Show your ugly face!

[Stiqqy 592]

Little did they know, Stiqqy was actually Justin Hawkins, the lead singer of hit rock-band The Darkness...

I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE

never heard that joke before XD +1 for creativity :D, (i get called many names, jimmy bullard, diego forlan, carlos puyol, basically anyone with long blonde hair)

[Biggles 44]

Brain May

[Jamie 2,319]

Brain May

brain

[Biggles 44]

Oops, my bad

[Dave 2]

Might do a cheeky face reveal at some point.

[inmylife 5]

Might do a cheeky face reveal at some point.

I might show off my six pack at some point. Only if I get 100 likes.

[HighFlyer 1]

wow HighFlyer = Frostie II??????

Do we need a walk-off?

Is "Frostie II" a good thing?

And sure thing w33zy, i go by my street name of Dr.Buttlove McSlippyFist. I hang around Brighton on weekdays.

It's a Very good thing, I had a rant earlier saying how annoyed I am that you have come to the community. You are a decent looking chap my friend and I was a little worried you may be better looking than myself, I take high (very high really) pride in my looks and my modelling career so I feared you may pose a threat but you'll always play second best to me.

Thus you've been named "Frostie II" :glad2:

Blimey I'm flattered. I'll just take my second best place to avoid any rivalries ;)

[BlueEyes 3]

Right I'm gonna jump on the bandwagon because I've been here for ages and practically no one knows what I actually look like. These are all from the tour of Europe I did with my friends:

The "I like Germany" Pose:

Group Photo:

Looking sexy on a hill (Yes I have a penny board pls dont judge me):

Waterfall somewhere in Budapest:

In the hotel in Venice:

Obligatory pout photo:

Getting judged by all the tourists for impersonating a statue:

I hope you enjoy these <3

[Wist 376]

Well you did not turn out as expected

nice genes

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Guess I ought to hop on the bandwagon... No hot selfies here I'm afraid. It's more about the cringe. Also nice shots Blue xoxo

A bit older than Harrison Garforth here - and I wasn't even a rapper/drug dealer. :(

Aged something.

Wally, our briard, and me. Probably 6-7 here?

fag in the middle right, with another fag to my right

Back in Sixth Form, a friend and I had an unhealthy obsession with 'Revenge of the Nerds'. When we had some 'career day', where you dressed like your future aspiration, our pick of attire was somewhat predictable.

awkz first day of uni

The same friend who loved Revenge of the Nerds also liked to dress up like this.

tehe =3 (around this time, every girl and her dog took this bog-standard A&F photo, so I thought I'd join in)

Barcelona. =3

NYE in Paris

[w33zy 1,523]

lmao venga awesome pictures. and toby you look way less trollish on pictures. :silly1:

ill post a few.

some old 1 i found pretty funny.

around 11/12ish here. lion king is OP. shh

i wanted to be a super saiyan for quite some time. never got powerlevel over 9000! :(

this was at crete (greece) holiday everyday drunk as you cann see on my face.

me and my homies.

last year on queensday. wich is amazing, you all should come to the netherlands and enjoy queensday

recent selfie :glad2:

enjoy xoxo

[Dave 2]

Venga you look scarily like my eldest cousin, especially that last picture.

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Haha the hair Weez. :) I'm liking the trips down other people's memory lanes.

And lol wot? pics or no buy

[HighFlyer 1]

I also have a friend that looks a lot like you Venga

Lets ignore the fact I have a man-crush on such friend

Only Joking

Or am I. :ugeek:

[Wist 376]

Our story begins in 1995.

In Bath, England, one couple - a certain Jane and Chris - had just had their second child. They were full of optimism, love and flourished in the unbridled juggernaut that constituted the western world in the glorious nineties - pre 9/11, with astonishingly high standards of living.

They were both 30 and had just married.

They named their second child Darcy, but, as fate would have it, witnessed first hand in the hospital the growth of Darcy as a name for girls, and so replaced Darcy's name with Harrison - thus the family became a quartet: Jane, Chris, Olivia and Harrison.

1999: The Millennium grew close, and so did the family; they travelled abroad to France in the summer of that year, and explored the south around Cannes as they basked in the sun.

By 2001, young Harrison had become close to a good friend - Daniel, who moved abroad to France one year later. The two became a duality, executing all kinds of mischief in the small Somerset town in which they resided.

Time went on, and so did suspiciously awful hairstyles - by year 6, the young Harrison had reached his most hideous, but also went ice-skating for the first time.

By year 10, Harrison had found a merry band of winder-uppers, who were suitably detached from mainstream society to believe that they represented a new wave of 60's counter-culture and were artistic visionaries who would take the world by storm.

Ironically, they were right, travelling to Berlin that summer and living life on the edge - and by edge, I mean safe, structured tourism.

In year 11, tragedy befell Harrison when he lost his hand in a car crash.

Unperturbed, Harrison found some kind of love, as well as success in his GCSEs - the struggle upwards through A Levels began, however.

Daring further than ever before, Harrison represented his town in an official ambassadorial role, being sent to Germany to serve his council in the yearly quadripartite in Bavaria. He also met hot Americans.

Eventually, A Levels began, and with them crippling alcoholism - here Harrison struggles with the effects of alcohol:

And again:

By December 13, Harrison, who had now assumed the mantle of Wist, experienced the first great failure of his life - he applied, unsuccessfully, to Oxford. His experiences there, and the friends he made, would stir him to reapply and strive to achieve even higher in the future.

One year passed, and although Wist lost many friends to the pull of adulthood and university, he achieved one great thing - he was admitted to the University of Cambridge, where he will begin in 2015.

The rest, as they say, is l'histoire.