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Offical OB Poetry Thread, troubled souls only

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The OB community can obviously lift

Other jb servers can just shift

We make other survers look like a mess

So gibe socila life pe el es.

Our admins came on so the freekillers vanished (the kiddies went quiet)

So if your a hater just join banished (or riot)

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Outbreak has seen many (back)stabs with a knife

Unfortunately I am imprisoned for life

Twist is no more

Biggles finished another chore

Raze has become a big shot

Eagle still bans a lot

Anyway this community is fine

Kriss keeps everything in line

yay for the internet.

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The OB community can obviously lift

Other jb servers can just shift

We make other survers look like a mess

So gibe socila life pe el es.

Our admins came on so the freekillers vanished (the kiddies went quiet)

So if your a hater just join banished (or riot)

I love you neByy

That poem was fucking win

Sit on my penis

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In a dark dusty corner of a long lost jail

The people of outbreak come out to hail

Their long lost solves, of poets so true

Or an excuse to be racist, and blame it on you

It was jake first they say, that fat old fool

And then tiny, the man who loves an old haiku

He's a banker you know, they ruined the land

Turned water into wine and then back into sand (I panicked here)

From the shade stepped Mintlou, wielding an acronym

Oh surely the master of them is Him?

He impressed our lord biggles,

filled him with giggles

Raze came next, and dived straight in to the kinky

I hear tell that for him, that means the stinky

Even shadow was here, following the path

of using an acronym to give us a good laugh

But we may all take great pride and stand tall

Our poetry beats fluxy's - it seems after all.

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I was laughing at Wist's... I'm gonna write another

The Outbreak community, a place for smiles and laughs

Until Riot gets involved and makes the servers crash

The fun and games are stopped

Because of some queer cocks

Back to the members of the Outbreak place

Where many have shown their ugly face

Jordan with his blackberry proud as can be

All day bbm-ing still not met one as nice as me

Tiny and his hippo, to take over the world

Thinks that making sex references, will one day get him a girl

Out of the troll land steps a fine Biggles

From Wales or something, isn't that a giggle?

From Scotland comes fLuXy, the land of the cold

He is not the sort to believe you can find a pot of gold

Then we have Wist, brother of Twist

He said follow the rules, ya get the gist

Very likeable that Wist guy,

All friendly and stuff, just like I

Suddenly from nowhere jumps a young Raze

Who should find something else to do and not waste his days

But don't forget Daemonic, for he is a donator,

Ahh, who cares he is a traitor

There used to be a polishman,

Who no one could understand

He went with babbymonkey

Now covered in his spunky

Fear not people, we have a McLovin

For when he commands everyone is cummin'

His second in command, sir Kriss

Probably not interested in poetry, so will never see this

Only one CT left, 20 terrorists remain

There's no hope in commanding, it's only one game

Remember when tweep commanded?

No one moved screamed or shouted

And I'll add more when I have the time

But for now ladies and gents. Goodbye

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