Offical OB Poetry Thread, troubled souls only

[Fluxy 1,660]

I manged to make Biggles rhyme

[Tiny 16]

Hahahaha Mintlou, that was great.

"Fear not people, we have a McLovin

For when he commands everyone is cummin'"

@Jake

Don't worry about failing your haiku

I'm a master of poetry kung-fu

The best thing about you and me

Is that J will always <3 T

:D??

[Jamie 2,319]

u see dat kriss? U are apparently second in command to Mclovin.

How does that make u feel? :(

[Wist 376]

He impressed our lord biggles,

filled him with giggles

I liked nothing rhymes with biggles more. :'(

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

He impressed our lord biggles,

filled him with giggles

I liked nothing rhymes with biggles more. :'(

I laughed at the exact bit,

It was like, okay, now it's Biggle's turn...

Nothing rhymes with Biggles = Give up.

[Wist 376]

Someone write a server down poem

[Raze 0]

The servers are down

The news made me frown

finish it for me pls

[Wist 376]

The servers are down

The news made me frown

finish it for me pls

lmao

[Fluxy 1,660]

On the first day of Outbreak, Biggles said to me-u habe no socila liyfe

On the second day of Outbreak, biggles said to me- gibe moni

On the third day of Outbreak, Biggles gave to me – 3 muted ts

On the fourth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me – 4 slain CTs

On the fifth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me- FIIIIIVE PR00 CCCTS ON AIRSHIP

On the sixth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me- 6 Razes Raging

On the seventh day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me- 7 Andrews Hiding

On the eighth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me- 8 Mintlous moaning

On the ninth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me- 9 Jamies joking

On the tenth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me- 10 Wists a winning

On the eleventh day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me- 11 Dra1Ns a crying

On the twelfth day of Outbreak Biggles gave to me- 12 Vodos spamming

Because quite simply, I have too much time on my hands, but really, its god awful, I dont think its even possible to sing smoothly, I gave it a try and I can sort of do it but not really.

[mitch 457]

that was so bad fluxy

[Professor 0]

that was so bad fluxy

+1

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

I tried my hardest Fluxy but I fear it may be pretty unsalvageable. :( But I enjoy the Christmas vibe.

[Professor 0]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Jailbreak is fucked

So pornhub will do

[Fluxy 1,660]

At least I tried

*edit

Roses are red

violets are blue

Pornhub is boring

show your ugly face thread will have to do

[FateMaker 0]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Jailbreak is fucked

So pornhub will do

Agreed!