I'm not the man I was

[Lewis 1,276]

I got raided.

Hard.

So I queued into an afternoon Matchmaking after getting back from town.

First thing I notice is a guy opening about 15 cases. Finally he gets an Asiimov and opens another 10. I look to the top right and see "3000 viewers". After a quick look at the streamer, I notice he's Russian.

So the first half flies by, we win it 8-7 on CT side D2, he's apparently getting mad every time I kill him. (Will edit in his past broadcast when it comes up)

I start seriously owning him on t side, literally entry fragging him 3 or 4 times in a row, every time saying "gj ruski" beginning to troll him hard.

We draw the game 15-15, he's a pro ruski player and global elite.

After I come out, twist pms me:

http://gyazo.com/0c514a3f079f0dc41cb9295c82b546df

I literally have 130 comments on my profile in 3 minutes, and about 100 invites. Quickly I make my profile comments friends only, but the damage is done. 50 pages of the Russian army. I deleted about 13, but I'm keeping the rest as evidence of the russian army incase valve trade bans me (basically they all reported me) for:

http://gyazo.com/cebd1a0ba74c93fa17106ab39f54fc49

See my profile here and have a look through the comments if you want, some are HILARIOUS: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197984161317

e.g's:

WALOMRAVIN 22 minutes ago

BAN TRADE FUCK UR MOM BITCH BAN TRADE FUCK UR MOM BITCH BAN TRADE FUCK UR MOM BITCH BAN TRADE FUCK UR MOM BITCH BAN TRADE FUCK UR MOM BITCH BAN TRADE FUCK UR MOM BITCH BAN TRADE FUCK UR MOM BITCH

artengus #csGOD 13 minutes ago

your mother wil death under speed

Я ТВОЮ МАТЬ ЕБАЛ В ЖОПУ СЫН ПЬЯНОЙ АКУШЕРКИ -> Translated to: I fucking fucked in the ass drunk SON Midwives

Let's hope I survive this army. =[

[Jamie 2,319]

artengus #csGOD 13 minutes ago

your mother wil death under speed ебучий даун

huets suck you pussy bitch hahaha

[mitch 457]

oh. my. god.

[Lewis 1,276]

http://www.twitch.tv/shurzg/v/5307994

this is the broadcast

match is dust2 and starts about 2:58:00, i wrote out all the timings on hltv but the thread got deleted

2nd round ct side, 2nd to last round ct side, then pretty much the last 6 rounds on t side, at one point he goes through my entire inventory "enjoy trade ban"

funny to watch if uve got like 30m

[Fluxy 1,660]

Lmao Lewis amazing

[Stiqqy 592]

Fat russian streamer, omg thank you for linking it

[Lewis 1,276]

I sing at halftime and end btw

[UnSeen 1,036]

I watched the map through, bearing the Russian voices all the way through - the part where he goes and searches through your inventory just does it for me lel

That and 'your mother wil death under speed' lmao

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

omg this is great.

Also wtf, he kind of looks like a fat, shit Russian SonyTwan.

edit: LOL, "I won't becooome a cykaaa.'

[Stiqqy 592]

I watched the map through, bearing the Russian voices all the way through - the part where he goes and searches through your inventory just does it for me lel

That and 'your mother wil death under speed' lmao

The end is the best, when lewis hits him with the gj and the russian hits back with gj, fuck u, u suck, kingdom. also when the russian is singing in tunnels and lewis rekts him, he just bounces in his chair raging

[Eraser 1,039]

Nicely trolled Lewis, he seems genuinely upset lol, enjoy trade ban and 20 pages of willies

Edited May 22, 2015 by Guest

[Wist 376]

Lmfao, get twitch staff to ban his stream

[mitch 457]

everyone report him see if he gets his sub removed would be funny as fuck

[Jamie 2,319]

everyone report him see if he gets his sub removed would be funny as fuck

they wont remove his sub button, i know of streamers with sub buttons who have been banned from twitch like 3 or 4 times and they don't remove it.

[Dave 2]

Do you reckon you will actually get a trade ban???

I love Russian streamers like this, they get so butt hurt over being killed.