BubbaFlappies 0 Posted December 25, 2012 "This unit is a flippin ninja" Oh, I get the reference! Anyway, my biggest "oh fuck" moment. I was about 10, and I had a slingshot. I thought I was amazing because of it. I was round at a friend's house on his trampoline and trying to hit a sign with the slingshot. It was a windy day and when I fired the stone, it curved and smashed straight through a double glazed patio door. I've never been so scared iin my life. (I know it's shitty, but i'm not an exciting boy) Quote Share this post Link to post
Swagger 0 Posted December 29, 2012 I have none of OH FUCK moments except once i farted loudly in a church full of people Quote Share this post Link to post
GiNGL3 0 Posted December 29, 2012 My biggest what the fuck moment when I had my drivers lincence for about a month and was in my dads car witha friend of mine. We had to stop for the trafic light on a crossroad. I had to go left, the traficlight whent green and without even thinking I turned left not realising the cars from the opposite site were comming aswell. I litterly almost crashed the car into the oposing car drivers. I panicked and gave more gaz and whent faster and avoided the cars but that nearly got me killed aswell since I was driving in the direction of a pole. I instantly turned right again and was on the road I had to be.I should not be driving. That being said I will never make that mistake again. Ahaha, made me lol, reminds me of Enfield, A10 14 Years ago, there was always this nut, EVERY MORNING, that went down the outbound side of the road to get into Enfield just to be "on-time", he never once got caught and he did it for 4 years, what a ledge. Should try it more often Lovin. Quote Share this post Link to post
Nunjah 0 Posted January 1, 2013 Stuck in an elevator for 50min with a family of 5 and a dog... it was on my B-DAY! Quote Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted January 1, 2013 I found it diffiuclt to click on the little "4" to view this page, it was so small and my mouse was so jerky :((((( Quote Share this post Link to post
Skeff 289 Posted January 4, 2013 My life is so crap compared to you guys Quote Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted January 4, 2013 >be 18 >on the bus >see this girl i really really like sat in front of me >letsdothis.jpg >walk up behind girl as getting off bus >lean down to kiss her on the cheek >random person i've never seen before stares up at me IN HORROR >And to my surprise >She did the mash >She did the monster mash Quote Share this post Link to post
Shadow 0 Posted January 4, 2013 >driving home >foggy window >didn't turn heater on >barely see anything >see the road split up to left and right but not straight forward >turn left like crazy >avoid near death ( or car crash ) >open the car door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur Quote Share this post Link to post
Lewis 1,276 Posted January 4, 2013 Getting charged by most of year 11 on the field when i was in year 7/8 on a snow day Have a car door slide onto my finger Run down a cliff thinking the last bit was a 2 foot jump, it was 8 feet and my biggest one was when i rubbed chilli on my penis by accident 2 Jamie and Wist reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
Professor 0 Posted January 4, 2013 I was dicking about in the garden when I was small. It was summer holidays and I was too small for the internets so the outdoors had to do. Ultimate boredom. Decide to try and get into shed and look at all the cool stuff I wasn't allowed to play with. Finally manage to get a window open by jiggling the lock open for hours. Find a pitchfork and escape shed through said window. Try throwing it like a javelin. Lands in grass with satisfying stabby noise. Continue lobbing pitchfork around. Get too excited/hyper. Throw pitchfork directly up in the air. Oh fuck. Look at pitchfork as it glides gracefully past my face. Watch as pitchfork continues downward journey past wiener and knee caps. Spectate silently as pitchfork stabs through shoe. Stand there in utter horror. Face drained of blood, naut but fear. Stand there for 20 minutes. Thinking if I move it'll start hurting like fuck. Mum finally comes out. Sees what happened. Calls ambulance. Paramedics pull my foot and the pitchfork out of ground at same time. Still in shock. Look at foot. Not bleeding. lolwut Blade of pitchfork went through the gap between my toes. Fuck I have to go shoe shopping again. Quote Share this post Link to post
Lewis 1,276 Posted January 4, 2013 That was a pretty good oh fuck moment but the way it was written annoyed me Quote Share this post Link to post
Professor 0 Posted January 4, 2013 The more you know. I'll try to chill out on the return key. <3 Quote Share this post Link to post
Shadow 0 Posted January 4, 2013 I actually liked how it was written. Adds more tension. Quote Share this post Link to post
Professor 0 Posted January 4, 2013 Warning mixed messages received. Professor.exe has stopped working. Would you like to reboot? Quote Share this post Link to post