Lewis 1,276 Posted August 21, 2016 (edited) Once there was a man named Rumple, who had found himself in a bit of a tumble, He'd risen to mod, but was by many accounts a sod, soon he would indeed be rumbled! ESL outbreak rapidly approached, All eyes turned onto the cockroach, Lack of appearance entailed unfortunate... reproach. Sadly there was no performance surge, Regulars dropped their pitchforks - in dashed hopes of a purge With no obvious sign of matchmaking karma, It was the first official failure of E.O.T.Llama* The days painfully blistered on, had this kid possibly fled? run? even gone? - Tears were shed - would we ever see a return of Rumple's famous.... Juan? Not in CS, as word had it, Rumple had moved to other games Sharpen the swords, light the arrows, time to put this kid in flames! (Chorus) Out of no where approached the VAC, The pig had clearly used a hack! Now there is no chance he will come back, Not even for a cafeteria channel snack. The kid will clearly have taken some crack If he thinks he can... backtrack All the skids in his backpack Have undoubtedly been setback! Byebye moderator mansion, hello filthy rug shack, Thanks for giving us a place to piss (your plaque)! Under the carpet he goes, content he is, because he doesn't know He's in for a long perm, of sadness, sorry, and woe. Now he realises that this indeed, does blow There ain't no coming back, for yo *Elite Task-Force Outbreak Llama Squad Edited August 21, 2016 by Lewis 9 Jak, Substick, Liutvi Mestan and 6 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
Brawler 31 Posted August 21, 2016 how long did that take you to make? Quote Share this post Link to post
Lewis 1,276 Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, Brawler said: how long did that take you to make? 13 minutes 14.08-14.21 Quote Share this post Link to post
Neero 3 Posted August 25, 2016 "If you cheat, I hope karma gets you" -Rumple 2016 Anyways, I pity Rumple for getting VAC, and I wish he hadn't used hacks, being a nice guy and all (at least to me). But rules are rules. You will be missed. Quote Share this post Link to post
Philip 28 Posted August 25, 2016 Rumple oh rumple, you used hacks, now in gathers we shall relax Ob is staying clean and your punishment was not mean Your quotes are ironic, your hacks were diabolic now you have a vac, I can finally get Caroline Flack Quote Share this post Link to post
Blyss 975 Posted August 26, 2016 4 hours ago, Robert said: New poem for Imoxus? Oh sweet Imoxus You're a cheating trash bag Fuck off forever Bye 1 Robert reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
Bawbag 13 Posted August 26, 2016 Whats up with all the cheaters recently anyway? Quote Share this post Link to post
No Good 85 Posted August 26, 2016 (edited) Edited August 26, 2016 by No Good Quote Share this post Link to post