VENGA BUS 2,027 Posted January 8, 2013 fucking hell vodo hahahahhahahahah Quote Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted January 8, 2013 This one time i was fucking about with this machete in a wood and being all rambow n shit, chucked this machete at the tree, it rebounded straight into my leg, wanted to shout BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD but I dident, I have a picture of my jeans afterwards, will upload later Quote Share this post Link to post
VENGA BUS 2,027 Posted January 9, 2013 You had a machete in your leg, Fluxy? Were you hacking at da coke crops a la this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKJHltEI788 (please say 'yes'. Saying no is okay, but I like to imagine you were involved with, and escaped the horrific cocaine trade. Don't break my heart with the truth.) Quote Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted January 9, 2013 Vodo your stories make me so so so so happy. @Gaffer the exact same thing happened to me, except i was round my girlfriends house and it was the afternoon. She was going down on me, and her mum walked in, went to say hi then realised what was going on. Luckily she was cool about it. If there's one thing i miss about that girl, it's her mum lolololool. Quote Share this post Link to post
Proxima 1 Posted January 9, 2013 I get the feeling this tread becomes a Show-Off tread... Quote Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted January 9, 2013 There's nothing show-offy about getting head! Quote Share this post Link to post
Professor 0 Posted January 10, 2013 Unless you post it on a community post board. Quote Share this post Link to post
Jake <3 0 Posted January 10, 2013 When JB failed to come back after the expected 24hr. I think I'm kidding. Quote Share this post Link to post
TheCake 0 Posted January 11, 2013 I've got on, it stared me loaning my friend my math book and he rewarded me with a joint. I planed to smoke it at home but my bus was late so i went in a ally and light up them i cop walked by the and saw me smoking and then i went "aaawwww shit" he walked up to me and took the joint out of my mouth and took a drag and said "you should not be smoking cigarettes at your age". I just o_o and went on my bus. Quote Share this post Link to post
Gaz 13 Posted January 18, 2013 When I called the owner of a community a whore Quote Share this post Link to post
Professor 0 Posted January 18, 2013 When I called the owner of a community a whore Quote Share this post Link to post
Quinn 643 Posted January 20, 2013 I was playing lol and I decided it would be a brilliant idea to facecheck top lane tri-bush while they where all ss. Quote Share this post Link to post
Wist 376 Posted January 21, 2013 I was playing lol and I decided it would be a brilliant idea to facecheck top lane tri-bush while they where all ss. Quote Share this post Link to post