Fluxy 1,660 Posted September 23, 2012 The wish came true anyway and said "what you gonna do about it bitch" I wish I had the ability to make girls orgasm just by looking at them Share this post Link to post
Bogs 0 Posted September 23, 2012 The wish came true but one day you look at a russian mob boss's wife. He hears about this and he makes you sleep with the fishes. I wish for a wish that is not a wish that isn't a wish that is a wish but is secretly not a wish that is a wish but that wish is disguised as a bad wish which turns into a good wish over time but then the wish gets mouldy and is not eatable. Share this post Link to post
JDOG 0 Posted September 24, 2012 You essential wished for mouldy , inedible cheese -granted I wish for a new microphone. My calculator is almost dead. Share this post Link to post
tweep 3 Posted September 24, 2012 I wish that you get a new microphone, but it was radioactive and you died from poisoning. I wish I didn't have to do this Geography homework. Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted September 24, 2012 You dident do your Geography homework and you got a detention for not doing it I wish a I had a pillows for hands Share this post Link to post
Proxima 1 Posted September 24, 2012 Your wish will come true if you make a topic called "Tweep's homework topic", where BigglyWiggly will answer "Sure, scan it in". I wish Tweep took a more intimidating picture for his steam profile, which will result in less people rebelling when he gives orders ;D Share this post Link to post
Biggles 44 Posted September 24, 2012 He does so, but its a picture of his dick I wish to be omnipotent Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted September 25, 2012 You're granted omnipotency, but only over badgers. You are now the god of all badgers. I wish i could relive the past 5 years. Share this post Link to post
Biggles 44 Posted September 25, 2012 I shall call my badger's to arms and wage war on the human race You relive them, but they're just not as good as you thought I wish I had a 99 flake Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted September 25, 2012 You get a 99 flake. BUT JUST THE FLAKE, NO ICECREAM. And the flake is extremely rich dark chocolate. :l I wish Biggles was my neighbour. Share this post Link to post
McLovin 4 Posted September 25, 2012 He becomes your neighbour on the day you move out your house. I wish I already knew everything for my tests. Share this post Link to post
Bogs 0 Posted September 25, 2012 You know and remember everything but forget everything else, even your family. leads to suicide I wish i was was admin pls Share this post Link to post
McLovin 4 Posted September 25, 2012 How does forgetting about your family lead to suicide what ever. Your wish wsnt granted after your last post. I wish I had a fridge that would automaticly refill itself. Share this post Link to post
Jordan 278 Posted September 25, 2012 Your wish was granted but filled with just food that you really dont like. I wish for PEACE! Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted September 25, 2012 Your wish is granted, but because of a strict military regime in which humans have no freedom or free will. I wish i was in good shape Share this post Link to post