chocolate

Would you rather have sex with your mum in your girlfriends body or your girlfriend in your mums body?

[Dave 2]

Poop flavoured chocolate

Would you rather have sex with your mum in your girlfriends body or your girlfriend in your mums body?

Neither, I would jump off a cliff you sick fuck (jks).

Would you rather have all the knowledge in the world but suffer from chronic headaches or have some knowledge and only suffer from minor headaches?

[Rachel 385]

Some knowledge because i could just learn more as i go through my life.

If you could only eat 1 type of food in the World would you rather eat Jungle animals (Monkeys,Insects,etc.) or eat some exotic seafood that is not stuff like squid,salmon,cod, etc. (Popular fish basically).

[Bard 1]

Escargots :))

Would you rather eat a whole kitchen table or a whole television?

[Marty 0]

Table, less sharp.

Would you rather work at McDonalds and make 2k a week or work in your dream job for minimum wage?