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ontop of the INCREDIBLE bot integration you can now invite people to listen to music at the same time as you and why are we currently PAYING to use an inferior service? because the owner is too scared to make what would be a somewhat unpopular, positive choice and people are too niave and complacent to transfer to a platform which is superior by miles.

bladerunner A Largely Unscripted Comedy Detailing the Experiences of a Pair of Ignorant and Excessively Hirsute People from a Remote Underdeveloped Region of Central Asia as they Explore the More Civilised Areas of the Planet and Attempt to Comprehend the Niceties of their Culture; Humour Results from the Inevitable Clash of Beliefs and the Comedically Exaggerated Prejudice Displayed by the Protagonist (Ironically Himself Portrayed by a Noted Jewish Comedian); Featuring a Lengthy and Important Subplot in which the Protagonist Seeks an Encounter With Pamela Anderson Following the Unexpected Death of his Wife, Numerous Failed Attempts to Understand the Nature of Sarcasm, and Several Assorted Scenes of Gratuitous and Very Likely Undesired Nudity.

that's funny

OH NO what the fuck is my team

ty guys :)

i'd told multiple people about my birthday on the run up to it even today i've poked people asking them to make me a thread there is one hour left of my birthday and no thread this actually hurts my feelings anyway, it's my birthday, if any of you even care 18

honestly im fucking done ajwbfoauwb

when i suggest an elo based system, say that there are websites that do this, i get nt brigaded and told it's a bad idea, when it turns out faceit does literally this everyone wants to use it? wat

ur fucking wrong kid

this seems like the wrong thing to advocate for why not advocate that people shouldn't care about appearance, most of those things are removable too, the employer could simply say "please don't wear these things at work" and the employee could go "ok yes sir" and everything would be good, as for tattoos and pierced ears they're more permanent, people shouldn't lose out because of a choice they made in the past, furthermore i'd maintain that if you were hiring for a punk nightclub or something you shouldn't be able to require these things the right to own private property and run a business is granted by the state (which should be an extension of the people), when you sell things to people you're granted these rights under certain conditions, one of these conditions that we've decided upon is not to discriminate over ridiculous things, the idea that because the belief is religious makes it more valid is horseshit, why is someone's religious belief more valid than my (hypothetical) "i believe i should be allowed to not serve black people because they're an inferior race" belief, both premises are equally as silly. if you're a baker and someone asks you to put "glory to god" and you turned around and said "uh no this goes against my non-religious beliefs" you should be fined and if you keep doing it you should have your bakery seized. OPINIONS: star wars is not sci-fi (or good), tim farron is not a cuck, abolish the monarchy, the uk should be split up, brexit is a good thing, tweep did nothing wrong, brave antifasupersoldiers are heroes

you're a fucking idiot

also cryptocurrency is a terrible thing I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?” “Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.” “Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.” He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.” “Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.” I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside. “Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t. “Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up. “Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?” It didn’t seem like they did. “Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.” Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing. I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it. “Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled. Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him. “Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen. I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!” He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose. “All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.” “Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy. “Because I was afraid.” “Afraid?” “Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.” I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head. “Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.” He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

transphobia ban him some of them have gender dysphoria and need to to feel comfortable

it's okay 6/10

holy shit guys real autism

it'd be bants

there's literally nothing wrong with making a thread for your video you fucking retards

https://rankade.com/ use one of the many ranking systems available on the internet to calculate ELO within gathers and tournaments this will allow you to calculate how good people are in relation to one another in OB instead of relying on the WORST ranking system (Valve's) and your own (biased) opinions, as more and more games are played this will get better and better, and it'll be fun to compare your elo to your fellow members elo and watch as people try to take the #1 spot from others i'm gonna start doing this with the league gathers, and see how it works

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headhunter you're not gonna get un event banned if you're being a twat in threads you fucking mong if you want to play just admit to it and apologise holy shit fucking retard