Jak

1v1 me novas only down mid mirage. Winner takes the name Nick.

It's my birthday so I want a present from you. The present being changing your name as Nick is one of my characters and is protected by copy right. Thank you in advance.

Are you a hacked slovakian spam bot?

This is like OPENLY walking up to some shady foreign guy wearing a trenchcoat in an alleyway. No thank you.

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Correct. The rep IS FOR THE PEOPLE. We are only giving back.
 
This is a fantastic suggestion, i also think we should allow the +rep'd of the month access to exquisite admin content so that we can 'squeeze the sponge' a bit more by leaking it TO THE PEOPLE.

Absolutely against this. It's against my freedom of expression or something

This is a disgraceful thread.

dont clog the page up at all

im kidding +1

these seem to be fine

Don't mind me guys, just checking on my crops 
 

cya nerds

POPEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :( 

drake on list?
 
ob mods strike again...

well he has got 2 weeks to show staff he is active then I guess. I can't remember the last time I saw him post on the forum or saw him actually integrating with anyone. 

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So, this week pretty much marks my fourth year since I joined OB and each year when this time comes around I like to think what kind of situations or interesting things have happend in OB since the last year. Changing in owners, VAC gossip, cyber relationships, le epic trolls, new servers, Mods/admins who go off the rails....alot can happen in a year and OB does look slightly different every August imo. But then I was thinking, instead of looking back, why not look forward...what is OB gonna look like in August 2017???  Here are my thoughts:
 
Chris Lord admits he got something wrong, him saying "I guess I was wrong then" gets soundboarded and becomes the hottest meme of 2017. Jame and Venga are finally given an official HR section on the forums and a channel in TS where they can deal with most of the community's personal grievances giving Unseen a chance to concentrate on being owner.   Unseen did the deed (assassinated Conor in his sleep, took control of OB)  At a meetup in Essex Mintlou and Jaydog finally confess their deep seated love for each other, get it on, 3 months later have a truck themed wedding, its very nice but no one goes... Babbymonkey returns after many years, expecting most to have forgotten who he is, unfourtunatly this isnt the case and he doesn't stay long as every post he makes on the forums is quoted and replied with                    ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Brandon becomes one of the first OB mods to die on duty, doctors believe he had a stroke that killed him instantly, some say this was a direct result of someone changing their name to "Brandumb" during a gather.  All CS gathers are played exclusively on CSS just like the good old days, this is due to CSGO being ported to Source 2 during 2017 which came with the following "improvements": Sprinting, a perk system, grenade launchers and space battles. Biggles heads the "Close Minigames 2017" petition.  Lewis leaves OB to pursue his CS pro career under the name "The Rutland Monster" but is later banned from all CS major tournaments by valve for his repeated typing of "nice eco team" "oops wrong chat" during all his matches.  What else do you guys think could happen to OB in 2017? 

Ok here is mine.
 
Venga and Jak own a youtube channel with over 1 million subs, Most of the videos are from silver matchmaking games. Fluxy is yet still with the greece girl after many break ups fluxy asked her to marry her, she declined, leaving fluxy desperate and being a bonghead 24/7 Brandon is no-more with us after a matchmaking game where brandon would ranked up from supreme to global wich he lost, after that he lost all connection to the internet. RJay is member after 16 tries. Keji is still around, he sometimes joins teamspeak but refuses to speak english and will only talk french.  
 

Once there was a man named Rumple, who had found himself in a bit of a tumble,
He'd risen to mod, but was by many accounts a sod, soon he would indeed be rumbled!
ESL outbreak rapidly approached,
All eyes turned onto the cockroach,
Lack of appearance entailed unfortunate... reproach.
Sadly there was no performance surge,
Regulars dropped their pitchforks - in dashed hopes of a purge
With no obvious sign of matchmaking karma,
It was the first official failure of E.O.T.Llama*
The days painfully blistered on,
had this kid possibly fled? run? even gone? - Tears were shed - would we ever see a return of Rumple's famous.... Juan?
Not in CS, as word had it, Rumple had moved to other games
Sharpen the swords, light the arrows, time to put this kid in flames!
(Chorus)
Out of no where approached the VAC,
The pig had clearly used a hack!

Now there is no chance he will come back,
Not even for a cafeteria channel snack.

The kid will clearly have taken some crack
If he thinks he can... backtrack

All the skids in his backpack
Have undoubtedly been setback!
Byebye moderator mansion, hello filthy rug shack,
Thanks for giving us a place to piss (your plaque)!
 
 
Under the carpet he goes, content he is, because he doesn't know
 
He's in for a long perm, of sadness, sorry, and woe.

Now he realises that this indeed, does blow

There ain't no coming back, for yo
 
 
*Elite Task-Force Outbreak Llama Squad
 

Yo, nice introduction, welcome to the forums.
 
Why did you start by playing cs 1.5 and 'missing 1.6' when cs:source was already out when you were 8?
 

Nice to see a really decent introduction for once :) welcome to the forums dude. Seen you a lot on the surf server, you seem like a chill bro, and we like chill bros. 

Wtf why won't you tell us where you're originally from?
 
Decent intro tho ty 4 effort. Also do not burn 'zoots'. Marijuana is a dangerous gateway drug and it is worse for you than tobacco.
I only say because I care.

Accept that life is meaningless, chaotic, brutal and short. 
 
Then troll kids on CSGO.