Offical OB Poetry Thread, troubled souls only

[Biggles 44]

Gingle's is the best so far

[Wist 376]

2/10 but nice colour

[Jake <3 0]

You need to find a hobby.

Edit from Fluxy's, because it rly was good.

On the first day of Outbreak, Biggles gave to me - A shitty social life

On the second day of Outbreak, Biggles gave to me - 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the third day of Outbreak, Biggles gave to me - 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the fourth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the fifth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the sixth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the seventh day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 7 Andrews hiding, 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the eighth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 8 Mintlous moaning, 7 Andrews hiding, 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the ninth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 9 Jamie's joking, 8 Mintlous moaning, 7 Andrews hiding, 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the tenth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 10 Wists are winning, 9 Jamie's joking, 8 Mintlous moaning, 7 Andrews hiding, 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the eleventh day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 11 Dra1Ns a dribblin, 10 Wists are winning, 9 Jamie's joking, 8 Mintlous moaning, 7 Andrews hiding, 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the twelfth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 12 Vodos spamming, 11 Dra1Ns a dribblin, 10 Wists are winning, 9 Jamie's joking, 8 Mintlous moaning, 7 Andrews hiding, 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

[Proxima 1]

Nice one! I liked it. How long have you been thinking on it Gingle?

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

May I remind you that this is a poetry thread. Not a christmas carol recreation thread.

[Fluxy 1,660]

Came up with the original, Gingle comes in, changes a few lines and put in some pretty colours and everybody loves it

sadtimes :(

[Professor 0]

Came up with the original, Gingle comes in, changes a few lines and put in some pretty colours and everybody loves it

sadtimes :(

There there fluxy.

Unrecognized genius.

[Tiny 16]

Bump, we need to display our angst through the medium of poetry.

There was a young man called Kriss

Whose server did cause us to hiss?

He changed the airspeed

Made us bhoppers bleed?

Cause we couldn't jump properly anymore.

Man i suck at poetry.

[Jake <3 0]

The Almighty Bhop Nerf is no great tragedy. It is a sorrow, to be sure, but not of the magnitude of the almighty server downtime.

May we never forget.

Bump, we need to display our angst through the medium of poetry.

There was a young man called Kriss

Whose server did cause us to hiss?

He changed the airspeed

Made us bhoppers bleed?

Cause we couldn't jump properly anymore.

Man i suck at poetry.

[Tiny 16]

A poem is needed to express the metamorphosis of mild mannered and pure Jake into the dark shadow of a thing that remains, consumed by hate and anger.

[Biggles 44]

There was a young man named Tiny

Whos sister was rather Finey

I spunked on her tits

and blew her to bits

and now its stuck in her hiney

[Tiny 16]

I hate/love you.

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

That was a horrible but v. good limerick

[HoneyMuffin 0]

Oh Gumzter,

How I want to thump ya,

You're so good at surf,

when I am the worst,

So all I can do is curse.

Oh gaffeR,

How I love your laughter,

Ashowns and you,

you are two,

the best of friends,

but you screw with each other to the ends.

Tiny you are so sexy,

so could you and go fetchy,

a couple of jonnys,

for a few pennies,

it doesn't matter if they're cheap,

I'll still weep.

Much love :D

[Biggles 44]

One day a young man named Jamie

Met a young woman call Amy

They both fell in love

So Biggles gave them a shove

And now they're both rather lamey