Offical OB Poetry Thread, troubled souls only

[ThorbenBAMF 18]

The staff

Kriss the worker. But who is to notice?

McLovin the.. Do your exams broh! Stop reading this!?

Jamie the keen. But why should he try so hard? What would he gain?

Gaz the brother. He'll always tell you to cut the crap and stop fucking around.

Eagle the banner. Who's the next to get banned?

Honest Biggles. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth.

Sholto the friendly. You really should get to know this guy!

TinyTerror the conversation starter. How you doing Tiny?

Jordan the unique. Stands out because he's special (If you know what I mean lololol)

JDOG is missing. Come back JDOG. We miss you.

Thomas the voice of Outbreak. That voice...

Gumzter the bad ass mother fucker who does all the hard work and is super sexy and isn't just writing this because it's his own post...

TheOst the "I won't be able to come to this meeting guys."

Cocky Fluxy. But he's only cocky because he knows everybody loves him.

InMyLife the quiet. Open up and let everyone get to know you.

Wist's sister. Clearly the only reason he's mod. (She's smoking)

Sir_Conor my partner. After I wrote that I realized how gay it sounds. But I'll keep it. It's deep...

[ThomasR 1]

Vodo is trying

His very best,

Maybe he'll learn

He loves kanye west. :}

Thomas the voice of Outbreak. That voice...

THE KING HAS SPOKEN.

[Fluxy 1,660]

Riley's mum infused her breast milk with testosterone, his voice broke when he was 5 years old, he know has the voice of an old wise man.

[Raze 0]

i could have sex with yours, conors and landsharks voice (dat scottish)

[Tiny 16]

Ahahaha.

Grats on the 10th page guys - a haiku to celebrate.

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We made it you guys

Ten pages of poetry

We're all so hipster.

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[Shadow 0]

Now make one for all the OB members gumzter. At least that way I will get mentioned once somewhere.

[Biggles 44]

Shadow moves through the night unseen by all

Some may say hes just really small

But in the darkness he will Crawl

As he makes you his punching ball

[Wist 376]

The staff

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Wist's sister. .

Naturally my only mention is not even me...

[Shadow 0]

Shadow moves through the night unseen by all

Some may say hes just really small

But in the darkness he will Crawl

As he makes you his punching ball

Thank you kind sir. Now I feel loved.

[Tiny 16]

Shadow is good,

Shadow is nice,

Now here's a pot,

of egg fried rice.

[Professor 0]

Tiny is bad.

He can't seem to rhyme.

It makes me sad.

But at least he's in time.

[ThomasR 1]

Professor is jealous,

He just doesn't learn,

One day he will see,

He has great concern.

[Tiny 16]

Riley is young

But sounds about thirty

he's a big fella

and makes my pants dirty.

[Biggles 44]

Tiny has a really hot sister

I just want to fist her

Hes trying to keep us apart

But he knows it is smart

I'll buy her a thong

So she'll suck my slong

I'll take her back to my place

Where she'll have to embrace

The power that is my cock

It will make her squawk

She'll get on her knees

And she'll feel the breeze

The Jizz runs down her spine

The Jizz that is mine

Her name is Chloe

and she gave me a blowey.

[Tiny 16]

Tiny has a really hot sister

I just want to fist her

Hes trying to keep us apart

But he knows it is smart

I'll buy her a thong

So she'll suck my slong

I'll take her back to my place

Where she'll have to embrace

The power that is my cock

It will make her squawk

She'll get on her knees

And she'll feel the breeze

The Jizz runs down her spine

The Jizz that is mine

Her name is Chloe

and she gave me a blowey.

0/10.