Offical OB Poetry Thread, troubled souls only

[Jake <3 0]

Oh jailbreak server,

Why do others hurt you so?

I miss you dearly.

Oh jailbreak server,

Without you, we have only surf,

Which is so much worse.

Oh jailbreak server,

Why does your web host despair?

Is it the DDOS?

Oh jailbreak server,

I shall see you soon, I'm sure,

For fun, games, and more.

- Jake <3

In case it wasn't obvious enough, English was my lowest grade at GCSE, and I didn't take it further.

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

That, that was beautiful. But I'm cheesed off at the moment. Stupid people who get revenge on a Counter Strike community server.

[Jake <3 0]

That, that was beautiful. But I'm cheesed off at the moment. Stupid people who get revenge on a Counter Strike community server.

Indeed. Although, we can all write songs around the campfire if we wish.

[MR.BARREL 0]

Why was the jailbreak server down?

[Fluxy 1,660]

Get with the times man, we got DDosd by some butthurt kids

[Lewis 1,276]

His brother, the surf surfer is our current hope.

[Tiny 16]

Your poetry sucks

But don't worry, mine is worse

Is this a haiku?

o.O

[Jake <3 0]

Your poetry sucks

But don't worry, mine is worse

Is this a haiku?

o.O

Yes yes yes yes yes,

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes,

Yes yes yes. Yes yes.

[Wist 376]

Your poetry sucks

But don't worry, mine is worse

Is this a haiku?

o.O

Tiny you beautiful beautiful man.

[Tiny 16]

Maybe from now on

We should all write in Haiku

Lovely poetry

:>

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

Oh the fun we have on jailbreak

"Underneath the cell stairs" Is something we often do, give or take

T's do LR is a bit of fun

But when it's me I just tend to run

Retards are around, a mute is issued

Everyone knows, tweep still cries with his tissues

All follow the rules or you'll be banned

Kriss knows this as he shakes McLovin's hand

Ta Da.

[Biggles 44]

Everyone knows, tweep still cries with his tissues

10/10

[Tiny 16]

Not bad, i declare this thread as the official Outbreak poetry thread.

Only dark, troubled and edgy people allowed.

[Fluxy 1,660]

I like it mintlou, i like it alot

[Fluxy 1,660]

Some people got upset and started a RIOT

They were annoyed and refused to keep it quiet

money went missing, they needed to blame

so it was to us that they came to flame.

They said it was biggles

which caused us all to have a fit of giggles

He pointed out their flaws

to which we gave him a round of applause

Turned out it was actually Bob Lee Swagger

Who was responsible with his cloak and dagger

and now RIOT is definatly

keeping quiet

Got an A in my English Higher...litteraly the best i could do