Would you rather?

[Doomblade94 50]

Rope

Sex with Tiny's "banging hot" (<--according to Olimar) 17-year-old sister

or

Sex with Emma Watson?

[JDOG 0]

Emma Watson

would you rather

be immune to fall damage

or

be immune to burns and drowning

[Skeff 289]

Fall damage

Go to Carcasonne or Perpignan?

[Dave 2]

Perpigan

And Fluxy IE is so shit, firefox is the best and I have to agree with you on chrome, that browser is the lowest of the low.

Pro rebeller or pro ct?

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Pro rebel(ler*). It's more swag. I'll leave the pro-CTing to that evil pair, Tiny and Biggles.

Be pro at reading or pro at writing?

*rebeller is not a word, God damn you, Jailbreak community!

[Tiny 16]

This cancer was unlocked? NOOO

[Doomblade94 50]

Pro at writing, cuz I've spent several months wirting an erotic comedy for the server.

sex with or without lubricants?

[Professor 0]

Trick question.

No matter what you have sex with there is lubricant.

[Fluxy 1,660]

The anus produces no natural lubricant...bite the pillow, im going in dry as it were.

Ear infection or eye infection?

[giant_cheesepuff 95]

It would have to be an Ear Infection.

Would you rather eat a bucket of Peanut butter or 30 pounds of cheese in one sitting?

[JDOG 0]

30 pounds of cheese. dat shit is tasty

molested by jimmy saville

or

molested by Doomblade

Choose carefully

[Professor 0]

Once again trick question.

Doomblade >= Jimmy Saville.

If the universe of Pokemon were real. Would you rather be an immensely powerful Pokemon or a relatively good Pokemon trainer?

[Fluxy 1,660]

Pokémon trainer, Don't want to be shut into a ball 99% of my short angry life

Computer chair or bar stool?

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Bar stall. Get dem fine bitches on my face, when not occupied smelly man-ass like 80% of the time.

blaze it fgt eryday #420, or honk your horn if you love Jesus?

[Doomblade94 50]

Once again trick question.

Doomblade > John Wayne Gaycy > Jimmy Saville.

Fixed ^

If the universe of Pokemon were real. Would you rather be an immensely powerful Pokemon or a relatively good Pokemon trainer?

If the Multiverse Theory is true, then there is already a pokemon universe...

Back on topic...

Honk my horn since I'm a Catholic and therefore follow the ways of Jesus.

Yes, I know, it is contradictory for me to also be sexually molesting children and hitting on hot-ass women, but lust is only the second layer of Hell, so I think I should be OK.

Assassinate Justin Beiber or Zac Efron?