Offical OB Poetry Thread, troubled souls only

[Proxima 1]

Oh, Outbreak,

A few of your regulars gave me a headache,

But when RIOT came on the internet,

All the little children were put to bed,

We are purifying the server,

With the help of RIOT, our Life-Preserver.

With Daemonic out of our community,

We all were given another oppurtunity,

His annoying voice is no longer,

It makes us already feel stronger,

I suggest he gets a perm-ban,

It is for the best of every man,

As much as we dislike Daemonic,

This community sings harmonic,

"Now that you are gone,

This community can move on",

And I can tell you with happyness:

....

STAY THE FUCK OUT

[Wist 376]

On the tenth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me- 10 Wists a winning

[Fluxy 1,660]

It was orginally going to be

ten wists a fisting

but then I thought that would be too far

[ThomasR 1]

Proxima that brought tears to my eyes.

Bravo sir.

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Proxima that brought tears to my eyes.

Bravo sir.

This, I do agree with.

[Professor 0]

Oh, Outbreak,

A few of your regulars gave me a headache,

But when RIOT came on the internet,

All the little children were put to bed,

We are purifying the server,

With the help of RIOT, our Life-Preserver.

With Daemonic out of our community,

We all were given another oppurtunity,

His annoying voice is no longer,

It makes us already feel stronger,

I suggest he gets a perm-ban,

It is for the best of every man,

As much as we dislike Daemonic,

This community sings harmonic,

"Now that you are gone,

This community can move on",

And I can tell you with happyness:

....

STAY THE FUCK OUT

Put this to the music of The dragonborn comes and you've got yourself an epic ballad.

8/10

[JDOG 0]

Outbreak is good

Outbreak is fine

Outbreak is epic

Does this even rhyme?

[Wist 376]

To quote flight of the conchords:

Yes, technically yes

[Tiny 16]

Excellent gentlemen, excellent. More please.

[Shadow 0]

OB is the best without a doubt

Raze got headshotted by my scout

next 2 are for Raze to fill in ( and then he gives it to some1 else ) best game ever?

[Raze 0]

The hardest of all is my wang

Shall we all just have a gang-bang?

[Fluxy 1,660]

Listen to Landshark rage over my headset

its cause he is dead...I bet

[GiNGL3 0]

1 bar missing from dat 1 fluxi,

GiNGL3 picks up an M3,

He flies around high as can be,

Along came a newb beneath his feet,

Who got just owned coz GiNGL3 is L33t

[GiNGL3 0]

Edit from Fluxy's, because it rly was good.

On the first day of Outbreak, Biggles gave to me - A shitty social life

On the second day of Outbreak, Biggles gave to me - 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the third day of Outbreak, Biggles gave to me - 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the fourth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the fifth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the sixth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the seventh day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 7 Andrews hiding, 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the eighth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 8 Mintlous moaning, 7 Andrews hiding, 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the ninth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 9 Jamie's joking, 8 Mintlous moaning, 7 Andrews hiding, 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the tenth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 10 Wists are winning, 9 Jamie's joking, 8 Mintlous moaning, 7 Andrews hiding, 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the eleventh day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 11 Dra1Ns a dribblin, 10 Wists are winning, 9 Jamie's joking, 8 Mintlous moaning, 7 Andrews hiding, 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

On the twelfth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me - 12 Vodos spamming, 11 Dra1Ns a dribblin, 10 Wists are winning, 9 Jamie's joking, 8 Mintlous moaning, 7 Andrews hiding, 6 Raze's raging, 5 Pro's pwning, 4 slain CTs, 3 muted T's, 2 monis ploX and a shitty social life

[FateMaker 0]

It starts out as Biggles doing things and then it just ends with other people doing things... 1-4 good, rest of it, not so good.