Lewis 1,276 Posted September 25, 2012 Your wish is granted but you have to spend your entire day exercising, no time for a social life. I wish i worked in a zoo Share this post Link to post
Biggles 44 Posted September 25, 2012 Granted, you're cleaning up shit I wish for unlimited and unruinable milk Share this post Link to post
Lewis 1,276 Posted September 25, 2012 Wish granted, it surrounds you, and drowns you. I wish to go to hogwarts Share this post Link to post
tweep 3 Posted September 25, 2012 Your wish is granted. You arrive at Hogwarts, they discover you are not a wizard, and put you straight back on the train home after erasing your entire memory. I wish my internet speeds were better. Share this post Link to post
blaster28310 0 Posted September 25, 2012 your internet speed improves but then an EMP goes of and destroys all eletrical devices in the world I wish I could fly Share this post Link to post
MelonHead 0 Posted September 25, 2012 your able to fly, but are shot down due to strict air traffic rules i iwsh i had a cheezbrgeeeer Share this post Link to post
Proxima 1 Posted September 25, 2012 You get a cheezbrgeeeeer but may not eat it since you just wished for one and not wished to eat one. I wish I was telepathic. Share this post Link to post
JDOG 0 Posted September 25, 2012 You are transformed into a circle. I wish for 3 nipples Share this post Link to post
Dave 2 Posted September 25, 2012 You wish for three nipples but your third nipple is on your forehead and everyone laughs at you. I wish I had my own computer. Share this post Link to post
Proxima 1 Posted September 25, 2012 You get your own computer when you start working for it and play day and night on it. that results in burning the wires. I wish I could make 1 perfect wish which I can enjoy for at least 1 complete day without others finding bad ideas to kill my wish. Share this post Link to post
Lewis 1,276 Posted September 25, 2012 You make your wish, but YOU yourself find bad ideas to ruin your day. UMAD? I wish for another dog Share this post Link to post
Proxima 1 Posted September 25, 2012 Since you mentioned "another" I hope the first dog isn't a nice one. But you get another dog, in a chinese restaurant in China, Bon Appetit! I wish everybody spoke english, that would be a lot easier to communicate. Share this post Link to post
Dave 2 Posted September 25, 2012 Everyone starts speaking English but everyone gets sick of everyone speaking the same language and starts commiting suicide. I wish for a bagel Share this post Link to post
Lewis 1,276 Posted September 26, 2012 Your wish is granted, but a giant bagel, which wraps itself around you and squeezes you to death. I wish i didnt have to go to school today Share this post Link to post
McLovin 4 Posted September 26, 2012 Wish granted you were dropped out of school and will need to work in a supermarket for the rest of your life. I wish that all the work I have to do today is already finished. Share this post Link to post