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Dunno how much clearer I can make it, I’ll wank you off until you ejaculate.

I’ll make sure you cum.

I’ll make sure you come.

I’m not going but this is in Birmingham right? If anyone wants a night out let me know, I live there. Caveat: 25+, no cunts.

When Everything Ends Zestfully Yeah

Lots of people like lots of different games... Sometimes This Is Quite Queer, Yes?

Amateur-level Kills Are Meaningless Everyone

Being Really Annoying Never Delivers On Needs

stop drinking as much red wine and shit beer you fat cunt

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/mar/14/stephen-hawking-professor-dies-aged-76 Original /r/iamverysmart member has passed away. Guy was a true G, rest in peace. Hope you’re boning all the nurses in heaven.

@gaffeR has a 1.6 server if anyone needs it.

Why do you keep coming back just to tell us you've been gone? NOT INTERESTED.

@VENGA BUS ah nah man, the guards are definitely all over illegal substances because when I was there last they didn't just ignore people with eyes like dinner plates hugging the walls and only ordering water and chain smoking fags for like 3 hours and sweating like the gestapo is knocking on their door and Anne Frank is upstairs... Didn't see them turning a blind eye to any of that at all.

@VENGA BUS yep, but only if @Fluxy and @SonyTwan go as well. We can go to Fabric when all the kiddies are asleep.

Found the original image:

Must be fake, Brandon can’t read due to his traditional traveller lifestyle forcing him to drop out of school at a young age to start work with his dad and 9 uncles in the family conglomerate scrap metal recycling, driveway tarmacking, hedge trimming, tool sharpening, dog breeding, used car selling, and landscape gardening business.

Shit bait copy paste, you’ll not be going to university with those test scores, Chris.

I find X person annoying and don’t want to listen to them, but I am engaging otherwise civilly with everyone else in the community. They’ve not broken a rule, but I don’t want to engage with that one person because I don’t like them. I ask again, why ban?

Why should muting be a bannable offence @Chris Lord

@SonyTwan Been on a proper RDJ binge recently, have been going back through his soundcloud dumps and the newer Rephlex releases.

Why do you have a wire coming out of your fridge??

I miss the heat, it's too cold now.

Let's see if your actual desks are as cluttered as your icon-riddled desktops... Looking at you @Fluxy. How many spoons litter your workspace now? This is mine: Cheap BenQ monitor for gaming and general browsing (left) Old but gold LG monitor for design work, TeamSpeak, Spotify (right) Dual monitor mount with bad cable management Filco Minila keyboard with DSA Starry Night keycaps, MX brown switches Zowie FK2 mouse Audio Technica M50-X headphones Zalman lapel microphone Corsair deskmat XBOX 360 controller Shitty Microlab speakers Ultimate Ears Wonderboom bluetooth speaker Rizla tin, custom mini Clipper lighter Handmade notebook, a couple of pens and some "yellow sticky notes" Your turn.