haydo 0 Posted January 30, 2014 Just be honest fluxy, Tell them the truth "Sometimes I cry after sex and sometimes I say I love you when I’m about to orgasm but that’s because I love anything and anyone when I’m on the verge of climaxing. I love famine and poverty and drug epidemics and wars and stuff. After I’ve finished, I’ll smile meekly at you and be like, “JK? Get out of my bed.” So other than the tears and “I love you” I think I’m a really special person and you’d be lucky to sleep with someone like me." Just copy and paste it mate Quote Share this post Link to post
Jak 1,381 Posted February 23, 2014 The latest one; she is a 22 year old (...really?) Catholic who labels her personality as "chef" and is unemployed. I think she's stolen Zeus. And has someone hiding behind her curtains. Seems like she doesn't like dirty pictures. I'm going to respect her wishes and not send her any or ask her for any. I especially won't ask her for any. In fact I don't think I will ask her anything at all. Quote Share this post Link to post
M1nt-l0u 1,235 Posted February 23, 2014 Never has the old saying of dogs looking like their owners been more true with this one. Quote Share this post Link to post
Skeff 289 Posted February 23, 2014 Seems like she doesn't like dirty pictures. I'm going to respect her wishes and not send her any or ask her for any. I especially won't ask her for any. In fact I don't think I will ask her anything at all. She respects her body with cake and chocolate Quote Share this post Link to post
gaffeR 1,380 Posted February 23, 2014 Jack WTF, did she mean 22 stone? or age? Good luck with that 1! Quote Share this post Link to post
Gaz 13 Posted February 25, 2014 umm.... are we sure that isn't gaffer? Quote Share this post Link to post
Biggles 44 Posted February 25, 2014 And has someone hiding behind her curtains. Quote Share this post Link to post