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UNOFFICIAL OB MOCK ELECTION

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A NEW AGE IS UPON US, THE END OF BRITAIN'S MEMBERSHIP OF THE EU, SCARY WATERS LIE AHEAD.

WHO DO YOU ENTRUST THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM TOO?

PARTIES

CONSERVATIVE - LEADER: UNSEEN

LABOUR - LEADER: CHRIS LORD

LIB DEM - LEADER: DAFFY DUCK

SNP - LEADER: FLUXY

GREEN PARTY - LEADER: FOUR20

UKIP - LEADER: MINTLOU

PLAID CYMRU - LEADER: RHYSE1317

LIBERAL PARTY - LEADER: JAMESG

BRITISH UNION OF FASCISTS - LEADER: KEIJI MOTORI

(TALK TO ME ABOUT BECOMING LEADER)

Edited by Chris Lord

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SNIDE, SNARK, LIBERAL BOURGEOIS PARTY (SSLBP) - VENGA

For those who went to the right university, have the right accent, and the right opinions, look no further. If you don't fit the prior criteria, fear not, we are always eager to win the hearts and minds of aspirational hypocrites on the rise. If you have the right opinion, and can make snarky comments at people who are clearly less intelligent than you, and swiftly flee/deflect once you're confronted with facts, we're the party for you.

Strictly NO plebs/povos/idiots - we're there to help them, not represent them. 

Edited by VENGA BUS

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