Dave 2 Posted September 26, 2012 Your wish comes true but your boss believes someone else did your work for you and you get fired. I wish for an Indian tatto on my forehead. Share this post Link to post
BubbaFlappies 0 Posted September 30, 2012 Instead, you get a tribal tattoo on your crotch. I wish for a pet parrot Share this post Link to post
Lewis 1,276 Posted September 30, 2012 Granted, but whenever you bring your friend/girl lady round to your home he shouts repeats rude words to them using their names. I wish for a refill of doritos every time i finish the bag. Share this post Link to post
I2EyeCu 0 Posted September 30, 2012 Gives you quavers instead. I wish for nutella that has no faults and will not have any form of bad luck attached to it. Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted September 30, 2012 You realise that you actually hate nutella when you eat it, throw up and die. I wish I could teleport (this one might have been done already, couldent be bothered checking) Share this post Link to post
Proxima 1 Posted September 30, 2012 You are the second who wants to teleport and you are as stupid as the previous one, which results getting stuck in a different time-space dimension as well.. (no offence) I wish I was small and everything was big (except TinyTerror ;D, oh and Gumzter nether, that way I can still crush him :p) Share this post Link to post
BubbaFlappies 0 Posted September 30, 2012 Your wish is granted, however, even those you didn't want to be big are, such as Tiny Terror. I wish I lived inside the pokemon universe Share this post Link to post
Dave 2 Posted September 30, 2012 You get your wish but you get burned alive by a Charmander. I wish that England will win the Autumn Internationals. Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted September 30, 2012 England dident win anything because they are rubbish...VIVA LA SCOTLAND (jokes(not really)) I wish I was a talented DJ Share this post Link to post
Bogs 0 Posted September 30, 2012 You turn out to be a talented DJ. But you are in a company which dj's for children, 9 hours a day playing hey macerena I wish I had everything Share this post Link to post
byronmullins 0 Posted October 1, 2012 You get everything but you put so much on the planet that you started the end of the world and everyone died I wish that no wish could go bad so i could have a wish and have that wish without having my wish go bad Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted October 1, 2012 Your wish is granted, you have a wish. You wish for no wish to go bad. Your wish is now used up and you live a solitary life as a tramp in an underpass. I wish 4, crazy strong arms. Share this post Link to post
BubbaFlappies 0 Posted October 1, 2012 You get your crazy strong arms, but because you don't know your own strength, it hurts to fap I wish I never gained or lost weight. Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted October 1, 2012 Beliving that you can never gain weight you eat all the greggs sausage rolls you can get your hands on, you instead gain huge amounts of mass and become a fat shit anyway I wish I won the euro millions jackpot Share this post Link to post
byronmullins 0 Posted October 1, 2012 You win the euro million jackpot but when you get the money its monopoly money I wish i could live a happy life with no problems Share this post Link to post